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  • Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody

    MJ Ware

    language (CG Press. LTD, May 6, 2015)
    Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected.If it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?Any proceeds from this book will be donated to the The Children's Literacy Initiative, a US based charity.
  • Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

    MJ Ware

    language (CG Press LTD., Dec. 2, 2013)
    When life gives you lemons, kill zombies -- turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled--except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.The reviews are in and Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb is a must read:"I could not put this book down. I really hate reading, but this book I could read 1000 times..." 5-Stars --A kid review from Campermaniac"The entire book is a joy to read, and it's hard to put down, too!" 5-Stars --JJ, Amazon Vine Top 500 Reviewer"Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb is a quick, fun read filled with humour and zombie slaying action that I'm sure all ages will enjoy." --Ken, Paperless Reading Blog"SUPER ZOMBIE JUICE MEGA BOMB was a fun, fast pace, unique read that I look forward to reading more from the author and MUST have a sequel. I would sell a blue smurf for a sequel to this book." 5-Stars --Gothical Book Reviews"The adventure was suspenseful and page turning, mixed with a great deal of humor. It was like reading a book about my sixteen-year-old daughter!" --Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer"This book was the perfect blend of 'B movie' humor and the zombie gore I love... I loved this book!" 5-Stars --Angela Fristoe, Author of Songbird"The humor is what really caught my attention when I started reading SZJMB, and the action kept me engaged to the end. ...it should engage even the most reluctant of readers." --Manga Maniac Cafe"I read it all in one day. Very rare that I say I couldn't put the book down. I did not sleep until I finished reading it. I'd recommend this book to anyone (above 10 years of age) even if you're not into zombies." 5-Stars --David Santos, author of The Hopeless ChristianticIncludes two free short stories.Print version is approximately 204 pages (40,000 words).Parents note: This book contains no cursing or strong language, and no explicit gore or violence. However, scenes of intense zombie action may be disturbing to younger readers.Punctuation in some reviews may be corrected.
  • Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure

    MJ Ware

    language (CG Press LTD., Aug. 13, 2012)
    Formatted for the Kindle Fire as well as black & white kindles--with over 50 full-color images!When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas—the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths. Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner — along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce.Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes.Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour.Can you say, Jetpacks?Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
  • Santa's Claws

    MJ Ware

    language (CG Press LTD., Oct. 28, 2012)
    Includes two free additional short stories.That's three 'terrorific' short stories for one low price.Santa's Claws – When troublemaker Ryan concocts a plan to get into Santa's magic sack, things doesn't work out quite as he expected. Recipe for death – Sam learns an important lesson about ticking off the lunch lady.Monitor Mayhem – There's something strange about the new baby monitor, but will Stephanie figure it out before it's too late?Free Five Chapter Extended Preview of Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb:When life gives you lemons, kill zombies—turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead. Best friends Nathan & Misty return home to discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town & everyone's fled—except a small horde of zombies.Even with the help of the town geek, they'll need more then lemonade-powered Super-Soakers; they'll need the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. These stories are not recommended for kids under 8.
  • Rebel Dragon

    Steve Turnbull

    language (Tau Press 2020 Ltd, April 11, 2019)
    What value is freedom when you can’t even ride a dragon?As the life of a slave goes, Kantees doesn't have it too bad. Being responsible for a racing dragon means her existence is more than just drudgery and fear, even if her life is at the whim of her masters and their rules.But when her dragon wakes her in the middle of the night Kantees is forced to make a life-or-death decision that breaks her masters’ rules and means her own life is forfeit.Escaping on the back of dragons, with a hodgepodge of unwelcome associates, she attempts to right a wrong that can never be fixed. Until, ultimately, she must put her own life on the line to keep the freedom she has stolen for herself.The First Book in the Dragons of Esternes Epic fantasy series.
  • Battle Dragon

    Steve Turnbull

    language (Tau Press 2020 Ltd, April 20, 2019)
    When your path is uncertain, it's better to be riding a dragon.As Kantees tries to build an army against her enemy, trouble strikes at her from every side, and it seems she's doing it to herself.But even finding new allies where she least expects them, she struggles to find a place for herself, still unwilling to lead her friends into danger.As the moment of truth approaches, she knows that she has failed her own people as she helps those who have oppressed her. Ultimately the question arises as to whether it's possible for her to succeed at all.The Final Book in the Dragons of Esternes epic fantasy series.
  • Heretic Dragon

    Steve Turnbull

    language (Tau Press 2020 Ltd, April 20, 2019)
    Looking after dragons is easy, but when you steal one things get harderFree at last from those who harass her and hold her back, Kantees finally searches for her own people in the mountains of Esternes.But what she finds brings her face-to-face with a power she can neither comprehend nor fight, and when it takes away her future everything seems lost.Abandoned by those she loves and those she would call friends, she must dominate the powers of the wild magic, and ride as she has never done before. Now she must engage in a desperate struggle against an ancient abomination that seeks to possess and destroy her.The Third Book in the Dragons of Esternes epic fantasy series.
  • Elona

    Steve Turnbull

    language (Tau Press 2020 Ltd, March 25, 2014)
    Prophecy will sacrifice anyone, even a child.Ten-year-old Lady Elona of Faerholme finds herself the target of a prophecy that predicts she will defeat an invading army. But that’s impossible: she's just a girl!Her betrothal to a Prince solves the paradox: she can produce an heir to fight the prophesied war.But prophesy turns to conspiracy, and after six years manoevring by political enemies, with Elona's behaviour becoming increasingly erratic, her carefully planned future shatters into a waking nightmare of horror.What hope can there be for Faerholme when the one prophesied to save it is in chains? And what hope for Elona?
  • Rebel Dragon

    Steve Turnbull

    (Tau Press Ltd, May 4, 2019)
    What value is freedom when you can't even ride a dragon?As the life of a slave goes, KANTEES doesn't have it too bad. Being responsible for a racing dragon means her existence is more than just drudgery and fear, even if her life is at the whim of her masters and their rules.But when her dragon wakes her in the middle of the night KANTEES is forced to make a life-or-death decision that breaks her masters' rules and means her life is forfeit.Escaping on the back of dragons, with a hodge-podge of unwelcome associates, she attempts to put right a wrong that can never be corrected. Until, ultimately, she must put her own life on the line to keep the freedom she has stolen for herself.
  • Life and Adventures of Santa Claus

    Julie Lane, Hokie

    Hardcover (Tapestry Press Ltd, Nov. 1, 1995)
    Traces the life of Nicholas the woodcarver describing how he became Santa Claus and his role in creating various Christmas customs and symbols.
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  • Elona

    Steve Turnbull

    (Tau Press Ltd, Aug. 8, 2017)
    Prophecy will sacrifice anyone, even a child.Ten-year-old Lady Elona of Faerholme finds herself the target of a prophecy that predicts she will defeat an invading army. But that's impossible: she's just a girl!Her betrothal to a Prince solves the paradox: she can produce an heir to fight the prophesied war.But prophesy turns to conspiracy, and after six years manoevring by political enemies, with Elona's behaviour becoming increasingly erratic, her carefully planned future shatters into a waking nightmare of horror.What hope can there be for Faerholme when the one prophesied to save it is in chains? And what hope for Elona?
  • Zack & Zoey versus the Zombie Pigman - A Minecraft Mini-Adventure

    MJ Ware

    language (CG Press LTD., Aug. 12, 2014)
    Formatted for the Kindle Fire as well as black & white kindles--with full-color images!When Zack & Zoey play Minecraft on a top-secret Virtual Reality device, they get deeper into the game than they ever imagined. The fun and games turn serious when they bring something back with them into the real world.