Books with title Uncle John's Wild and Wooly Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

Here is an exciting chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet" — those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Curious young readers will learn about the real Dr. Seuss, baseball superstitions, the birth of The Simpsons, how carnival games are rigged, the history of dining on scorpions and tarantulas, shocking truths about thunder and lightning, and disgusting bodily functions like ear wax production and digestion (and why they're important), and much, much more!Lexile score: 1000L

Here is an exciting chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet" — those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Curious young readers will learn about the real Dr. Seuss, baseball superstitions, the birth of The Simpsons, how carnival games are rigged, the history of dining on scorpions and tarantulas, shocking truths about thunder and lightning, and disgusting bodily functions like ear wax production and digestion (and why they're important), and much, much more!Lexile score: 1000L

This newly illustrated, highly collectible hardcover edition of Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! is so awesome it'll make curious young readers’ hair stand on end. Illustrated and easy to read, this book is full of fascinating articles, fun games, forgotten history, silly science, myths and legends, jokes, weird sports, and more. And at the bottom of each page are Uncle John's famous “running feet” facts, like this one: Bald eagle nests can weigh up to two tons — more than a compact car. What else is in here? The mysterious goings-on in the Bermuda Triangle, how not to get struck by lightning, the history of the @ sign, real-life X-Men, royal slobs, and newspaper kids from a century ago who went on strike...and won!Lexile score: 940L

Learning Magazine 2014 Teachers’ Choice for the Classroom Award for Children’s Books2013 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Finalist in Young Reader: Nonfiction2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Bronze in Juvenile Nonfiction CategoryUncle John knows what kids want: the fascinating trivia that has made Uncle Johns’ Bathroom Reader a household name, plus fun stuff meant For Kids Only!The big brains at the Bathroom Institute refuse to grow up! That’s why this all-new Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! is packed with puzzles, wordplay, mazes, brainteasers, mad science experiments, revolting recipes, crazy crafts, and, most importantly, the incredible facts and astounding trivia that Bathroom Reader fans crave. Kids can open to any page and find irresistible things to read and do, including - How to defrost a woolly mammoth- The giant fart that helped dinosaurs rule the Earth- An ogre drool-maze: find the path from the slobbery ogre to the mop- Make your own Maggoty Brownies- Create a fake cocoa spill guaranteed to freak out Mom- Play Bug Sudoku!- How a potato ended a baseball player’s careerPsst: Don’t tell the kids, but Kid-topia readers will get smarter while having a blast.

Featuring hundreds of amusing illustrations, fun fonts, and easy-to-read content, this book is filled with bite-sized tidbits divided into fun categories covering a wide range of subjects. For example, there’s Green Stuff (“Grasshoppers hear with the fronts of their knees”) and Microscopic Miracles (“There are more creatures in your mouth than there are humans on Earth”), and such comical categories as Facts About Feet and Eww, Gross! Like all the books in this series, this one is loaded with surprising factual information, presented in a format irresistible to young readers.

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is top secret and it's for kids only! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the bag: this book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also packed with weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in how to make your own secret code, where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from, mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings, the original alchemist and the search for the philosopher's stone, the Captain Underpants story, a secret recipe for edible glass, sneakers of the future, and much, much more!Lexile score: 1000L

2014 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Winner in Young Reader: Nonfiction (8-12 Years)!It's wacky, fun, and easy to read! It's a whole new twist on learning! And it's For Kids Only — boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who don't, kids with noses, nosey kids, kids who pick their noses...even grown up kids. Anyone who opens Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader will find page after page of fascinating facts and tantalizing true stories about science, history, pop culture, sports, amazing kids, goofy grownups, and (hold your noses...) disgustingly smelly things!Part of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only series, this illustrated edition features such topics as- The World's Smelliest Ghosts- The Founding Father who Farted Proudly- A Mama Mutt that Adopted a Human Baby- South Africa's Snake Girl- The Abominable Crustacean- Cleopatra's Beauty Tips- An Artist Who Sculpts with Toenail Clippings,Plus...riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, brainteasers, word-origins, and much, much more!Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--"short" (one page), "medium" (two pages), and "long" (three to five pages)--and they're all fun, informative, and educational.Lexile score: 920L

Dwayne the lab rat is about to blast through the Interpipe astride the amazing TP Flyer! What’s the TP Flyer? It’s a rocket-fast device for sluicing through the sewers, and now our ratty host can travel through 96 pages of interactive Interpipe adventures faster than ever to find the greatest heroes who ever lived and see just how heroic they actually were! In this exhilarating escapade, readers use clues in the history-filled stories and factoids to solve puzzles. Once a puzzle is solved, Dwayne flushes himself through the Interpipe to the next historical destination and the iSwirl gives readers a choice: solve the puzzle and turn the page, or jump through time to the next heroic adventure. Which heroes will we meet in this exciting addition to the iFlush series? How about Cher Ami, the bravest pigeon in WWI, the Star Trek star who was a hero to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., the newsies who brought media moguls to their knees, the top ten eco-heroes of all time, and many more!

Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same jaw-dropping mix of fun and information.Now is your chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet"--those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Kids will read about… * Who was Dr. Seuss?* Baseball superstitions* The birth of The Simpsons* How carnival games are rigged* Dining on scorpions and tarantulas* Shocking truths about thunder and lightning* Disgusting bodily functions like ear wax and digestion ( and why they're important)* Uncle John's all-time favorite elephant joke: Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree? A: Plant an acorn underneath him and wait 50 years! ...And much, much more!