The Smile
Lisa Leighton
language
(, April 17, 2009)
The entirely true story of how one small person with an overactive imagination can create a lifetimeâs worth of drama â all in one morning. In order for Eric to find his cherished possession, he's going to have to think outside the box. Or will he? From The Smile -- ..... âHoney, why donât you go blow your nose, you sound all stuffed up.â âHuh? My nose is fine.â âI can hear you sniffling,â Mom insisted. Lisa heard it too, between barks. She looked over and her little brother, Eric, was standing in the doorway between the kitchen and family room. Not quite six years old, Eric was small and slender, all big brown eyes and impossibly long eyelashes. With one hand he was tugging on his right ear. His other hand was holding up his pants. He wasnât wearing a belt and without it he didnât have a prayer of keeping his pants up. He was so skinny. Mom said it was because he had next to no tushie. The belt was probably still in the dryer after yesterdayâs incident. Every so often Eric would forget that the toilet seat was a whole lot wider than he was. That meant that he had to brace himself with a hand on either side of the seat and basically suspend himself. Everything worked o.k. as long he didnât forget this principle. Remembering to get a fistful of toilet paper ahead of time was also helpful. But being five years old and mostly concerned with keeping his Lego guys away from the dog (who seemed to think they were a delicacy) and trying to remember where he hid his sisterâs favorite barrettes, well, that was just a lot to have to keep track of. On this particular visit he was working feverishly at the one handed swat-at-the-roll approach and wasnât getting anywhere. It was time to use both hands. And then it happened. âMOM-M-M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!â the bloodcurdling screech exploded out of the bathroom. Mom and Tooley came at a flat run. She wrenched open the bathroom door as the dog cannoned into the back of her legs. For a moment all she could do was stand there and gape at the tiny boy. He looked back at her, mute and impossibly wide-eyed. On his face was an expression of mingled shock, disbelief and the beginnings of full blown terror. The only thing he had going for him was that his sister wasnât there with a camcorder to preserve the spectacular moment forever- because Eric was ..... --