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  • Funny Pet Jokes for Kids

    Rich Linville, Edu Clips

    language (, July 31, 2017)
    Riddles for kids of all ages except that nobody gets every joke. That's okay. You may understand the joke when you're older. You can laugh and pretend to get the joke. Then later, you can try to figure out the joke on your own or else you can ask someone else to explain the joke. Have fun reading and telling these jokes.
  • Mouse Jokes: Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, May 18, 2014)
    Funny and Hilarious Mouse Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about mice and rodents. With cute and silly mouse illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment..This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny book...Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!~HAHA!~Q: How does a mouse stop a video?A: He hits the paws button!~LOL!~Q: How does a mouse feel after a bath?A: Squeaky clean!~HAHA!~Q: When is it a bad time to see a cat?A: When you are a mouse!~LOL!~Q: What is a mouse’s favorite game?A: Hide and squeak!~HAHA!~Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 35 funny mouse jokesCute and colorful mouse illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Mice!This funny joke book is full of mouse jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about mice and rodents will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • MORE Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids: Knock knock Jokes

    Dr. Manny HaHaz, Nancy Sisk

    language (Workbooks Press, Jan. 28, 2014)
    Amaze Your Friends! Amuse Your Family With ANOTHER Great Knock Knock Joke Collection from Dr.Manny HaHaz!Kids like to laugh, and parents WANT them to laugh! So what could be better than another book of funny kids' jokes?Parents know that telling jokes builds confidence and vocabulary, encourages reading, and even improves kids' creativity and memory. And you get all that while having a good time! PLUS, this book has extras you won't find anywhere else--like Dr. HaHaz's guide to telling jokes, and even a chapter on how to make up your OWN knock-knock jokes!This is another wonderful joke collection from the wacky humor lab of the mysterious Dr. Manny HaHaz.Here are over 100 Great Knock-Knock Jokes. Plus Some New Ones--AND Lots of Extras!!It's true! Dr. HaHaz's second great book of jokes has OVER 100 classic knock-knock jokes PLUS some brand new ones from his secret joke-lab and the hidden Joke-o-Matic! machine. And these are entirely different jokes from those in the first wacky collection.Guess what? There's even a picture of the Joke-o-Matic!Parents will love the fact that these jokes are nicely presented, illustrated with clever, iconic drawings, and carefully edited. And they'll like the Just for Parents chapter, too, where Dr. HaHaz discusses the benefits of jokes for kids..And both parents and kids will like the How to Tell a GREAT Joke! chapter where you'll learn exactly HOW to an expert joke-teller.But wait . . . there's more! Dr. HaHaz even included a special chapter called "How to Make Up Your OWN Knock-Knock Jokes" where he shows you exactly how to do it! Maybe people around the world will soon be telling YOUR jokes. Why not? With this book, you'll know how to create lots and lots of great jokes.All these extras, and OVER A HUNDRED Great Jokes--Just a Click Away!Amaze your friends! Amuse your family! Keep them laughing with jokes from Dr. HaHaz's jam-packed great new joke book MORE Knock Knock Jokes! And amaze them with brand-new jokes that you make up! Because after you read this book, you'll know exactly how to do it.Knock, knock!Who's there? Who else!Who else who?Who else wants more hilarious knock-knock jokes?Dr. Manny HaHaz bets that YOU want more jokes, and here they are!Just scroll up to buy this book, and you or your child can be learning all these great jokes in LESS than 2 minutes!
  • Monster Jokes: Funny Monster Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    language (Uncle Amon Books, Aug. 13, 2014)
    Funny and Hilarious Monster Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about monsters and Halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny monster joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Special Note: The illustrations in the book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, tablets, phones, and computers! Jokes from this funny book...Q: How does a monster begin a fairy tale?A: Once upon a slime!HAHA!Q: What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?A: You will miss most of the film!LOL!Q: What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?A: Pleased to eat you!HAHA!Q: What does a mother monster say to her kids at dinner?A: Don't talk with someone in your mouth!LOL!Q: What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?A: Run through the back door!HAHA!Q: Why did the monster take his nose apart?A: To see what made it run!Funny Monster Jokes for Kids!The Funniest Monster Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Funny monster and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of funny monster and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monsters and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this monsterous joke book!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny monster jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, halloween, halloween book, monster jokes book, ebook, monster books, funny, monster jokes, ebooks, halloween jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, halloween monster books, books for kids, childrens book, monster, monsters, funny, boo, haha, scary, funny monster jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, ghost, boo, ghoul, trick or treat, goblins, witches, funny joke book, book about halloween, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, monster book for kids, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy
  • Cat Jokes: Funny Cat Jokes for Kids

