Books with title Goldilocks, Go Home!

Prepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales."So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, as Baby Bear is now calling himself. Tensions are high at the Three Bears cottage where Goldilocks--an overdramatic tween who has deluded herself into believing she's a princess--is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf vacates the area.A hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and of course the Big Bad Wolf all figure into the story in this hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world.In chapters full of quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks alternate narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. Goldilocks aka "Furless" and Bobby are constantly at one another's throats and can't stop interrupting each other. But despite their mutual animosity, a kind of affection develops between Bobby and Goldilocks, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, "I mean, annoying as she was, I didn't want her to end up wolf kibble." Over 80 illustrations are included.

Goldilocks, the other woman. She didn’t have to be a blonde. She could have had hair as black as midnight, eyes as pale as alabaster. But she’d always be Goldilocks, stealing into your home, taking what she wanted as her own.Jamie Purchase enters his home late one night to find the bloodless bodies of his wife and two daughters. It was no secret Jamie’s ex, Betty, hated the new wife—Goldilocks, she’d called her, and the name stuck. But could Betty hate Jamie’s new family enough to slaughter them? Lawyer Matthew Hope can believe it. He’s seen his fair share of heartache and deception, but he knows better than most that Goldilocks only wanders in when you’ve left the door wide open. And when that happens, everyone’s to blame. Now Hope must immerse himself in a family drama too close to home in order to find a cold-blooded killer.From the thrilling Matthew Hope series, Ed McBain’s Goldilocks tests black-and-white morals and finds we’re all a little platinum blonde.

Step into the magical world of Child's Play fairytales...Traditional tales are a well-established part of all cultures. Retold from the originals, these lively stories will captivate readers with their delightful illustrations and fun lift-up flaps which really add to the action. The 'flip-up' flaps encourage prediction and discussion, and well-known stories will give young readers confidence.

Everyone loves Goldilocks’ hilarious online videos, but in her quest to get more likes, more laughs and more hits, she tries something a little more daring: stealing porridge #pipinghot, breaking chairs #fun, and using someone else’s bed #sleep. What will Daddy Bear do when he sees that online?A hilarious cautionary tale for a new generation of internet-users from the prize-winning partnership of Jeanne Willis and Tony Ross, the third of its kind following Chicken Clicking and Troll Stinks.

Everyone loves Goldilocks’ hilarious online videos, but in her quest to get more likes, more laughs and more hits, she tries something a little more daring: stealing porridge #pipinghot, breaking chairs #fun, and using someone else’s bed #sleep. What will Daddy Bear do when he sees that online? A hilarious cautionary tale for a new generation of internet-users from the prize-winning partnership of Jeanne Willis and Tony Ross.

“How long before the cops get here?” Goldie was unsteady on her feet as she pulled her catsuit back on, slipping into her stealth boots—black, flat-soled, they fit like a second skin and allowed her to walk softly anywhere she went. “Right about…” Campbell consulted his iPhone, running a hand through his disheveled hair. His jeans were already done up, his shirt tucked in. “Now.” From NEW YORK TIMES Bestselling & Award Winning Author Selena Kitt♛ MODERN WICKED FAIRY TALES ♛Do you love fairy tales? Then don't miss these happily ever afters! In this modern retelling of a fairy tale classic, Goldie Lax is a safecracking prodigy who learned her craft from her father and her grandfather before him. When she pairs up with Richard Campbell, who can hack any system, together they make the perfect team, mixing both business and pleasure. When Goldie’s grandfather, who survived the holocaust only to end up a nursing home in his eighties, tells her about a horrific crime that robbed a good friend of his family’s inheritance, Goldie enlists Campbell’s help to recover the diamonds. The three Behr brothers have stolen something too precious for words and Goldie, safecracker extraordinaire, and Campbell, their head of security, have hatched a foolproof scheme to get it back, but the long, involved plan may just complicate their relationship beyond repair.The COMPLETE Modern Wicked Fairy Tales Series! amazon.com/dp/B006S9MDAC

When a family of three bears go on a walk while their porridge cools, a lost girl finds shelter in their empty home. She explores the house, testing the different bowls of porridge, the different chairs, and finally the beds. Each time she finds that Little Bear's belongings are perfect for her needs! What will happen when the bears return to find that an unexpected visitor has been in their house? Step into the magical world of Child's Play fairy tales... Traditional tales are a well-established part of all cultures. Retold from the originals, these lively stories will captivate readers with their delightful illustrations and fun lift-up flaps which really add to the action. The 'flip-up' flaps encourage prediction and discussion, and well-known stories will give young readers confidence.

A cozy tale about Goldilocks, three very hungry bears, and a delicious berry-filled surprise. Beloved illustrator Ruth Sanderson offers a fresh, heartwarming twist to the classic story. In the new happy ending, Goldilocks makes up for her presumptuous infractions on the Three Bears household by helping them make muffins with the berries she's picked from the woods near their home. Charming artworktopped off with a tried-and-true recipe for homemade blueberry muffinsmakes this new edition of Goldilocks a story time treasure that is just right.

Once upon a time, there was a very cute and special little girl. She lived with her granny in a little wooden house in the forest. She had long golden locks and they shone like the flashes of the sun. For that reason, they called her Goldilocks. She had really bright eyes and a beautiful smile. She was always happy. Every day she picked up wild flowers on her way to school to give them to her teacher.One day, coming back from school, Goldilocks asked her granny to let her play for a while in the yard. Under the trees there was a lot of fresh breeze and the divine scent of field flowers. Her granny gave her permission but told her to be very careful not to stray to far from the house. Goldilocks took her doll, Rusty the dog, and her two little bunnies, which she fed with fresh herbs while she was picking up flowers for her granny.There were so many, really so many beautiful flowers, that without noticing, she was straying away from her home. When the sun was setting, she wanted to return but found herself surrounded by trees. She became nervous realizing that she didn't know the way back home. She sat and started thinking what would she do.The birds were starting to go back to their nests. The little girl thought of going back walking to where the birds were flying. She had the feeling that if she followed them, she would get back home. But instead of getting back home, Goldilocks arrived at a beautiful house. As she was tired and very thirsty, she knocked slowly on the door, to ask for a little bit of water. But no one answered. She knocked, and knocked again, this time, harder: knock, knock, knock, knock…

New in paperback. A cozy tale about Goldilocks, three very hungry bears, and a delicious berry-filled surprise. Beloved illustrator Ruth Sanderson offers a fresh, heartwarming twist to the classic story. In the new happy ending, Goldilocks makes up for her presumptuous infractions on the Three Bears household by helping them make muffins with the berries shes picked from the woods near their home. Charming artwork, topped off with a tried-and-true recipe for homemade blueberry muffins, makes this new edition of Goldilocks a story time treasure that is just right.

Prepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales."So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, as Baby Bear is now calling himself. Tensions are high at the Three Bears cottage where Goldilocks--an overdramatic tween who has deluded herself into believing she's a princess--is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf vacates the area. A hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and of course the Big Bad Wolf all figure into the story in this hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world.In chapters full of quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks alternate narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. But despite their initial bad impressions, a kind of affection develops between Bobby and Goldilocks, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, "I mean, annoying as she was, I didn't want her to end up wolf kibble." Over 80 illustrations are included.