Krakenshire Collection: Box Set- Books 1-3
A. Davis
language
(, May 24, 2018)
KRAKENSHIRE COLLECTION- Get all three books together for one low price!Two-headed dogs and the re-animated dead? What is going on in the little village of Krakenshire?It was a land and time far, far away, or so the story goes. Hear the peculiar narrator tell the tale of the undertaker and his quest for revenge and retaliation. Meet the whimsical and bizarre characters that occupy the quaint town along the way.THE UNDERTAKER’S REVENGE- A Love Story:This strange tale follows the forlorn undertaker through the tiny hamlet of Krakenshire as he attempts to avenge his wife’s death. The village residents, on the other hand, never seemed to question her death. In fact, aside from the light gossip pertaining to the mental health of the undertaker, they nearly forgot all about the once-happy couple. Almost oblivious, they were. One might even say they were mysteriously distracted. The undertaker, however, saw the secretive spell the resident had succumbed to- and it all emanated from from the factory on the hill. The evil empire, as he referred to it, was a chemical company contaminating the very village they resided in. And he was most resolute on reaping revenge on such a nefarious neighbor! Oh sure, there were others who were not sickened by the spell, other villagers who indeed did perceive the poisoning being perpetrated. But they were, well, let’s just say, they were otherwise occupied with their own oddities. And most peculiar oddities they were! Now I won’t go into the particulars here, but suffice it to say, the town was rather teaming with the twisted type, a loony lot for certain! And our poor undertaker has to endure the endless eccentricities as he tries to exact his revenge.KEYS TO THE COFFINS:Don't you hate it when you can't find your keys? It's worse when they are taken from you by the undead. Come hear the tale of the tiny village of Krakenshire where there's more than just fish to be found in the loch.Listen to the narrator weave the legend of the undertakers who came before- the ones that had to deal with the undead in all of their incarnations. It all starts with the undertaker’s grandfather and the family secret. Oh sure all families have secrets of their own, but this one is special. This one brings back the dead. His grandfather didn’t do it often- neither did his father- but it was enough to change things around the tiny village of Krakenshire. Not that the rest of the villagers knew what was going on, of course, as the undertakers were masters at hiding the truth- with a little help from their friends. But as most things go when you practice deceit, someone will eventually find out. Perhaps it was best that the ones who uncovered the secret were strangers to the settlement, or perhaps it made it all worse. Will they survive the invasion of these strangers? Will the undertaker, Sr. be able to save the town? CRYPTIC NOTES:Family secrets can be difficult burdens- especially when they involve bringing back the dead. I won’t tell you that the undertaker handled it better than most, but not everyone had to save the world from those evil vampire types while shouldering the load, now did they?This curious and creepy tale follows the forlorn undertaker through the tiny hamlet of Krakenshire after his attempts at avenging his wife’s death. Those nefarious types he had blamed for her demise turn out to be responsible for a whole lot more!First came the cryptic notes.Then came the mysterious messages from the old woman in the woods.Last came all the proof he needed.Will he finally find out what the evil empire has been up to? Will he discover what role he plays in the grand design? Will the doctor drive him insane with his relentless rhyming?There’s only one way to find out these answers. Are you fearless and foolhardy enough to find out?