A book of naughty stories for good boys and girls! Are you the kind of kid who would eat thirty-two dim-sims for a dare, or let your teeth get so dirty they grew mould? Then STEP AWAY, because this book is NOT for you. It’s for GOOD boys and girls only!
Have you ever cheated on a test, or produced a smell from hell on purpose? Of course you haven't, because you're a good kid—unlike the awful children in these pooey stories!