Other editions of book Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take.How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck - literally?

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?

1.My parents are freaks. Sure, every teenager says that. But I know for a fact mine are bloodsucking vampire freaks. 2.As if high school wasn’t bad enough, now I have to go to vampire classes with a bunch of weirdos who actually want to drink blood. 3.Then there’s my complete inability to talk in complete sentences around cute boys. (Especially Nathan. He probably thinks I’ve got a speech impediment or something.) 4.And I can’t tell my best friend Serena about any of this. 5.But the absolute worst thing is that the whole world is about to find out what happened when my parents forced me to decide whether I want to be a vampire! Please don’t listen to this book. It’s just embarrassing.

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?

Mina Hamilton's parents want her dead. (Or undead to be precise.) They're vampires, and like it or not, Mina must decide whether to become a vampire herself. But Mina's more interested in hanging out with best friend Serena and trying to catch the eye of the too-hot-for-high-school Nathan Able than in the vampire training classes she's being forced to take. How's a girl supposed to find the perfect prom date and pass third-year French when her mom and dad are breathing down her neck--literally?

1.My parents are freaks. Sure, every teenager says that. But I know for a fact mine are bloodsucking vampire freaks. 2.As if high school wasn’t bad enough, now I have to go to vampire classes with a bunch of weirdos who actually want to drink blood. 3.Then there’s my complete inability to talk in complete sentences around cute boys. (Especially Nathan. He probably thinks I’ve got a speech impediment or something.) 4.And I can’t tell my best friend Serena about any of this. 5.But the absolute worst thing is that the whole world is about to find out what happened when my parents forced me to decide whether I want to be a vampire! Please don’t listen to this book. It’s just embarrassing.

1.My parents are freaks. Sure, every teenager says that. But I know for a fact mine are bloodsucking vampire freaks. 2.As if high school wasn’t bad enough, now I have to go to vampire classes with a bunch of weirdos who actually want to drink blood. 3.Then there’s my complete inability to talk in complete sentences around cute boys. (Especially Nathan. He probably thinks I’ve got a speech impediment or something.) 4.And I can’t tell my best friend Serena about any of this. 5.But the absolute worst thing is that the whole world is about to find out what happened when my parents forced me to decide whether I want to be a vampire! Please don’t listen to this book. It’s just embarrassing.

1.My parents are freaks. Sure, every teenager says that. But I know for a fact mine are bloodsucking vampire freaks. 2.As if high school wasn’t bad enough, now I have to go to vampire classes with a bunch of weirdos who actually want to drink blood. 3.Then there’s my complete inability to talk in complete sentences around cute boys. (Especially Nathan. He probably thinks I’ve got a speech impediment or something.) 4.And I can’t tell my best friend Serena about any of this. 5.But the absolute worst thing is that the whole world is about to find out what happened when my parents forced me to decide whether I want to be a vampire! Please don’t listen to this book. It’s just embarrassing.