They're a hoot and a goof and a real riddle riot. What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch. What prehistoric animal made noises in its sleep? The dino-snore. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? Because it is a squealer. If two vampires had a race, who would win? Neither. They would finish neck and neck. Prepare to hold your sides with laughter!
Keep kids cracking up for hours with these ridiculously fun riddles. What happened to the skunk that fell into the bathtub? It stunk all the way to the bottom. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept. What television programs do cows watch? Moo-vies. It's a guaranteed laugh riot!
They're a hoot and a goof and a real riddle riot. What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch. What prehistoric animal made noises in its sleep? The dino-snore. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? Because it is a squealer. If two vampires had a race, who would win? Neither. They would finish neck and neck. Prepare to hold your sides with laughter!
Keep your friends cracking up for hours with the hundreds of riddles contained here. What happened to the skunk that fell into the bathtub? It stunk all the way to the bottom. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept. What television programs do cows watch? Mooo-vies. What kind of dancing do owls do? The whoo-la. A quirky collection of question-and-answer craziness!