Books published by publisher The Magic Factory

2014 Foreword Reviews IndieFab Book of the Year Finalist (Children's Fiction) - Charlie Galen’s vivid imagination has transported him places no other kid in New York City—or the world for that matter—has ever been. But even in his wildest dreams, Charlie has never battled an army of furies, gripped the Sands of Time, or spoken with the one person he has always longed to meet. That all begins to change one mysterious night when a series of strange events forces him to question everything he sees and believes, launching him on a journey that neither he, nor any who read his tale, will soon forget. For it is on this grand adventure that a magical world is revealed—a world that just might make all of Charlie’s dreams come true, if only he can unlock its secrets before his deepest fears destroy him.

-- Foreword Reviews 2013 Book of the Year Finalist -- 2014 Green Earth Books Awards Shortlist --Born in a zoo because two-leggers destroyed his parents’ forest home, Ranger Baldy of the Animal Ranger Corps appreciates how precious Nature is. Since being freed into the wild, Ranger Baldy has been on constant patrol searching for trouble and protecting Earth’s treasures from those who might cause them harm. When Yosemite National Park's grandest waterfall mysteriously disappears, Ranger Baldy soars into action.This children’s book showcases the grandeur, fun, and excitement of California's Yosemite National Park through a captivating mystery filled with illustrations of native animals and landscapes. With beautiful artwork, an exciting story, and charming characters, this new classic comes brilliantly to life for kids of all ages.

Foreword Reviews 2014 IndieFab Book of the Year Finalist * "5 Hearts (out of 5)" - Foreword Reviews * "A delightful adventure featuring smart, wisecracking heroes and breathtaking action that will make young readers laugh and gasp alike" - E.C. Myers, winner of the 2013 Andre Norton Award for Young Adult Science Fiction and Fantasy ** Charlie Galen's vivid imagination has transported him places no other kid in New York City-or the world for that matter-has ever been. But even in his wildest dreams, Charlie has never battled an army of furies, gripped the Sands of Time, or spoken with the one person he has always longed to meet. That all begins to change one mysterious night when a series of strange events forces him to question everything he sees and believes, launching him on a journey that neither he, nor any who read his tale, will soon forget. For it is on this grand adventure that a magical world is revealed-a world that just might make all of Charlie's dreams come true, if only he can unlock its secrets before his deepest fears destroy him.

Kirkus Best Books of 2014 selection and Starred Review, Foreword Reviews IndieFab Book of the Year Finalist, Green Earth Books Awards Shortlist ** Born in a zoo because two-leggers destroyed his parents’ forest home, Ranger Baldy of the Animal Ranger Corps appreciates how precious Nature is. Since being freed into the wild, Ranger Baldy has been on constant patrol searching for trouble and protecting Earth’s treasures from those who might cause them harm. When Yosemite National Park's grandest waterfall mysteriously disappears, Ranger Baldy soars into action. This children’s book showcases the grandeur, fun, and excitement of California's Yosemite National Park through a captivating mystery filled with illustrations of native animals and landscapes. With beautiful artwork, an exciting story, and charming characters, this new classic comes brilliantly to life for kids of all ages.

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