Books published by publisher L. L. Mitchell

So, I'm Drunk. Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I'm on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there's only one problem. I'm riding solo. It's a really long story, and if you don't mind, I'd prefer to leave it at that. Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You're the nosey type. Here's the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good. But that's not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room. And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me. And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too. F--k. The hits just kept on coming. And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn't seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way. So if you're interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your audiobook. If you're looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don't know shit about good literature. But if that's what you're looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain't that. If, however, you're like me and just looking for a good time, then I'm your fella. I promise you, you won't be disappointed. Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.

Technically, there's only one girl on this island that I've been told to stay away from. One. And she just showed up on my doorstep looking like a hooker at a ho parade. Why, you ask? Well, according to her, I'm the only one on Paradise Isle that can help her. The only. Fucking. One. Go figure. So what am I supposed to do? Turn her away and look like an asshole? This whole "being a good person thing" isn't as easy as it's cracked up to be. Bear with me, will you? I'm still learning the ropes. There is one thing I've learned in my attempts at turning over a new leaf, though. If I can help someone out of a tight spot, I should do it. Right? So now I'm determined to do just that and prove to everyone on this island that I'm a decent guy. Even if that means risking my own neck. That's right - I'm back. And I've got a whopper of a story to tell you. Oh. And Al's coming along for the ride. But don't worry, I've got the wheel. (Mostly because he can't see over it.) Hang on tight. Because Drunk's driving. More Caribbean flavored adventure. An octogenarian with a distaste for John Deere Green. And a hooker with an attitude. What could be more fun than that? Rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value. Oh, and one more thing. While I'm not one of those people who'll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven't listened to Drunk on a Plane or Drunk on a Boat, you might wanna start there. You'd find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.

Against all odds, they've done it. For the first time in history, human and raknoth stand united against the doom coming to swallow them all whole. Okay. On second thought, "united" is probably a strong word. Turns out, mutual fear of galaxy-conquering super monsters does not a steadfast alliance make. Especially not between the people of Earth and the very creatures that devastated it. So, yeah. Problems. Especially when galaxy-conquering super monster number one arrives on the scene, cutting down raknoth-like scaly weeds and telepathically devolving the armies of Earth into little more than frenzied hordes of wild animals. Harvest is falling. And if Jarek and Rachel want to see their planet survive the week, they have one hell of an immortal, planet-killing monster to take down! Buy Reaping Day now and kick back for another action-packed adventure with Rachel, Jarek, and the rest of Team Earth!

In THE ANIMALS OF GRANDFATHER MOUNTAIN (Revised Edition), meet Nola the Magician, an otter too curious for her own good, who performs a Houdini-like disappearance; Carolina and Dakota, two bear pranksters who always steal the show; Wilma the bald eagle who fiercely guards her precious wooden egg; and Heidi the deer, who always makes a pest of herself at feeding time. Readers will love Kodiak and Yonahlossee, two feisty bear cubs who aren't near as cuddly as they seem; Squeak the cougar who loves his bungee rope and despises Milton the Bear; Milton the bear, a costume animal who dances throughout the habitat drawing children like the Pied Piper; and L. L. Cool J., a tiny fawn that grows up to run the Bear and Cougar Gauntlet. Many more animals are waiting to be discovered in THE ANIMALS OF GRANDFATHER MOUNTAIN.

We may all look a little different on the outside. Sometimes it can feel like there’s no one else out there like you. Maybe your friends and classmates are taller, smaller, louder, friendlier, or even hairier than you. (Or so you might think!)But when you look past the differences, you’ll find many ways that we are alike. On the inside, we all have the same needs and feelings. In this book, you’ll see how other kids have more in common with you than you think.Using colorful pictures and familiar words, you’ll learn how our differences make us special and wonderful. There are many reasons to celebrate what makes us unique, what we share with so many others, and what really matters. Turn the pages and learn how great it is to be who you are!

Poor Ralph is a little old man who lives with his dog in a little gray house. He doesn't have much money... which is why people call him Poor Ralph. He doesn't seem to mind that too much because he has the ability to read and this enriches his life in other ways. As he reads one night he begins to wonder about God's special promises... could there be one meant for him? This begins a new path in his life.

GG THE OWL is a re-telling of the friendship between an owl, who lives in the wild, and a young girl called Princess LP. Inspired by real animals and true events. The collection follows the friendship formed when an owl made his nest on a pine tree in Princess LP's garden. Over the years, LP got to witness GG's daily activities including GG getting married; GG becoming a father and the friendships between GG and other cute animals in the wild.GG THE OWL is a very entertaining and captivating picture book for children under the age of 9 years old.This book is 38 pages including 16 beautiful illustrations. The book will take its young readers on a journey into the life of GG the owl.

"Where Is the Sears Tower?" tells the story of Peter, a pigeon who travels to Chicago to visit his grandfather who lives at the Willis Tower (formerly named the Sears Tower). Along the way, Peter passes various city landmarks, meets animals (each with a distinct personality), and discovers his inner compass. This read-to-me book is intended for children and adults. The amazingly detailed artwork captures Chicago s true essence as one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Each painting (except the first) contains a part of the Willis Tower.