Books with title Damned if I do

The devil always collects. And so does his son.DrakeMost guys like their dads.Most guys aren't the son of the literal devil.When Daddy Dearest tells me its unseemly for the last living son of the Lord of Hell to be unmarried, I hate to think who he has in mind. Until, I remember I’m technically already married. Yeah, she’s human and I was all of eight at the time. But, still counts.Now I just need to get my wife to Hell for a meet and greet with Pops and send her back home. Except, our marriage won’t technically be legit until it’s consummated. And I don’t know that I want to send her home…WrenMost girls live normal lives.Most girls aren’t married to the devil’s son.There is something weirdly familiar about the new guy next door, but I can’t place it. Then a weird little demon thing turns up in my room to tell me a prince of Hell wishes for an audience with me. Oh, yeah. And, apparently – while I’m not even eighteen yet – he’s my husband?So, I find myself stuck in Hell with a husband. And, I guess I don’t hate it as much as I thought I would. There’s always something going on and things to discover. And soon, I don’t know that I want to go home.Please be aware that this story uses Australian English spelling and syntax. Not recommended for younger readers due to mature content.

The devil will walk the earth. To plan a wedding.DrakeI never thought I’d fall in love.And, certainly not with a little human spitfire.The men in my family are familiar with falling. But, falling in love with Wren took me by surprise. And, while everyone agrees we’re married by my father’s law, apparently everyone likes a party. So, now we have to plan what Wren’s mum calls the ‘proper wedding’.But, Wren’s torn between Hell and Earth, between being my wife for all eternity and living a human life. I don’t know how to make her happy. But if I could get one minutes’ peace, I might be able to work it out.WrenLove totally snuck up on meEspecially when it looked like Lucifer’s son.At barely eighteen, I’m married to the son of the Lord of Hell. It wasn’t something I planned and I don’t know I’d recommend it. But I wouldn’t change a thing. Except, there’s pressure on all sides o have a ‘proper wedding’, and everything that involves.I love Drake more than I thought was possible. But, I’m not sure how to be Drake’s immortal wife as well as the human Wren. But If I could get one minutes’ peace, I might be able to work it out.Please be aware that this story uses Australian English spelling and syntax. Not recommended for younger readers due to mature content.

The devil commands Hell. Can he grandparent?DrakeMy dad is literally the devil.But I suddenly don’t care so much.Wren and I got the sort of happily ever after you’re not supposed to get I Hell. But, that’s not the end of the surprises; Wren’s pregnant. I have no idea how to be a dad and mine’s a terrible example. But the guy is totally thrilled to be a grandfather.Between Wren’s hormones and growing powers, there’s an adjustment period. And, there’s more than meddling grandparents threatening our happily ever after. But I’m Lucifer’s son and I don’t lose.WrenBeing a mum-to-be is worrying enough.Carrying Lucifer’s grandchild is terrifying.Drake and I are married something like three times over by now. My parents wish I was closer, but I get to visit and they’re free to see us too. Which, they take total advantage of once they find out the news; I’m pregnant with a part-nephilim baby.Getting used to the idea I’m going to be a mum is one thing. Blasting Drake when I’m angry is another. And, my body might not be strong enough for this. But I’m Lucifer’s daughter-in-law and I don’t lose.Please be aware that this story uses Australian English spelling and syntax. Not recommended for younger readers due to mature content.

The devil will walk the earth. To plan a wedding.DrakeI never thought I’d fall in love.And, certainly not with a little human spitfire.The men in my family are familiar with falling. But, falling in love with Wren took me by surprise. And, while everyone agrees we’re married by my father’s law, apparently everyone likes a party. So, now we have to plan what Wren’s mum calls the ‘proper wedding’.But, Wren’s torn between Hell and Earth, between being my wife for all eternity and living a human life. I don’t know how to make her happy. But if I could get one minutes’ peace, I might be able to work it out.WrenLove totally snuck up on meEspecially when it looked like Lucifer’s son.At barely eighteen, I’m married to the son of the Lord of Hell. It wasn’t something I planned and I don’t know I’d recommend it. But I wouldn’t change a thing. Except, there’s pressure on all sides o have a ‘proper wedding’, and everything that involves.I love Drake more than I thought was possible. But, I’m not sure how to be Drake’s immortal wife as well as the human Wren. But If I could get one minutes’ peace, I might be able to work it out.

The devil always collects. And so does his son.DrakeMost guys like their dads.Most guys aren't the son of the literal devil.When Daddy Dearest tells me its unseemly for the last living son of the Lord of Hell to be unmarried, I hate to think who he has in mind. Until, I remember I’m technically already married. Yeah, she’s human and I was all of eight at the time. But, still counts.Now I just need to get my wife to Hell for a meet and greet with Pops and send her back home. Except, our marriage won’t technically be legit until it’s consummated. And I don’t know that I want to send her home…WrenMost girls live normal lives.Most girls aren’t married to the devil’s son.There is something weirdly familiar about the new guy next door, but I can’t place it. Then a weird little demon thing turns up in my room to tell me a prince of Hell wishes for an audience with me. Oh, yeah. And, apparently – while I’m not even eighteen yet – he’s my husband?So, I find myself stuck in Hell with a husband. And, I guess I don’t hate it as much as I thought I would. There’s always something going on and things to discover. And soon, I don’t know that I want to go home.

The devil commands Hell. Can he grandparent?DrakeMy dad is literally the devil.But I suddenly don’t care so much.Wren and I got the sort of happily ever after you’re not supposed to get I Hell. But, that’s not the end of the surprises; Wren’s pregnant. I have no idea how to be a dad and mine’s a terrible example. But the guy is totally thrilled to be a grandfather.Between Wren’s hormones and growing powers, there’s an adjustment period. And, there’s more than meddling grandparents threatening our happily ever after. But I’m Lucifer’s son and I don’t lose.WrenBeing a mum-to-be is worrying enough.Carrying Lucifer’s grandchild is terrifying.Drake and I are married something like three times over by now. My parents wish I was closer, but I get to visit and they’re free to see us too. Which, they take total advantage of once they find out the news; I’m pregnant with a part-nephilim baby.Getting used to the idea I’m going to be a mum is one thing. Blasting Drake when I’m angry is another. And, my body might not be strong enough for this. But I’m Lucifer’s daughter-in-law and I don’t lose.