Books with title The Monster Book of Banana Jokes

PICKLE JOKES GALORE!Like monsters? Like pickles? Like jokes? Have we got a book for you!SO MANY MONSTERS - Monsters eating pickles! Monsters telling jokes! It's monstrous, I tell you, monstrous!SO MANY PICKLE JOKES - Eleven giant chapters of pickle jokes! It goes to eleven!AND MORE! - Three chapters dedicated to pickle-y goodness! Ever wonder how many pickles it would take to reach the moon? Find out inside!ASTOUNDING DRAWINGS OF MONSTERS AND PICKLES! - So many monsters! So many pickles!SO POPULAR! - "Yeah, I read it," says Janie Monster. Phrank N. Stein says, "It's the best book about pickles and monsters I have ever read! Actually, it's the only one, come to think of it..."WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? - Go! Buy book! Now!

BANANAS GONE WILD! BANANA JOKES GALORE!Like monsters? Like bananas? Like jokes? Have we got a book for you!SO MANY MONSTERS - Monsters going bananas! Monsters eating bananas! Monsters telling jokes! It's monstrous, I tell you, monstrous!SO MANY BANANA JOKES - Fifteen giant chapters of banana jokes!AND MORE! - Three chapters dedicated to banana-y goodness! Want to learn how to cut a banana before you peel it? Find out inside!ASTOUNDING DRAWINGS OF MONSTERS AND BANANAS! - So many monsters! So many bananas!SO POPULAR! - "It's okay, I guess, if you like bananas," says Janie Monster. Phrank N. Stein says, "It's the best book about bananas and monsters I have ever read! Actually, it's the only one, come to think of it..."WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? - Go! Buy book! Now!

BANANAS GONE WILD! BANANA JOKES GALORE!Like monsters? Like bananas? Like jokes? Have we got a book for you!SO MANY MONSTERS - Monsters going bananas! Monsters eating bananas! Monsters telling jokes! It's monstrous, I tell you, monstrous!SO MANY BANANA JOKES - Fifteen giant chapters of banana jokes!AND MORE! - Three chapters dedicated to banana-y goodness! Want to learn how to cut a banana before you peel it? Find out inside!ASTOUNDING DRAWINGS OF MONSTERS AND BANANAS! - So many monsters! So many bananas!SO POPULAR! - "It's okay, I guess, if you like bananas," says Janie Monster. Phrank N. Stein says, "It's the best book about bananas and monsters I have ever read! Actually, it's the only one, come to think of it..."WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? - Go! Buy book! Now!

For over 100 years, the kingdom of Knighton was a peaceful place, until The Book of Monsters escaped from his prison. Stuffed to the spine with page after page of the most fearsome monsters imaginable, The Book of Monsters fights the NEXO KNIGHTS team by summoning bad guys from within. And now, the Book of Monsters from the LEGO NEXO KNIGHTS television series and toys can be in your hands! Look inside to learn all about the vile villains who threaten Knighton and about the valiant NEXO KNIGHTS who fight to stop them! Part guide book, part artifact: this is the real-life Book of Monsters, the archenemy of the NEXO KNIGHTS team! Plus: this book includes a poster and a time-exclusive NEXO Power that will not be available anywhere else until 2017! When the jacket is taken off, this book is a detailed recreation of The Book of Monsters from the TV show- it feels like you're holding the real thing!

PICKLE JOKES GALORE!Like monsters? Like pickles? Like jokes? Have we got a book for you!SO MANY MONSTERS - Monsters eating pickles! Monsters telling jokes! It's monstrous, I tell you, monstrous!SO MANY PICKLE JOKES - Eleven giant chapters of pickle jokes! It goes to eleven!AND MORE! - Three chapters dedicated to pickle-y goodness! Ever wonder how many pickles it would take to reach the moon? Find out inside!FULL COLOR DRAWINGS OF MONSTERS AND PICKLES! - So many monsters! So many pickles!SO POPULAR! - "Yeah, I read it," says Janie Monster. Phrank N. Stein says, "It's the best book about pickles and monsters I have ever read! Actually, it's the only one, come to think of it..."WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? - Go! Buy book! Now!

Set in the futuristic, high-tech world of the Kingdom of Knighton, LEGO(R) NEXO KNIGHTS(TM) follows five young knights in their quest to battle Jestro, his sidekick, the Book of Monsters, and their Lava Monster Army. Heroic knight, Clay Moorington, leads the band of knights, including alpha superstar Lance Richmond, hipster Aaron Fox, Macy Halbert, a princess who would rather be a knight, and Axl, the giant. Together, under the tutelage of Knights' Academy mentor and Great Digital Wizard, Merlok 2.0, they join forces to defeat the enemy.

The Monster Book of Jokes is a collection of jokes with a horror theme. Enjoy more than 175 jokes about Aliens, Ghost, Skeletons, Vampires, Werewolves, and Witches. Perfect for Halloween, campfire gatherings, for telling under blankets after lights-out, or anytime you want to laugh or make your friends and family chuckle. Kids and parents can both enjoy the comedy within—puns, anti-jokes, and play on words, etc.! Why do aliens write love notes using crop circles? How do you debunk aliens? What did the ghost teacher say to her confused students? Why do skeletons like easy questions? Why don’t witches wear top hats? What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? How are vampires like dentures? Find out the funny answers to each of these questions and many more!As an alien might say, “Take me to your reader. Your E-reader, that is.” Enjoy the humorous jokes that have funny fiends themselves howling with laughter. Get your funny bone tickled and be the life of the party with this collection of Halloween humor.

The Monster Book of Jokes is a collection of jokes with a horror theme. Enjoy more than 175 jokes about Aliens, Ghost, Skeletons, Vampires, Werewolves, and Witches. Perfect for Halloween, campfire gatherings, for telling under blankets after lights-out, or anytime you want to laugh or make your friends and family chuckle. Kids and parents can both enjoy the comedy within—puns, anti-jokes, and play on words, etc.! Why do aliens write love notes using crop circles? How do you debunk aliens? What did the ghost teacher say to her confused students? Why do skeletons like easy questions? Why don’t witches wear top hats? What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? How are vampires like dentures? Find out the funny answers to each of these questions and many more! As an alien might say, “Take me to your reader. Your E-reader, that is.” Enjoy the humorous jokes that have funny fiends themselves howling with laughter. Get your funny bone tickled and be the life of the party with this collection of Halloween humor.

What sort of jokes do werewolves like best?Howlers!What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters? Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS! Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more! From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.

"What do monsters eat for breakfast? Dreaded Wheat!" is just one joke from this extended collection of monster jokes that are arranged by theme. Some jokes will be familiar to children and some will make them groan with delight. Colourful pictures help bring the jokes to life.• Copper/ Band 12 books provide more complex plots and longer chapters that develop reading stamina.• Text type - A joke book.• An advert for a 'Monster comedy night' is included on pages 30 and 31. This can be used to help readers think about how they might promote their own Monster Comedy Night.• Curriculum links - ICT: Combining text and graphics.• This book is paired with a non-fiction book on a similar theme: Weird Little Monsters by Nic Bishop.