Books with title Guide's Greatest Funny Stories

Enjoy the biggest laughs, the craziest stories, the most comedy. 40 greatest hits! Featuring multiple tales from the top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart TV and radio personality R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office fails, romance-gone-wrong, commuter clowns, parenting problems, and the day he quit Cub Scouts. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a must-have collection of laugh-out-loud life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs, and fans of sitcoms such as Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office. Make Fun Stories Greatest Hits your next comedy adventure. Get it now. PRAISE FOR FUN STORIES:“Five big stars. The funniest book I've read in a long time!" "Murphy is funny and charmingly off the wall. I love all five Fun Stories books and these are the greatest hits!""There are rollicking adventures in every chapter. It's my go-to gift for friends and family." "Hilarious book. It's very funny and on point observational humor like Seinfeld and The Office.” INCLUDES ALL OF THESE POPULAR STORIES & MANY MORE:"Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio" "The Least Amount of Fame Possible (Old MacDonald)""Cub Scout Dropout""Not the Next Carrie Underwood""Bigfoot Popcorn""Gatorade For Your Soul""Shamelessly Suggestive City Names" "I'm the Freakin' Michael Phelps of Googling" "Alright, Alright, Alright!""Mind Game of Thrones""Happy Friday (Mr. Pee Man)" "Clown Commuter Award""How NASA Thins The Herd""Crunchy Roads, Take Me Home" "Good Folks, Bad Coaching""Ultimate Waitress Revenge""Battle of the Bands" Get a free Fun Pack of stories at www.mentalkickball.com.The Fun Stories family also includes:Fun Stories For Your Drive To WorkFun Stories For Your Drive HomeFun Stories: Random City LimitsFun Stories: Searching For More CowbellFIND FUN STORIESHUMOR, COMEDY, HUMOR ESSAYS, FUNNY BOOKS, HUMOR & ENTERTAINMENT, PARENTING & FAMILIES, SELF-HELP HAPPINESS, ROMANTIC COMEDY, PARODIES, SATIRE, ESSAYS, SHORT STORIES, CELEBRITY & POPULAR CULTURE, CULTURAL, ETHNIC & REGIONAL, CARTOONS, JOKES & RIDDLES, MEN, WOMEN & RELATIONSHIPS, TRAVEL, POP CULTURE, RADIO, TELEVISION, PERFORMING ARTS, FUNNY SHORT STORIES, FUNNY MEMOIR, HUMOR MEMOIR, FUNNY BOOK CLUB BOOKS, FUNNY ESSAYS, HUMOR BOOKS, HUMOROUS BOOKS, GIFTS FOR DAD, FUNNY GIFTS, LAUGH, LAUGH OUT LOUD, FUN, FUN, FUN, MORE COWBELL COWBELL

Laugh . . . and learn.The 30 stories in this collection will delight you while they enlighten you. Meet George, the big, tough kid at summer camp who finds he isn’t so tough after all. And disobedient Dan, who ends up losing his shorts . . . literally. And Kermit, a hotshot on the ski slope, who discovers a hilarious truth about pride and a fall.You’ll chuckle in surprise as rowdy Mary and Betsy watch their mother’s strange behavior in church. And when a practical joke intended for Charlie gets his three friends in a heap of trouble. And when Jack, who thinks a lie will cover his secret, wakes up to a squirmy surprise. And when sly Sally gets caught by the catch of the day.You’ll find yourself reading and retelling these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a good laugh . . . and a lesson.

The silent swish of paddles in the darkness told Karsatoa that his enemies had him surrounded. Suddenly his canoe began to fly over the wateratop a giant stingray. The God of the Bible is still in the miracle business. These thrilling reports from around the world show that He still reveals His power and care today.You will read of dollar bills that multiplied. A prayer written on a kite. Prison doors that opened. A self-healing radiator, and a self-filling gas tank. Rain that fell only on mission property. A book that refused to burn. A clock that struck 13. Manna from heaven--in Africa. A gentle ride inside a tornado. Invisible hands that lift a car. And lots mysterious strangers, sometimes visible only to some and not others. But always protecting, guiding, saving.

Heroic feats might actually be easier than you've ever imagined. Or maybe not! Flip through these pages and you'll meet heroes who buy goldfish, stop a train from derailing, call a radio talk show, burst into tears, babysit, brave a blazing fire, squeeze through a tiny opening, return vast sums of money to the rightful owner, play the violin, dive into a lake to save a drowning girl, and skip a basketball game. You know, the typical things heroes do. Fearless or fearful, rich or poor, scrawny or brawny, popular or picked on, everyday heroes just make a simple choice. That's the secret they choose to put others first. Sound like anything you've heard before? Perhaps something like "In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you" (Matthew 7:12, NASB). Yeah, that's it. Spoken by a true hero.

