Books with title Don't Read This Book! by Jill Lewis

Tales From the Terrible Scary stories aren't terrible, and they aren't really scary, but they are tons of fun, and you will want to read them over (and over) again, while waiting for the next ones to come out. Filled with fun characters, memorable adventures, and stories that are so much fun to read you won't know where your time went (and won't be able to wait before you start reading some more!).

The King is about to star in a brand new story but - wait a minute! What's this? The story has disappeared! You'd better go and do something else instead...What? You're still here? Well, then you'll see the King frantically galloping through Storyland as he pieces together the fragments of his story. Along the way, readers will find some very familiar faces doing some very unfamiliar things in this brilliant twist on The Princess and the Pea. Don't miss this book!

This is a book that should not be read by kids. Please do not read it. Seriously. Don't buy it here, don't order it online. Move on to more mature content. This book contains words like 'poop' and 'fart' and other things that are inappropriate for children and therefore, it is highly advised to neither purchase or read this book. Thank you. (Also, the illustrations are very amateur).

The King is about to star in a brand new story but - wait a minute! What's this? The story has disappeared! You'd better go and do something else instead...What? You're still here? Well, then you'll see the King frantically galloping through Storyland to piece together the fragments of his story, with some very unlikely interventions (and help) and some very familiar faces doing some very unfamiliar things.And look out for the pea. He's the real star of this show!

This is a book that should not be read by kids. Please do not read it. Seriously. Don't buy it here, don't order it online. Move on to more mature content. This book contains words like 'poop' and 'fart' and other things that are inappropriate for children and therefore, it is highly advised to neither purchase or read this book. Thank you. (Also, the illustrations are very poorly done).