Books with title My Parents Are Sex Maniacs... A high school horror story

Louise Harrison is a perfectly average sixteen-year-old girl: insecure about her hair, her lack of fashion sense, and the “big-boned” build she inherited from a large uncle on her mother’s side. But Louise has a secret weapon that keeps her from being a freakishly tall geek with an extremely uncool membership in the stagecraft club. Her name is Sienna Marshall. Sienna is pretty, petite, and has a posse of lookalike friends who spend their free time shopping, flat-ironing their hair, and making out with the interchangeable popular guys. Louise has other interests (like the decidedly unhip stagecraft club), and the popular guys are not her type (the feeling appears to be mutual), but she’s thankful to be part of Sienna’s clique. She gets to sit at the popular table in the cafeteria, attend A-list parties, and eventually, some of their worldly ways are bound to rub off on her.But when Louise’s brother catches their dad fooling around with Sienna’s mom, all hell breaks loose! In a flash, Louise loses her best friend and is completely ostracized by the cool crowd. While school has become a nightmare, at least she has her afterschool job and her gorgeous co-worker, Russell to distract her. When things go disastrously awry on that front too, Louise thinks life can’t get any worse. Oh, wait! Her mom has just made an announcement guaranteed to be the final nail in the coffin of Louis’s social life!Louise’s sex maniac parents are ruining eleventh grade for her! But she just might find the inner strength to redefine her high school experience, and maybe even enjoy it – on her own terms. Funny and touching, My Parents Are Sex Maniacs tells an authentic story of one girl trying to find herself, when the world around her has gone insane.

Louise Harrison's folks are destroying any chance she has of enjoying 11th grade... Sixteen-year-old Louise Harrison is insecure about a lot of things: her hair, her fashion sense and her "big-boned" build. At least her social status is secure because her BFF (best friend forever), Sienna Marshall, is a certified member of the mega-watt crowd. But all hell breaks loose when Louise's brother walks in on their father, Len, and her friend Sienna's mother, Sunny, in a flagrantly compromising position. Soon after, Len and Sunny move in together. When Sunny decides to return home to her family, everyone lays blame for the entire fiasco on one guy, and Louise calls him dad. Louise instantly loses her BFF and is ostracized by the "it" girls at school. Just when it appears things couldn't get worse, Louise's mom announces she's pregnant-and the baby's father is Louise's math teacher! Wry and melodramatic, smart and spirited, Louise is a typical girl who just wants to fit in. This fun and upbeat novel will captivate readers as they enter Louise's wildly topsy-turvy world.

Louise Harrison's folks are destroying any chance she has of enjoying 11th grade... Sixteen-year-old Louise Harrison is insecure about a lot of things: her hair, her fashion sense and her "big-boned" build. At least her social status is secure because her BFF (best friend forever), Sienna Marshall, is a certified member of the mega-watt crowd. But all hell breaks loose when Louise's brother walks in on their father, Len, and her friend Sienna's mother, Sunny, in a flagrantly compromising position. Soon after, Len and Sunny move in together. When Sunny decides to return home to her family, everyone lays blame for the entire fiasco on one guy, and Louise calls him dad. Louise instantly loses her BFF and is ostracized by the "it" girls at school. Just when it appears things couldn't get worse, Louise's mom announces she's pregnant-and the baby's father is Louise's math teacher! Wry and melodramatic, smart and spirited, Louise is a typical girl who just wants to fit in. This fun and upbeat novel will captivate readers as they enter Louise's wildly topsy-turvy world.

Louise Harrison's folks are destroying any chance she has of enjoying 11th grade... Sixteen-year-old Louise Harrison is insecure about a lot of things: her hair, her fashion sense and her "big-boned" build. At least her social status is secure because her BFF (best friend forever), Sienna Marshall, is a certified member of the mega-watt crowd. But all hell breaks loose when Louise's brother walks in on their father, Len, and her friend Sienna's mother, Sunny, in a flagrantly compromising position. Soon after, Len and Sunny move in together. When Sunny decides to return home to her family, everyone lays blame for the entire fiasco on one guy, and Louise calls him dad. Louise instantly loses her BFF and is ostracized by the "it" girls at school. Just when it appears things couldn't get worse, Louise's mom announces she's pregnant-and the baby's father is Louise's math teacher! Wry and melodramatic, smart and spirited, Louise is a typical girl who just wants to fit in. This fun and upbeat novel will captivate readers as they enter Louise's wildly topsy-turvy world. (20090401)