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Books in Halloween Jokes series

  • The Best Halloween of All

    Susan Wojciechowski, Susan Meddaugh

    Paperback (Candlewick, Aug. 1, 2000)
    Susan Wojciechowski and Susan Meddaugh weave a laugh-out-loud tale about one boy's ghosts from Halloweens past.Ever since Ben was a baby, his parents have concocted wild costumes for him on Halloween. He has been a magician's rabbit (complete with a giant top hat), a bunch of grapes, even a slice of Swiss cheese! Ben has hated every one of these costumes. But now that Ben is seven, he decides to take matters into his own hands and construct a costume that makes this the best Halloween of all! Susan Wojciechowski, award-winning author of THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE OF JONATHAN TOOMEY, and Susan Meddaugh, creator of MARTHA SPEAKS and MARTHA CALLING, have conjured up a very special Halloween treat!
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  • Dracula Jokes: Funny Vampire Jokes

    Funny Jokes Factory

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Sept. 29, 2016)
    Funny Dracula & Vampire JokesYou don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal.Funny Dracula & vampire jokes with hilarious Halloween humorHilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedyWitty puns - great for text messages and status updatesDid you know?Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body!Lowers blood pressureLightens tense situationsCreates a sense of bond amongst othersReleases "feel-good" hormones in the bodyCreates memories, friendships, and relationshipsScroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
  • Zombie Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes

    Funny Jokes Factory

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 3, 2016)
    Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween HumorYou don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal.Funny zombie jokes and hilarious Halloween humorHilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedyWitty puns - great for text messages and status updatesDid you know?Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body!Lowers blood pressureLightens tense situationsCreates a sense of bond amongst othersReleases "feel-good" hormones in the bodyCreates memories, friendships, and relationshipsFunny Zombie Jokes, Comedy, Halloween Humor, and Puns!This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. It is suitable for all ages!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
  • 100+ Halloween Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 26, 2016)
    100+ Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100+ funny Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?A: Coffin syrup!HAHA!Q: On which day do monsters eat people?A: Chewsday!LOL!Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes on others?A: Prankenstein!HAHA!Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?A: Spelling!LOL!Q: Why does Dracula have no friends?A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!100+ Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)After a few jokes, you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 100+ Halloween jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!
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  • Hungry Monsters: A Pop-Up Book Of Colors

    Matt Mitter, Jo Brown

    Hardcover (Studio Fun International, Aug. 5, 2008)
    What do hungry monsters eat? It all depends on where they are. In this laugh-out-loud, colorful pop-up board book, monsters under the bed eat things like red underwear, those in the bathroom enjoy bath soap and yellow duckies, and attic monsters just love old books and umbrellas. Kids will have a ball reading the silly rhymes and opening the monsters’ mouth to find a surprise pop-up of what’s inside. What’s more, Hungry Monsters also focuses on teaching children the early learning skill of recognizing colors.This adorable fun book is the perfect follow up to Party Animals (
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  • Say Boo!

    Lynda Graham-Barber, Barbara Lehman

    Board book (Candlewick, Sept. 1, 2002)
    What’s a little ghost to do when he can’t say "Boo!"?Little ghost Ben can say "Whoo," and he can say "Moo," but he can’t say "Boo!" And soon it will be Halloween! Lynda Graham-Barber tells a funny and encouraging story - complete with highlighted sound words - for young trick-or-treaters.
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  • Ghost Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes

    Funny Jokes Factory

    (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 3, 2016)
    Funny Ghost Jokes & Halloween HumorYou don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal.Funny ghost jokes and hilarious Halloween humorHilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedyWitty puns - great for text messages and status updatesDid you know?Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body!Lowers blood pressureLightens tense situationsCreates a sense of bond amongst othersReleases "feel-good" hormones in the bodyCreates memories, friendships, and relationshipsFunny Ghost Jokes, Comedy, Halloween Humor, and Puns!This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. It is suitable for all ages!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
  • Two Little Witches: A Counting Story

    Harriet Ziefert, Simms Taback

    Board book (Candlewick, Sept. 1, 2002)
    If one little witch meets one little witch . . .what happens on a spooky Halloween night?Kids love to be scared - just a little - and Halloween is the perfect time for them to explore the bright, bold artwork of Caldecott Medal-winner Simms Taback and the comforting rhythms of Harriet Ziefert’s story in this lively, cumulative counting book.
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  • Halloween Joke Book For Kids: Hundreds of Hilarious Halloween Jokes Inside! A Truly Spook-tacular collection For 5-12 Year Old Kids! 108 Pages Of Laughs, Giggles & Family Fun!

    Jacky Jay

    Paperback (Independently published, Oct. 13, 2019)
    With hundreds of really funny, hilarious jokes, Halloween Joke Book For Kids promises hours of fun for the whole family!The perfect Halloween Gift and much healthier than candy!Includes brand new, original Halloween Jokes that will have the kids (and adults!) in fits of laughter in no time!Suitable for all ages from 5-12. Good clean fun for everyone!Perfect for the young comedians in your family!These jokes are so funny it’s going to be hard not to laugh! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter!Funny jokes like.........What does a polite zombie say when she meets you for the first time?Pleased to eat you!What do you call monsters who work on airplanes?Fright attendants!What does Frankenstein drive to work?His Monster Truck!What ride did Casper like the most at Disneyland?The RollerGhoster!Have a very Happy Halloween!
  • 100+ Zombie Jokes: Funny Zombie Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 11, 2016)
    Funny Zombie Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersLots of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!HAHA!Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?A: Life Savers!LOL!Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?A: Do you want a piece of me!?HAHA!Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?A: He wanted to improve his bite!100+ Zombie & Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this MASSIVE collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!
  • Ghost Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 5, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Ghost Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about ghosts and Halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny ghost joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny ghost and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What do ghosts drink in the morning?A: Coffee with two screams and one sugar!HAHA!Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?A: That is when ghosts do their spring screaming!LOL!Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?A: A dead end!HAHA!Q: When do ghosts usually appear?A: Just before someone screams!This funny joke book is full of funny ghost and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about ghost, goblins, and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this spooky joke book!
  • The Night of the Paper Bag Monsters

    Helen Craig

    Paperback (Candlewick, Aug. 11, 2003)
    "This pleasing holiday story gets high marks for its expressive watercolor illustrations." - BOOKLISTSusie and Alfred are neighbors, and best friends. But when they try to make scary costumes together for a special Halloween party, they get into a terrible fight. Will they ever finish their costumes? And will they make up in time for the party?
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