This collection of groan-out-loud silly riddles will provide fun for the whole family. Kids will be able to work out most of the riddles by themselves but they might need a little help on others. This provides the perfect excuse for parents to read this book too.
Making school funny again! This latest in Dial?s series of riddle books is full of stuff kids just can?t learn in school. No textbook has the answers to these jokes; no teacher can offer assistance. Kids are strongly encouraged to share their work with others, and the more talking, giggling, and answering out of turn, the better. One tip: If desperate for a hint, illustrations by Elwood H. Smith make for a hilarious cheat sheet.
You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What tree catches the most diseases? (Sycamore.) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? (An octopus with tennis elbow.) What author works on Halloween? (A ghost writer.) Think you're cracking up? You will be after you hear this: What ice cream drinks weren't found on the Titanic? Floats. At your wits' end? Don't worry--you'll go mad for this wacky riddle: What do class clowns snack on? Wisecrackers.Hungry for more? Feast on over 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case); how oceans make popcorn (by microwave); and where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).
You won’t stop laughing out loud! What author works on Halloween? A ghost writer. What tree catches the most diseases? Sycamore. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An octopus with tennis elbow. Hungry for more? Feast on more than 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case), how oceans make popcorn (by microwave), where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).
You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What tree catches the most diseases? (Sycamore.) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? (An octopus with tennis elbow.) Hungry for more? Feast on over 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case); how oceans make popcorn (by microwave); and where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).
Hardcover
(Random House Value Publishing, Dec. 21, 1991)
An illustrated collection of humorous riddles and puzzles, in such categories as "Crime Does Not Pay," "Absurd Animals," and "No Laughing in the Library."
Making school funny again! This latest in Dial?s series of riddle books is full of stuff kids just can?t learn in school. No textbook has the answers to these jokes; no teacher can offer assistance. Kids are strongly encouraged to share their work with others, and the more talking, giggling, and answering out of turn, the better. One tip: If desperate for a hint, illustrations by Elwood H. Smith make for a hilarious cheat sheet.