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  • Sweet Farts #1

    Raymond Bean

    eBook (Two Lions, April 3, 2012)
    Someone has been farting up a storm at school and everyone thinks Keith Emerson is to blame. Unfortunately for Keith, it has earned him the nickname "S.B.D." (silent but deadly). To make matters worse, Keith's dad is a self proclaimed "Fart Machine" who really stinks it up at home. With the science fair quickly approaching, Keith decides he has had enough. He comes up with a science fair project idea to turn the foul smell of human gas into something sweet smelling. The idea lands him in the principal's office, and in big trouble with his mom. With the help of his little sister Emma, his dad, his crazy grandma, and Benjamin Franklin (great American scientist), Keith will attempt to make the greatest scientific discovery of all time, the cure for the common fart.
  • Sweet Farts #1

    Raymond Bean

    Paperback (Two Lions, April 3, 2012)
    Someone has been farting up a storm at school and everyone thinks Keith Emerson is to blame. Unfortunately for Keith, it has earned him the nickname "S.B.D." (silent but deadly). To make matters worse, Keith's dad is a self proclaimed "Fart Machine" who really stinks it up at home. With the science fair quickly approaching, Keith decides he has had enough. He comes up with a science fair project idea to turn the foul smell of human gas into something sweet smelling. The idea lands him in the principal's office, and in big trouble with his mom. With the help of his little sister Emma, his dad, his crazy grandma, and Benjamin Franklin (great American scientist), Keith will attempt to make the greatest scientific discovery of all time, the cure for the common fart.
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  • Sweet Farts #2: Rippin' It Old School

    Raymond Bean

    language (Two Lions, Aug. 3, 2010)
    Keith Emerson discovered the cure for the common fart when he invented Sweet Farts. At age ten, Keith is a self-made millionaire who runs a science lab and is in charge of his own company—so what could possibly be bothering him? Well, his four-year-old sister’s newfound love of farting is causing all kinds of problems. His friends spend most of their time and energy trying to embarrass him for fun. And if that isn’t enough to drive a kid crazy, the big science fair is weeks away and Keith has no idea what to do for his next experiment.
  • Sweet Farts #2: Rippin' It Old School

    Raymond Bean

    Paperback (Two Lions, Aug. 3, 2010)
    Keith Emerson discovered the cure for the common fart when he invented Sweet Farts. At age ten, Keith is a self-made millionaire who runs a science lab and is in charge of his own company—so what could possibly be bothering him? Well, his four-year-old sister’s newfound love of farting is causing all kinds of problems. His friends spend most of their time and energy trying to embarrass him for fun. And if that isn’t enough to drive a kid crazy, the big science fair is weeks away and Keith has no idea what to do for his next experiment. This time around, Keith will attempt to discover something new and amazing in time for the big science fair, deal with his friends’ constant teasing, and help his sister, Emma, learn the complex etiquette of farting. Sure he made one of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time, but the question facing him now is "What’s next?"
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  • Sweet Farts #3: Blown Away

    Raymond Bean

    Paperback (Two Lions, April 3, 2012)
    Sweet Farts Inc. has two geniuses in one company, and it’s on! Keith started it all when he invented a cure for the common fart, but Anthony has a world class discovery of his own that has earned millions. Anthony is back from a trip around the world, and he’s on a mission to take over Keith’s Sweet Farts empire. Keith would love to take a few months off and enjoy his private baseball field and basketball court. Unfortunately for him, Mr. Gonzalez has really turned up the heat by entering Sweet Farts Inc. in the All World Science Challenge. The weeks leading up to the international competition will push Keith and his young company to the brink of ruin. In the latest installment of the Sweet Farts series, Keith will attempt to lead the staff of Sweet Farts Inc. into the All World Science Competition, defend his Empire against Sir Anthony the Farter’s power play, and accept a few unexpected and humbling truths along the way. Who will run the company as it moves forward? Your guess is as good as anyone else’s.
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  • Mystery of the Battle Box

    Raymond Han

    eBook (Little Rocket Books, July 7, 2013)
    Jing Yang, his classmate Angelina, and his cousin Tim team up to solve a mystery about hidden treasure in an underground bunker which was built during World War Two.A history dropout from a local university has been searching for the treasure for many years. The teenagers must find the treasure first before he does.They stumble into a secret tunnel beneath the bunker with help from two spirits haunting the bunker since World War Two.Just when they lay eyes on the gold bars hidden in the secret tunnel, who else but the history dropout should turn up behind them, startling them...Discounts available for schools. Contact the author at han.raymond[at]hotmail.com.
  • School Is A Nightmare #1 First Week, Worst Week

