Where Doo Dragons
Rinkart Nighthawk
Paperback
(Independently published, July 24, 2019)
Why is it we know so little about the personal habits of the most beloved mythical creature of all time? Does a dragon have a place to place its keester? Where Doo Dragons Poop? answers that and other burning questions concerning the most famous mythical creatures of recorded time: dragons, unicorns, krakens, three-headed dogs, flying horses, the Loch Ness monster and many others. Have a seat, take a load off, and try to wipe that silly grin off your face as you read in rhyming hilarity the semi-realities of mythical creatures and their pooping habits!Many books have addressed the issue of animal poop. This picture book dares go where no book has gone before in answering the question, where do DRAGONS poop? Long-feared by generations of fictitious characters, dragons are traditionally left alone with their diamonds and their dung. Author/illustrator Rinkart Nighthawk takes readers young and old into the caves, lairs, and depths where not only dragons, but other mythical creatures leave their despicable droppings. Find out what dire circumstance drives Reginald the Red dragon to leave his treasure unguarded; see the exact spot where Gregory Gremlin "goes"; discover why Nessie Loch Ness is seen only occasionally on the surface. These startling revelations and other shocking details from creatures that exist exclusively in books, movies, and your worst nightmares, are found only at this time and in this book: Where Doo Dragons (and other mythical creatures) Poop?"Life is serious and hard for all us kids. It’s time to take a break with this delightful, read-together book about the pooping habits of long wished-for creatures. Written in poo-etry verse and full of colorful, panoramic illustrations, this funny, entertaining book is perfect for parents and grandparents to read with their kids and grandkids. And speaking of entertainment, look for the other books in the Mythical Poop Book Series “Doo Genies Need to Poop? And “Doo Zombies Poop in Public.”