Books published by publisher Joey and Melanie Acker

Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world!Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he part of the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever???The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: booger, stinky, toot, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next in this funny adventure!The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

BOO!!! You found The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World!After Nameless finishes explaining why 'The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World' is the WORST, he now finds himself in the SCARIEST book! Nameless attempts to inform the reader of the perils that await them, but he unfortunately forgets some along the way! Will he be brave enough to make it to the end? Will YOU be brave enough to make it to the end?? Is there really a unicorn in this book??? Wait...what?!?!?The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. It is also a great story to read along with a parent, brother, sister, dog, cat, or even your favorite stuffed animal. Seriously, who would want to read the SCARIEST book alone??The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

Happy birthday...or not...because this is the Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about birthdays? Whose birthday is it?? Is there really a mad cow in this book? Wait...WHAT?!?The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. This book may make the best or quite possibly the worst birthday gift you could give someone...The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

The students in Mr. Walker's school think he might be a ninja!Come join Mr. Walker's students in discovering if he really is a ninja or just a fast and sneaky P.E. teacher. He is serious, quiet, swift, and knows when someone or someTHING is up to no good (without even looking)!'My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja' is a fun and easy beginner reader for ages 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and as an entertaining book to read at home.This funny and silly story also makes a great gift for the P.E. teacher!Based on mostly true and extraordinary stories...ALSO AVAILABLE: My Principal is a Superhero, My Teacher is an Elf, My Brother is a Troll, My Sister is a Mermaid, My Counselor is a Princess, My Elf is a Teacher. If you spotted Hootie Lou the owl in this book, be sure to see if you can catch him in the rest of the the Wonder Who Crew books! He also has his own sing-along ABC book, Hootie Lou!The Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children's wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.

Brace yourselves...because this is the WORST adventure book in the whole entire world! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want to go on an adventure! It's just not his style. Will he defeat the mighty dragon? Is there really a cow in this book?? Will the princess get rescued or do the rescuing??? The Worst Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come join Nameless on this ridiculous quest in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children. The Entire World Book series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

A new sing-along ABC book is here!Hootie Lou is a fun and rhyming interactive story for young readers learning their ABCs. Be sure to check out the free catchy sing-along video to go with it! Children and parents who love The Wonky Donkey, Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, and anything by Dr. Seuss and Mo Willems will instantly connect with Hootie Lou! Published in large print, this book is perfect for classroom read alouds and lessons for teachers Pre-K, kindergarten and first grade.This makes Hootie Lou great for ages: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

The students at Mr. Clarkson's school think he might be a superhero!Come join Mr. Clarkson's students in discovering if he really is a superhero or just a super principal. He is extraordinary, strong, fast, and his teachers say he is ALWAYS saving the day! 'My Principal is a Superhero' is a fun and easy read for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and as an entertaining book to read at home. Based on mostly true and extraordinary stories...NOW AVAILABLE! My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja, My Counselor is a Princess and My Teacher is an ElfThe Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children's wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.

Jingle bells...this book smells...After being in the worst AND the scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book! Will his Christmas be ruined? Will your Christmas be ruined?? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be so terrible???The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Deck the halls this season and get into the holiday spirit with a book so bad it might actually be good...The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world!Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he part of the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever???The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: booger, stinky, toot, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next in this funny adventure!The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you...

Love is in the air...or maybe not...because this is the Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the dashing young rock on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST love book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about love? Who is that lady rock on the cover?? Is there really a goat in this book? Wait...WHAT?!?The Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Fall in (or out of) love with a book so bad it might actually be good...The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

Billy's sister thinks he might be a troll!Come join Coral in discovering if her brother is really a troll or just a strange and stinky brother. He is loud, super messy, never wants to take a bath, and is ALWAYS up to no good (what a rat)!'My Brother is a Troll' is a fun and easy read for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and as an entertaining book to read at home.Based on mostly true and extraordinary stories...NOW AVAILABLE! My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja, My Principal is a Superhero, My Teacher is an Elf, and My Counselor is a Princess.The Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children's wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.

It's that time of year again and Ms. Holly's class thinks she might be an elf!Come join Ms. Holly's students in discovering if she really is an elf or just an 'elfish' teacher. She is crafty, always singing, wearing pointy shoes, and has a jingle when she walks...'My Teacher is an Elf' is a fun and easy read for ages 4-10. Published in large print, this book is also great for classroom read-alouds and holiday events!Based on mostly true and magical stories...NOW AVAILABLE! My P.E. Teacher is a Ninja, My Principal is a Superhero, and My Counselor is a Princess.The Wonder Who Crew is a diverse, engaging series about children's wonderful imaginations and connections to real life occupations and relationships.