This was our assignment: find incredible, true mystery stories. Well, just like detectives, we’ve been on the case. We’ve tracked down some of the best mystery stories from more than 50 years of Guide.Filled with suspense and excitement, these stories will keep you on the edge of your seat—eager to find out how the mysteries are solved.What will Flag find when he stakes out Mr. Winters’ house to help catch a thief? Will Frank and Davy survive a close call in an old gold mine? Who is the mysterious man chasing Leyla in her dream? Why won’t Brownie, the mangy dog who loves the outdoors, leave the house? What happens when Kay is awakened by a “ghost” that plays the piano at night?One thing about this book is not a mystery: you will love every story! Case closed.

40+ feel-good stories. Unforgettable funny. Laugh-out-loud observations about life, work, love & happiness. The greatest hits just keep coming… How do Cub Scout dropouts get by? What is the least amount of fame possible? Why would a losing team celebrate more than a winning team? What goes down in a clown carpool? Discover the outrageous answers to the ridiculousness we see every day. With over 40 snackable stories, you’re sure to satisfy your appetite for delicious comedy. Radio DJ and TV personality R. Scott Murphy, a.k.a. The Michael Phelps of Googling, can tell you all about Bigfoot Popcorn, epic romance fails, and the art of waitress revenge. No topic is safe from his gold-medal-worthy sense of observation. Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a must-have collection of binge-able life experience tales sure to please fans of Seinfeld, romantic comedies, and sitcoms. If you like outside-the-box humor, and the comedic stylings of Dave Barry, Tina Fey, Jim Gaffigan, Gary Larson, or Saturday Night Live, then you’ll love R. Scott Murphy’s aquatic omnibus. Buy Fun Stories Greatest Hits to take a 40 story vacation today!

Heroic feats might actually be easier than you’ve ever imagined. Or maybe not! Flip through these pages and you’ll meet heroes who buy goldfish, stop a train from derailing, call a radio talk show, burst into tears, babysit, brave a blazing fire, squeeze through a tiny opening, return vast sums of money to the rightful owner, play the violin, dive into a lake to save a drowning girl, and skip a basketball game. You know, the typical things heroes do.Fearless or fearful, rich or poor, scrawny or brawny, popular or picked on, everyday heroes just make a simple choice. That’s the secret—they choose to put others first. Sound like anything you’ve heard before? Perhaps something like "In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you" (Matthew 7:12, NASB).Yeah, that’s it. Spoken by a true hero.

Faith-Boosters As the shouts from above came closer, the bear stopped long enough to raise its head and sniff. It was ten feet from the boat now. Stanley could see its beady eyes and hear its deep, guttural grunts as it fought for breath. What should he do? Stanley s eyes darted desperately from the bear to the timberline and back to the bear. Dear Jesus, he prayed, his heart pounding, make Dad come, please! The twenty-five stories in this collection will encourage you and strengthen your faith. You ll meet Curtis, who foolishly ventures out in a freezing, blinding blizzard. And then there s Joe, who breaks into rich Mrs. Gambol s house to steal money for some badly needed new clothes. And we can t forget Peggy, the faithful German shepherd, whose trust and loyalty were answers to Gene and Denny s prayers. As you read and retell these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a faith-boost, you ll find your faith will be strengthened too.

As the shouts from above came closer, the bear stopped long enough to raise its head and sniff. It was ten feet from the boat now. Stanley could see its beady eyes and hear its deep, guttural grunts as it fought for breath.What should he do?Stanley’s eyes darted desperately from the bear to the timberline and back to the bear. “Dear Jesus,” he prayed, his heart pounding, “make Dad come, please!”The twenty-five stories in this collection will encourage you and strengthen your faith. You’ll meet Curtis, who foolishly ventures out in a freezing, blinding blizzard. And then there’s Joe, who breaks into rich Mrs. Gambol’s house to steal money for some badly needed new clothes. And we can’t forget Peggy, the faithful German shepherd, whose trust and loyalty were answers to Gene and Denny’s prayers.As you read and retell these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a faith-boost, you’ll find your faith will be strengthened too.

Prayer is mind-boggling. Find out how it delivered two boys from a pit, caused a stolen car to stall, taught a woman to read, delivered a snorkeling missionary from a mad shark, led a strange black dog to deliver a lost purse, healed a crushed cat, led a lad to the right trombone and a lass to the right horse, helped a young man to find his glasses on the bottom of Lake Michigan, unlocked a locked door, provided electricity in a power outage, kept a family from starving, and brought a whole carload of mechanics to start a stalled car.This book will leave you with a whole carload of faith.

Ever heard anyone grumble “it’s not fair”?Well, it’s a good thing that “it’s not fair” all the time! Let’s see, by now you’ve probably evaded punishment for . . . calculating rapidly . . . say, 539 offenses. Among other things, your parents never should have forgiven you for breaking the kitchen window when you played golf in the backyard, your brother should have returned the favor when you punched him in the arm, and your best friend shouldn’t have helped you with your homework after the joke you told about her in class.Yeah, grace is really great!Now imagine how it must have felt to be forgiven after burning down a house or for your enemy to save you from certain death. Or to nearly chop your sister in half with an ax or to wreck your father’s Jeep, only to discover that he’s more worried about your hands than his Jeep. Or even to be a convict saved from the death penalty—because your brother volunteered to die for you.Yeah, even though it’s not fair, grace is pretty awesome!