Diary of a Nerd King #3: Episodes 1 to 4
Matt Ballard
eBook
(Matt Ballard, June 21, 2012)
What do you do when you get attacked by a pair of Neanderthals on your way to school?Or your girlfriend laughs at you hysterically because you're covered in blue from head to toe and look like an over-sized Smurf?Or you're worried about a Pile of Poo Monster while planning the ULTIMATE REVENGE?Find out now in Diary of a Nerd King #3: Episode 1 - Smurfs, Poo Monsters, and REVENGE!Pulling pranks is one thing, but teachers pulling pranks on each other!And at school, right in the middle of class!Then Max and Boogie figure out an EPIC prank to play on the Turtle to get him back for the Smurf prank. It's totally wicked awesome!And what's this about kissing cows?Find out in Diary of a Nerd King #3: Episode 2 - Epic Teacher Pranks, Facebook, and Cow Kissing!Those sinister pranksters, Bugster and the Turtle, are back!Boogie and Max don't even have a chance to get Bugster back for the last prank before Bugster and the Turtle get them again!And the teachers are at it again too! Mr. Grimes pulls a WICKED AWESOME prank on Ms. Bellaboo to get her back for the laptop prank she pulled on him, and all the kids end up in a packing peanut fight afterwards!What do Bugster and the Turtle do to Boogie and Max this time?How does Mr. Grimes get Ms. Bellaboo back?Find out in Diary of a Nerd King #3: Episode 3 - Brussell Sprouts, Ding Dongs, and Wheelchair Racing!In Diary of a Nerd King #3 - Episode 4 - Flying Monkey Poo, Boogie Men, and Heart Attacks4, Max debates the ulitmate question.... Where can he get a troop of monkeys to use in the Ultimate Prank?And what happens when Boogie and Max are tricked into volunteering at Shady Pines Nursing Home?Is Old Man Hankerson the answer to their Bugster and the Turtle payback problem?Can their noses survive the smell of the laundry room?And what on earth happens when their's an emergency CODE?Find out in Diary of a Nerd King #3: Episode 4 - Flying Monkey Poo, Boogie Men, and Heart AttacksJust like your favorite TV shows, Diary of a Nerd King has changed to a SERIES format, and just like your favorite TV shows, there will now be a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King every week! Instead of having to wait months for a whole new book to come out, now you can get your Diary of a Nerd King fix EVERY WEEK when each new episode is released right here on Amazon!!!What's that... you haven't met Max yet? Well then, here's Max on Max...My name is Max Ridgemont. My sister says I'm the Nerd King. I resent that. She says I resemble that. She thinks she's so smart. Wait til I'm famous from inventing a burping machine.This is my diary, except it's not a diary. It's a journal, or a blog, or a log... just not a diary 'cause diaries are for girls and wimpy kids. There's also a lot of wicked awesome pictures I drew in here too. Don't feel bad if you can't draw as well as I can. Most people can't. Oh yeah, my best friend Boogie and I are going to make millions with our new YouTube channel, and our plan is in here too. DON'T try and copy us. You'll just get upset when you don't make a million dollars and find out you're not as awesome as us.