Books published by publisher Ian Holmes

A colourful rhyming story for Children (and even Adults) everywhere. In this first book, meet Dirty the Pig and his enemy Nasty Ned. Nasty Ned loves sausages on hot toast, so would love to catch Dirty and put him in his sausage machine. But Dirty has a secret weapon, he has a really curly tail and when he sits on it, it helps him fly!Find out what happens in this first adventure when Ned finally captures Dirty - can Dirty escape from Ned and his sausage machine?

A colourful rhyming story for Children (and even Adults) everywhere. In this second book, Nasty Ned cooks up a clever plan to capture Dirty the Pig. Christmas is coming in the middle of Summer! Nasty Ned has asked his friend Dim Tim to be Santa Clause and trick Dirty into thinking Christmas has come early - very early!Can Dirty escape from Nasty Ned and Dim Tim? Only Dirty's secret weapon can help him - his curly tail......

A colourful rhyming story for Children (and even Adults) everywhere. In this third book, Dirty decides that he wants to bounce himself into space, so he logs onto eBay and finds himself a second hand space suit, or in Dirty's case, a pig suit.Will he be successful and become the world's first Porkonaut? He has some potently strong cabbage juice to celebrate with if he does....