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Books with title Princesses Don't Get Fat

  • Princesses Don't Get Fat

    Aya Ling

    eBook (, Jan. 5, 2013)
    *Now including bonus chapter, "Princes Don't Bake."A fairy tale romance with a plus-sized heroine and plenty of dessert.Princess Valeria of Amaranta is fat, but she doesn’t care. All she wants to do is to eat and lead an idle life. When it becomes apparent she cannot get a husband, her mother decides to send her to the Royal Riviera Academy of Fighting Arts. For a chubby princess who has never picked up a sword, life at the Academy is torture. Worst of all, the food is terrible.Valeria decides to improve Rivieran cuisine by sneaking into the palace kitchens and offering her expertise, never expecting the crown prince would take interest in her kitchen excursions. As they spend more time together, the princess must decide whether she should become thin or stay in the kitchens with her beloved desserts and remain fat.
  • Princesses Don't Get Fat

    Aya Ling

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 24, 2013)
    A fairy tale romance with a plus-sized heroine and plenty of dessert. Princess Valeria of Amaranta is fat, but she doesn’t care. All she wants to do is to eat and lead an idle life. When it becomes apparent she cannot get a husband, her mother decides to send her to the Royal Riviera Academy of Fighting Arts. For a chubby princess who has never picked up a sword, life at the Academy is torture. Worst of all, the food is terrible. Valeria decides to improve Rivieran cuisine by sneaking into the palace kitchens and offering her expertise, never expecting the crown prince would take interest in her kitchen excursions. As they spend more time together, the princess must decide whether she should become thin or stay in the kitchens with her beloved desserts and remain fat
  • Princesses Don't Parp

    Peter Bently

    Paperback (Simon & Schuster Children's UK, Aug. 8, 2019)
    The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
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  • Princesses Don't Hit

    Lynda I Morrissey, Greg Money

    Paperback (FriesenPress, May 30, 2012)
    Even a Princess can have a cranky day....
  • Princesses Don't Get Fat by Aya Ling

    Aya Ling

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 6, 1720)
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  • Princesses Don't Parp

    Peter Bently, Eric Heyman

    eBook (Simon & Schuster Children's UK, Aug. 8, 2019)
    The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
  • Princesses Don't Fart

    Peter Bently, Eric Heyman

    Hardcover (Simon & Schuster Children's UK, Sept. 22, 2020)
    The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.
  • Princesses Don't Get Fat by Aya Ling

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    Mass Market Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, March 14, 1891)
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