Books published by publisher Tea Time Publishers

★ You are Fucking Amazing! The Most Funny and Hilarious Gift 2019 ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! )This Swear Word Coloring Book Contains Over 25 Pages sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a not so gentle reminder of how badass you are, with Hilarious uncensored expletives, graphics, and phrases. Designs Ranges From Simple To Advance.This Coloring Book will Provide Hours of Fun and Creative F*cking Expression!

"The Adventures of Sparklepants" series featuring "Sparklepants: Moving Day" is a fun packed children's picture book featuring Ellie Marie, Sparklepants, her Mommy, Daddy, brother Remmington and sister Alyssa on their big moving day adventure.Have you ever moved into a new house? This is the first time that Ellie Marie and Sparklepants have ever moved! It is exciting and a little bit scary too. Things work out great in the new house! Ellie Marie's Mommy and Daddy both have a few surprises in store to make the move as easy as possible. The super cool new bedroom that Ellie Marie gets to share with Sparklepants, beautiful back yard and dream house help!Read more inside to find out a few other fun surprises on this adventure!The Adventures of Sparklepants series is perfect for you if you enjoy: - Going on adventures- Arts and crafts- Learning new words- Playing dress-up- Having tea parties

The Adventures of Sparklepants series featuring Sparklepants: Terrific Tea Party is a fun packed children's picture book featuring Sparklepants, Ellie Marie, and her Mommy. This book also introduces two new characters! You will get to know Jaycee Joy and Glittermama on this amazing tea party adventure! Have you ever gone to a fancy tea party? Have you heard of a Tea Sommelier? Do you know what special ingredients are in delicious teas? This is the first time that Ellie Marie and Sparklepants have met a Tea Sommelier (pronounced: some mole ee ay). Sharing this super fun and yummy tea party with her BFF and Sparklepants makes Ellie Marie ecstatic! That means really happy! Read more inside to find out a few other fun surprises on this adventure!

Follow along as Pup learns how to eat spiky sea urchins, somersault beneath the waves and groom himself. He still needs lots of help from Mother, but one day Pup will be old enough to dive down below the waves and search for food on his ownAccompanied by beautiful illustrations and set in the North Pacific, this heartwarming tale is perfect for little ones who still have lots to learn themselves.

The Adventures of Sparklepants series featuring Sparklepants: Terrific Tea Party is a fun packed children’s picture book featuring Sparklepants, Ellie Marie, and her Mommy. This book also introduces two new characters! You will get to know Jaycee Joy and Glittermama on this amazing tea party adventure!Have you ever gone to a fancy tea party? Have you heard of a Tea Sommelier? Do you know what special ingredients are in delicious teas? This is the first time that Ellie Marie and Sparklepants have met a Tea Sommelier (pronounced: some mole ee ay). Sharing this super fun and yummy tea party with her BFF and Sparklepants makes Ellie Marie ecstatic! That means really happy!Read more inside to find out a few other fun surprises on this adventure!The Adventures of Sparklepants series is perfect for you if you enjoy:•Having tea parties•Arts and crafts•Learning new words•Playing dress-up•Going on adventuresAuthors LOVE Reviews on Amazon!Read about other Sparklepants Adventures on:StephaniePaasch.com#AuthorSPaasch#SparkleFans

Luke Rayburn has spent summer vacation running up and down sandy beaches with his family. He’s explored hidden coves, learned how to write invisible letters, and even met an ocean nymph. But his friends write to tell him of strange happenings in Countryside and he’s anxious to get back.When Luke returns, he finds that much has changed. Mischievous gnomes are spreading chaos across the valley, a lone wolf haunts the forests, and Mayeem, one of Luke’s new teachers, just happens to be a mermaid. And then there’s the hunter, a man with golden eyes, only part of a soul and the belief that Luke has hidden something he wants—something he’s willing to destroy Countryside in order to get.Hounded by blackhearted men and soulless creatures and with darkness luring him in, Luke must gather his wits and ferret out his true friends. But as he draws close to finding what it is the hunter seeks, he will learn that there is more at stake than he understands. He’ll learn that it’s not the hunter he should be afraid of and that, once done, some things cannot be undone.

