Other editions of book No Hope for Gomez! by Graham Parke

Forewords Book of the Year, Kirkus Indie Best Lister, IBA and USA Book News finalist.When Gomez enters a medical trial and a super sexy lab assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has finally changed. But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, he begins to fear for his life. No longer sure whom he can trust and which of his experiences are actually real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides to go underground and work out a devious plan. What follows is a zany adventure defying all the hallmarks of the classic romp:Boy meets girl.Boy stalks girl.Girl already has a stalker.Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.We've seen it all before, of course. Many times. But this time it's different, if only slightly."Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." --California Chronicle"Challenges the way we think about, and interact with, the world around us." --Kirkus Discoveries"The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." --Readers Favorite"A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason, and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." --Book Review"A very funny book; a veritable page turner of nonstop laughs. Buy a copy and find out for yourself!" --Reader Views

Forewords Book of the Year, Kirkus Indie Best Lister, IBA and USA Book News finalist. It's the age-old tale: Boy meets girl. Boy stalks girl. Girl already has a stalker. Boy becomes her stalker-stalker. We've seen it all before, many times, but this time it's different. If only slightly. Gomez is eternally bewildered by the ease with which others navigate the world. He’s never had much luck with women, or jobs, or anything really. Even gravity seems to pull on him a little harder than it does on others. But when he enters a medical trail and a super sexy research assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has changed – even if that assistant has trouble expressing herself in terms outside the realm of science. But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, Gomez begins to fear for his life. No longer sure whom he can trust and which of his experiences are actually real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides to create a devious plan. "Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." --California Chronicle "Challenges the way we think about, and interact with, the world around us." --Kirkus Discoveries "The antics in this book will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." --Readers Favorite "A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason, and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." --Book Review "A very funny book; a veritable page turner of nonstop laughs. Buy a copy and find out for yourself!" --Reader Views.

Winner of the Forewords Book of the Year Awards, nominated for the International Book Awards and the USA Book News Best Book Awards, featured in the Kirkus Best Indie 2011 list. It's the age-old tale:Boy meets girl.Boy stalks girl.Girl already has a stalker.Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.We've seen it all before, many times, but this time it's different. If only slightly. When Gomez Porter becomes a test subject in an experimental drug trial, he is asked to keep track of any strange experiences through a blog. What Gomez isn't ready for, is so many of his experiences suddenly seeming strange; the antiques dealer trying to buy his old tax papers, the phone-sex salesman who hounds him day and night, the super sexy research assistant who falls for him but is unable to express herself in terms outside the realm of science. But when one of the trial participants turns up dead and another goes missing, Gomez begins to fear for his life. No longer sure who he can trust and which of his experiences are real and which merely drug induced delusions, he decides it's time to go underground and work out a devious plan. Now, years later, his blogs have been recovered from a defunct server. For the first time we can find out firsthand what happened to Gomez as he takes us on a wild ride of discovery.