Books published by publisher Textomancer Publications, LLC

All right, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news? You’re dead―and I don’t mean “you’re in big trouble” dead―I mean “brain dead with no chance of resuscitation” dead. How do I know this? If you’re reading this right now, it means that 1) you have left your corpse, and 2) you are now in the Egyptian afterlife known as the Duat, a realm of shadows, lakes of fire, and monsters with really bad names. Confused yet? Don’t worry, I was in your position once, too, so I know that the Egyptian afterlife is one of the most perplexing and dangerous realms ever. My name’s Ani, and I'm going to guide you through the confusing Egyptian pantheon. I'll show you everything from hydromancy to super-speed using revamped spells from The Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy, the ultimate guide to surviving the Duat!Learn about Egyptian mythology the modern way, with lightning-fast information on everything from deities to amulets!Laugh at the misadventures of the gods when learning ancient Egyptian myths!And, most importantly, survive and prosper in the Duat!So what are you waiting for? Get your ultimate guide to the not-so-ancient Egyptian afterlife now!

“All hell breaking loose” is bad enough as an expression, but it’s even worse when it actually happens. King Yama, the eternal judge of the dead, has declared war on all humanity. The hundreds of millions of souls he’s had to judge have finally cracked his mind. With three days before armageddon, the Deity Aid Organization, or DAO, has one last ace up their sleeves. The gods may have faded, but their genes live on in Jake, Anne, and Thomas, miraculous hybrids of human and godly DNA. Together, they must obtain the Broth of Oblivion, the only thing capable of restoring King Yama’s sanity. It will not be easy. King Yama’s demonic lieutenants are already in hot pursuit, and the team must rely on gods, now reduced to shadows of their former selves. Nothing is at it seems, and normalcy died a long time ago. However, there is a much darker force at hand, an evil that is all too…familiar.

Ever wish for a book that had everything? Well, your wish has just come true.Adam is an everyday sixth grader until a wormhole changes his life forever. Now allied with the ghost, Bellinimus, he must use the power of words to stop an evil wizard from destroying the world.With teleportation, time travel, bullies, donuts, theoretical physics, roaches, skeletons, undead apes, three-headed hydras, lightsabers, cheese, cyborg dinosaurs, and a dash of zombies, this book has everything that a reader could ask for.So what are you waiting for? Read the book!