Books with title The Puffin Joke Book

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion!Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment.So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion!Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment.So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Ah poker!Surely there is no more ridiculous pastime in which otherwise sensible adults amuse and abuse themselves.The thrill of the cards, the joy of the win, the despair of the loss, and the complaining of the bad beat . . . all of which make poker such a thoroughly exciting and dynamic dance of silliness. Some people take poker rather seriously however, and those people are often the most unintentionally hilarious of all. Hence the creation of this poker book of jokes! Undeniably the best poker book of jokes ever written! (Also the only one!) In the many years I’ve spent happily wasting my time and money at poker tables around the world, I’ve heard just about every poker joke known to either man, donkey, or fish, and I’ve collected them for posterity in this mighty tome.I hope you enjoy them!(And I hope even more that you annoy your friends with them at your next poker game!)Happy reading,Ashton Cartwright

Ah poker! Surely there is no more ridiculous pastime in which otherwise sensible adults amuse and abuse themselves. The thrill of the cards, the joy of the win, the despair of the loss, and the complaining of the bad beat . . . all of which make poker such a thoroughly exciting and dynamic dance of silliness. Some people take poker rather seriously however, and those people are often the most unintentionally hilarious of all. Hence the creation of this poker book of jokes! Undeniably the best poker book of jokes ever written! (Also the only one!) In the many years I’ve spent happily wasting my time and money at poker tables around the world, I’ve heard just about every poker joke known to either man, donkey, or fish, and I’ve collected them for posterity in this mighty tome. I hope you enjoy them! (And I hope even more that you annoy your friends with them at your next poker game!) Happy reading, Ashton Cartwright