    Raymond Bean

    eBook (, Dec. 28, 2013)
    Justin's last few days of summer are quickly vanishing. His mom is in full blown back to school mode, and he can’t do anything to stop it. Over the final forty eight hours of summer he’s been dragged shopping for shoes, clothes, and worst all, school supplies.The first three days of school only get worse when he loses his pet snake, all the money in his savings account, and nearly his own life.Oh, and he has the meanest teacher in the whole school, Mrs. Cliff. She’s been around so long she taught his dad when he was a kid. The thought of spending a whole school year in her class makes him want to hop the first bus to Canada. Unfortunately, he can’t afford a bus ticket to Canada, so he’ll just have to suck it up.
  • Sweet Farts #3: Blown Away

    Raymond Bean

    language (Two Lions, April 3, 2012)
    Sweet Farts Inc. has two geniuses in one company, and it’s on! Keith started it all when he invented a cure for the common fart, but Anthony has a world class discovery of his own that has earned millions. Anthony is back from a trip around the world, and he’s on a mission to take over Keith’s Sweet Farts empire. Keith would love to take a few months off and enjoy his private baseball field and basketball court. Unfortunately for him, Mr. Gonzalez has really turned up the heat by entering Sweet Farts Inc. in the All World Science Challenge. The weeks leading up to the international competition will push Keith and his young company to the brink of ruin. In the latest installment of the Sweet Farts series, Keith will attempt to lead the staff of Sweet Farts Inc. into the All World Science Competition, defend his Empire against Sir Anthony the Farter’s power play, and accept a few unexpected and humbling truths along the way. Who will run the company as it moves forward? Your guess is as good as anyone else’s.
  • School Is A Nightmare #2 The Field Trip

    Raymond Bean

    eBook
    The School Is A Nightmare books are fast paced, have quick chapters (we promise), and are shorter than the average book (you’re welcome). Justin’s first week of school was a complete nightmare, and he’s thankful it’s over. He may not be a fan of school, but he’s a huge fan of field trips. It’s finally the day of the first school trip of the year. All week he’s been looking forward to pumping his fist so truckers will honk their horns, sneaking loads of candy, and having a fun day off. It’s only the second week of school, but he’s already exhausted and needs a break. Unfortunately for him, his day off isn’t exactly what he had in mind. He’s bitten by a snake, attacked by bees, and blamed for making the whole grade late. Even worse, he’s sent to the hospital and may not even get a chance to finish the trip with the rest of the kids.It was supposed to be the perfect trip, but it was a total nightmare.
  • School Is A Nightmare #4 Yuck Mouth And The Thanksgiving Miracle

    Raymond Bean

    eBook (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 20, 2012)
    Justin is not a fan of Thanksgiving. He feels like it’s a “non-holiday”, but it’s November, and his teacher is in full blown Thanksgiving mode. She’s determined to help him learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, but he’s just looking forward to a few days off from school. To earn them he’ll have to research Thanksgiving, dress up like a pilgrim, and suffer through countless lessons about the holiday. Unfortunately for Justin, there’s no relief at home because his cousin Darwin is in town. He only met his cousin one time when he was real little, and the only thing he remembers about him is his horrific breath. Darwin is a proud, “non-brusher” and the stench is enough to clear a room. Will Justin survive the big class feast at school? Can he handle sharing his room with his cousin Darwin “Yuck Mouth” McGee? Will he learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving? Find out in the latest installment of the School Is A Nightmare Series, Yuck Mouth And The Thanksgiving Miracle.
  • The Water Maiden

    Raymond M Hall

    language (, Jan. 25, 2016)
    Plummeting through time!Abigail is about to meet herself in the past. In an instant, she is trapped in the sixteen hundreds, forced to cope with life in a totally different time.She quickly learns that in order to survive, she has to use all her developing womanly wiles. She needs a husband, because in this era, without the protection of a man, women have very few options. Four sisters, from her village and suspected witches, help in her endeavours.Several romances cross her path, and she takes every advantage they offer to better herself until meeting the love of her life, Jacob.Will Abigail survive in this torturous era, or will she seek a way to return to the comfortable life she left behind so dramatically? Pick up this page turner Today!Read "The Water Maiden" for FREE with your Kindle Unlimited Subscription and lookfor it under Mystery, Thriller & Suspense. What verified Amazon readers are saying about The WaterMaiden:Chilling — Interesting concept, kept me glued to every page!Great supernatural novel - Bewitching!Romantic supernatural journey into the past.Exciting, cinematic and a lot of fun.
  • O. J. Simpson

    Raymond Hill

    Hardcover (Random House, March 15, 1975)
    A biography of O. J. Simpson, running back of the Buffalo Bills in the National Football League.