    Alisha Kirby

    language (, March 5, 2016)
    Are you looking for the funniest Cat jokes online? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the best Cat jokes around. Alisha Kirby is back with another funny joke book full of the best funny, laugh -out- loud jokes that will suit children of all ages.
  • Knock Knock!: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 28, 2015)
    Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! 150+ JokesJoke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.150+ funny knock knock jokes!Excellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kidsKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Nadia!Nadia who?Nadia head while the music plays!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Zany!Zany who?Zany one home? Open up!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Alfredo!Alfredo who?Alfredo the dark! Please open the door!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Hugo!Hugo who?Hugo first!Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will make you and your friends giggle. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
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  • Sports Jokes: Funny Sports Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 1, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Sports Jokes for Kids!Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about some of their favorite sports! Also includes cute and colorful illustrations for early and beginning readers.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Q: What is a runner’s favorite subject in school?A: Jog-raphy!HAHA!Q: Why do golfers carry extra pants?A: In case they get a hole-in-one!LOL!Q: What part of a stadium is never the same?A: The changing rooms!HAHA!Q: What did the soccer player say to the other soccer player?A: I get a kick out of you!LOL!Q: What happened to the basketball player’s check?A: It bounced!HAHA!Q: What do cheerleaders like to drink?A: Root beer!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke collection!
  • Food Jokes: Funny Food Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 21, 2016)
    Hilarious Food Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean food jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. With silly jokes and cute illustrations, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny food jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childFun puzzles and games includedIncludes vibrant illustrations to enjoy while readingGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Why were the pickles embarrassed?A: They saw the salad dressing!~HAHA!~Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?A: Four fish got battered!~LOL!~Q: Why did the students eat their exam?A: The teacher said that it was a piece of cake!~HAHA!~Q: What did the bun say to the hot dog?A: I told you to stop touching my buns!~LOL!~Funny Food Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)This funny joke book is full of hilarious food jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Knock Knock!: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 8, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Knock knock!Who’s there?Cheese!Cheese who?Cheese a cute girl!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Butter!Butter who?Butter wrap up because it’s cold out there!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Dewey!Dewey who?Dewey have to keep doing this?This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  • Funny Bone: Funny Jokes for Kids!

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 4, 2016)
    Tickle Your Funny Bone with 350 Funny Jokes!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.350 funny jokes for kidsKnock knock jokes, animal jokes, and moreExcellent for early and beginner readersLots of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudWARNING: This joke book will cause hysterical laughing and giggles!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!All jokes are conveniently categorized by topic and chapter:Knock Knock JokesBird JokesBug JokesCat JokesCow JokesDinosaur JokesElephant JokesFish JokesFood JokesFrog JokesHorse JokesMonkey JokesPig JokesRabbit JokesSchool JokesSnake JokesSports JokesThis awesome collection of jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start giggling today!
  • Pig Jokes: Funny Pig Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 9, 2016)
    Funny Pig Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean pig jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about pigs and hogs. With cute and silly pig illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Over 50 hilarious pig jokesFun mazes and puzzles includedExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What would a pig name a chain of food stores?A: Stop-n-Slop Superstore!~HAHA!~Q: What do you give a sick pig?A: Oinkment!~LOL!~Q: Why did the piglets do badly in school?A: They were slow loiners!~HAHA!~Q: Why are pigs such great football fans?A: They’re always rooting and grunting.~LOL!~Q: How do you take a pig to the hospital?A: In a hambulance!Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Pigs!This funny joke book is full of pig jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about pigs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Cow Jokes: Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 8, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Cow Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cow jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny Cow Jokes for KidsExcellent for early and beginning readersMazes and puzzles includedLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What do you call a tired cow?A: All milked out!~HAHA!~Q: How does a cow do math?A: With his cowculator!~LOL!~Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bull dozer.~HAHA!~Q: What do you call a cow that plays music?A: A moosician!~LOL!~This funny joke book is full of cow jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!