THE OWNER'S MANUAL FOR YOUR MOUTH! Heavy Hitter Sales Linguistics is the first book that truly explains "sales linguistics,"the revolutionary new field of study about how customers use and interpret language during the decision-making process. Steve W. Martin provides communication strategies that enable salespeople to rise above their competition and impactful psychological suggestions that compel customers' rational intellect and emotional subconscious to buy. Inside is expert advice onLanguage-based strategies and tactics to secure customer meetingsWhat to say, do, and present in face-to-face customer meetings and phone callBonding with customers using sales linguistics, the study of how the customer's mind uses language Perfecting your sales intuition so you always say the right words at the right timeExtensive examples, illustrations, and exercises in an easy-to-read format.If you are in sales, you make your living by talking. If you were a pilot, you would attend years of flight training school and many hours of simulator training before you were allowed in the cockpit of a jumbo jet. If you were a lawyer, you would intensely study law for several years and have to pass your state's bar exam to ensure your proficiency. If you are in sales, you need to study language and perfect your use of words because your most important competitive weapon is your mouth!Successful communication is at the foundation of all sales. Heavy Hitter Sales Linguistics is the first book that truly explains "sales linguistics," the revolutionary new field of study about how customers and salespeople use and interpret language during the decision-making process. The conversations you have with customers are quite complex: they consist of verbal and nonverbal communication that is sent consciously and subconsciously. Heavy Hitter Sales Linguistics will help you learn to say the "right" words at the "right" time to persuade skeptical customers to buy. Heavy Hitter Sales Linguistics shows readers how to improve their sales success using nothing more than words and their voices. The book presents 101 practical solutions and proven tactics to build relationships with customers and persuade them to buy during sales calls. Heavy Hitter Sales Linguistics features unbeatable advice on selling based on the hard science of how people communicate and think, how we build rapport with each other, and how we use language.

“You have a power within you, one that is within everyone…It’s the same power that fills that building, that keeps that tree alive…and the same power that has attracted your attention…I know it’s all a bit strange to you, but I assure you it is quite real…”Eleven-year-old Luke Rayburn has never seen a skyline without skyscrapers or fallen asleep to anything but the sound of traffic. But his life is about to change in ways he never imagined. When his father leaves for a year of military service, Luke and the rest of his family move into their grandparents’ home in the remote town of Countryside, a place like no other. Reachable only by a mysterious traveling tunnel and horse-drawn carriage, centaurs roam the landscape and shadowy wraiths slip among the trees.There, Luke will be drawn into a centuries-old quest for an almost-forgotten book whose secrets will determine the fate of the world. He will have to reach deep to discover the power within him as he battles the forces of darkness and an alliance of sinister men who seek to destroy any who get in their way.Luke’s only hope is to find the book before they do, but to do so he’ll need help from someone he never expected as the forces of evil come to bear on the magical world of Countryside.

The Adventures of Sparklepants series featuring Sparklepants: Moving Day is a fun packed children’s picture book featuring Ellie Marie, Sparklepants, her Mommy, Daddy, brother Remmington and sister Alyssa on their big moving day adventure. Have you ever moved into a new house? This is the first time that Ellie Marie and Sparklepants have ever moved! It is exciting and a little bit scary too. Things work out great in the new house! Ellie Marie’s Mommy and Daddy both have a few surprises in store to make the move as easy as possible. The super cool new bedroom that Ellie Marie gets to share with Sparklepants, beautiful back yard and dream house help! Read more inside to find out a few other fun surprises on this adventure!The Adventures of Sparklepants series is perfect for you if you enjoy:•Going on adventures•Arts and crafts•Learning new words•Playing dress-up•Having tea partiesRead about other Sparklepants Adventures on:StephaniePaasch.com#AuthorSPaasch#SparkleFansAuthors LOVE Reviews on Amazon!

“The Adventures of Sparklepants” series featuring “Sparklepants: Moving Day” is a fun packed children’s picture book featuring Ellie Marie, Sparklepants, her Mommy, Daddy, brother Remmington and sister Alyssa on their big moving day adventure.Have you ever moved into a new house? This is the first time that Ellie Marie and Sparklepants have ever moved! It is exciting and a little bit scary too. Things work out great in the new house! Ellie Marie’s Mommy and Daddy both have a few surprises in store to make the move as easy as possible. The super cool new bedroom that Ellie Marie gets to share with Sparklepants, beautiful back yard and dream house help!Read more inside to find out a few other fun surprises on this adventure!The Adventures of Sparklepants series is perfect for you if you enjoy:• Going on adventures• Arts and crafts• Learning new words• Playing dress-up• Having tea parties

For fans of Narnia, The Hobbit, and Percy Jackson comes the first book in the Countryside series. "You have a power within you, one that is within everyone...It's the same power that fills that building, that keeps that tree alive...and the same power that has attracted your attention...I know it's all a bit strange to you, but I assure you it is quite real..." Eleven-year-old Luke Rayburn has never seen a skyline without skyscrapers or fallen asleep to anything but the sound of traffic. But his life is about to change in ways he never imagined. When his father leaves for a year of military service, Luke and the rest of his family move into their grandparents' home in the remote town of Countryside, a place like no other. Reachable only by a mysterious traveling tunnel and horse-drawn carriage, centaurs roam the landscape and shadowy wraiths slip among the trees. There, Luke will be drawn into a centuries-old quest for an almost-forgotten book whose secrets will determine the fate of the world. He will have to reach deep to discover the power within him as he battles the forces of darkness and an alliance of sinister men who seek to destroy any who get in their way. Luke's only hope is to find the book before they do, but to do so he'll need help from someone he never expected as the forces of evil come to bear on the magical world of Countryside.