The History of Mr. John Decastro and his brother Bat, commonly called Old Crab Volume 2
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(RareBooksClub.com, May 16, 2012)
This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1815 Excerpt: ...and ifI will not marry you to-morrow kiss me till I pinch you!" " O I hate warts, and your face is full of gooseberries; you shall hear further," said she, "if I set my heart upon a cock turkey, and want a husband with a red face, that can spread his tail and strut." "Beauty!" quoth he. "What now, Old Comical?" saidshe. "Ha-ha!" quoth he, " how came you to think I spoke to you P" you?" '" Why,.you'comical old toad, you always call me so," said she.-" Well, I say, Beauty,--pull thatbottle of Madeira this way, (they were at dinner at the castle,) and, come, let us have a touch at it together, and then, if you tumble under the table you can't blame me if I tumble after you; and let what will happen the-fault will be all in the wine--but here it breaks again--it cannot be bad wine that brings good folks together, so come, Beauty, let's have t'other.touch at it, and then I'll sing you one of my best ballads."----" None but an ass can have an 'ear for your music," said she.-" None but an Orpheus can attract the beasts," quoth Old Comical. At table were the Earli and Countess-of Budemere, Mr. and Mrs. Grove, Lord Thomas and his cousin Mr. L. Lady Charlotte Orby, Acerbus the Philosopher, Old Crab, Mrs. B. 'De-castro, George Grove, and J ulia the' pretty milk-maid. Hearing Old Co-, K 5 e micali mical quaver, Lorrl Thomas called for a. song, whereupon Old Comical mounted a chair, for he had left his three-legged stool at the farm, and sung " My Lady Cannee," as it stands in the margin; and OLD COMICAL'S BALLAD, " MY LADY CAN YE?" Old Comical talres up alarge Pair of Bellom-.R...