What do you do about a guard dragon who wants to change his job? What happens to a Prince who thinks he is so clever he doesn't need to go to school? Is it a good idea to use a skateboard that turns into a time machine? Is it really helpful to drink bottles of ancient liquid that have mysterious powers? And can telling yourself scary stories at bedtime make them come true? The stories in this book answer these and other peculiar questions! There are also three poems in this book. Two happen in the dark and one might happen at school and will get you into trouble if you do what it says!