Books with title Silly School Riddles

I make my mark on book or card, but I will break if you press too hard. What am I? Put your thinking cap on and ponder over this collection of 60 school-themed riddles. These include: • Traditional riddles • New riddles • Logic puzzles • Tongue-twisters • Silly puns • And more! Featuring wacky cartoon illustrations on every page, Riddles at School is a young puzzle-lover's playground. ABOUT THE SERIES: Riddle Me This is packed full of clever riddles and hilarious cartoon illustrations, designed to appeal to children. Each title follows a popular theme, from animals to school to underwater riddles, so readers age 7+ can puzzle, ponder and stretch their minds.

Making school funny again! This latest in Dial?s series of riddle books is full of stuff kids just can?t learn in school. No textbook has the answers to these jokes; no teacher can offer assistance. Kids are strongly encouraged to share their work with others, and the more talking, giggling, and answering out of turn, the better. One tip: If desperate for a hint, illustrations by Elwood H. Smith make for a hilarious cheat sheet.

With a whopping 696 belly laughs and comic illustrations too, this will become the favorite joke book for kids. Everything school-related comes in for some ribbing: teachers, tests, reading, writing, recess, homeroom hijinks, and all the hilarious things that happen in the halls of lower learning. Why did the skeleton flunk out? His heart wasn’t in it. What do you get if you cross one principal with another principal? Don’t do it. Principals don’t like to be crossed. And how about this exchange between teacher and pupil? Teacher: Dorothy, what did you write your report on? Dorothy: A piece of paper.School has never been so much fun.

You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What tree catches the most diseases? (Sycamore.) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? (An octopus with tennis elbow.) What author works on Halloween? (A ghost writer.) Think you're cracking up? You will be after you hear this: What ice cream drinks weren't found on the Titanic? Floats. At your wits' end? Don't worry--you'll go mad for this wacky riddle: What do class clowns snack on? Wisecrackers.Hungry for more? Feast on over 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case); how oceans make popcorn (by microwave); and where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).

You won’t stop laughing out loud! What author works on Halloween? A ghost writer. What tree catches the most diseases? Sycamore. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An octopus with tennis elbow. Hungry for more? Feast on more than 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case), how oceans make popcorn (by microwave), where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).

Silly old school! Who wants to go there? Beth certainly doesn’t. It’s much more fun to stay home with her toys and books and mom and Aunt Bea. She doesn’t want to go for story time or painting or singing or snacks or new friends or anything else. No, school doesn’t seem like much fun at all . . . or does it? Gentle humor and lively prose, perfect for even very young readers, quell a child's natural anxieties about the first day of school.