Other editions of book Please Don't Torment Tootsie

'PLEASE don't torment Tootsie, or provoke Poochie. Don't madden Mutley, or disturb Dixi. Do not bully Bitsy, or even think of teasing Trixi. You'd be MAD to wind up Whitney.'

Please don't torment Tootsie, or provoke Poochie, or madden Mutley, or disturb Dixi. This is a cautionary tale about looking after your pets.