Books in Archie's Joke Books series

When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad. How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking. The next time you're planning a long ride in the car, grab this fun joke book for kids and laugh out loud while you keep the family road trip interesting! Roll down the windows and hold on to your hats because you are in for quite the ride. With hilarious jokes and puns for children that are sure to cause a few eye rolls, you're all set for miles of smiles. Note: These jokes are best read out loud to everyone in the car. No noise-canceling headphones allowed!

I am an odd number. Take away one letter and now I am even. What number am I? Seven. What has hands but doesn't clap? A clock. Who says riddles are only for grown-ups? This book is perfect for those wonderfully inquisitive kids who enjoy putting their minds to work. Read these out loud for everyone to join in, or silently figure them out on your own for a great time for the entire family! Children can exercise their brain and have fun at the same time. Who knows, you might even laugh out loud a little! Just remember: when things go wrong, you can always count on your fingers!

If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Join Archie and his friends in the funniest, silliest kid-friendly collection of cartoons, jokes and riddles ever! The laughs don't stop in page after full-color page of groaner puns, crazy comebacks, and silly riddles. Match wits with "Guess the Gag"--can you figure out the punchline? You won't want to put this book down, unless you're worried about bending the pages while you're rolling on the floor laughing! Value-priced at $6.99 for 192 full-color pages, it's the ultimate casual-reading Archie collection!

How do trees get on the internet? They log in.What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music!Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.Beware--it is sure entertain for days to come!

Dad: I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Dad: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should've put it on aloha setting. Dad: Your pet tortoises keep fighting. It’s a turtle disaster. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. Get ready for knee slaps, eye rolls, groans, and please-stop moments as you navigate through these dad jokes that take punny to a whole new level. If you think you’ve heard every dad joke there is, think again. Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud—even if you don’t want to. Physical Features: Soft touch matte lamination gives a silky-smooth texture to the cover, creating a high-quality feel and promoting durability. Spot UV gloss applied in specific places on the cover illuminates specific design elements and provides added texture. Cover debossing causes indentations that create varied textures and enhance intricate designs. This popular perfect binding technique for softcovers creates a lightweight, flexible, sleek book with sharp, clean edges. Bright white high-quality paper allows for greater readability of text. This book is also a perfect gift for dads, birthdays, Father’s Day, and more. Binding: Paperback, 4.25” x 7” Pages: 96. Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

Why was the broom late? It overswept.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.!Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit!If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly!

What does a dentist call his x-rays?Tooth-pics!What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website.The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit!If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?Bookworms.What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner?Yum, that hit the spot.The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready for sidesplitting hilarity and ridiculous giggle attacks, because these jokes don’t quit!If you think you have heard every joke in the book, think again. Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing your head back and laughing out loud... no, actually!