The Whoopee Cushion User's Manual
Donald Capone
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(Rebel Press, Jan. 20, 2011)
THE WHOOPEE CUSHION USER'S MANUAL is a tribute to mankind’s long fascination with the sound of flatulence. Our distant ancestors relaxed around the cave’s fire, mimicking the amusing noise with their mouths, hands, and armpits.Centuries later, factories allowed items to be mass-produced and sold at affordable prices. The whoopee cushion was born. Mankind rejoiced: no more manual imitations, no more tired lips, no more sweaty armpits! Politicians promised, “A whoopee cushion in every home!” Necessity was truly the mother of invention.Now that the whoopee cushion was unleashed upon the world, certain rules had to be set forth to guide the giddy people in their flatulent follies. Strangely, none were—until now! THE WHOOPEE CUSHION USER'S MANUAL is that guide.It offers strategy on how to choose a target, tips that will ensure a successful “whoopee-ing,” proper inflation techniques, DOs and DON’Ts, the history of the whoopee cushion, a glossary, fun sidebars, and much, much more!