Books published by publisher Arnie Lightning Books

Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids!55+ Funny and Hilarious Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean vampire and Halloween jokes for children.KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME can read for FREE!Over 55 funny halloween vampire jokesCute and silly illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childThis book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Vampire jokes from this Halloween book...Q: What is Dracula’s favorite flavor ice cream?A: Vein-illa!~HAHA!~Q: Why did the vampire go to hospital?A: He wanted to get his ghoulstones removed!~LOL!~Q: Where is Dracula’s American office?A: The Vampire State Building!~HAHA!~Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?A: Coffin syrup!~LOL!~Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about vampires. With cute and silly Halloween illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Vampires!This funny joke book is full of vampire, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly vampires will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny halloween jokes for kids, halloween, vampires, vampire, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, vampire books, vampires, halloween, monster jokes, halloween costume joke books, books, boo, halloween jokes book, ebook, kids books, kids halloween books, vampire halloween jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, joke books, books for kids, childrens book, halloween, halloween kids books, vampire books, funny, funny jokes, funny book, funny trick or treat jokes, joke book, creepy crawlers books, funny book, joke books, hilarious, funny free joke book, book about halloween, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy, halloween book for kids, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy, funny jokes, ebook, lol, funny joke books, hilarious, laughing, e books, funny joke books

Funny Fish Jokes for Kids!Funny and Hilarious Fish Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny fish jokesCute and colorful illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny jokes from this book...Q: Why do fish dislike basketball?A: They don’t like to get too close to the net!HAHA!Q: Which fish costs the most?A: Goldfish!LOL!Q: Why do penguins eat fish?A: Because donuts get too soggy in the water!HAHA!Funny Fish Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and Hilarious Jokes!This funny joke book is full of jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningFunny and Hilarious Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cat and dog jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats and dogs. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?A: Bone appetite!~HAHA!~Q: What do cats eat on a hot day?A: Mice cream!~LOL!~Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?A: His bark was much worse than his bite!~HAHA!~Q: What do you call a cat that can spring up a six-foot wall?A: A great jumpurr!~LOL!~Q: What dog would you want on your football team?A: A golden receiver!Funny Cat and Dog Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 95 hilarious jokesCute and colorful illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Dogs!This funny joke book is full of cat and dog jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and dogs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Funny and Hilarious Bug Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean bug jokes for children.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about bugs and insects. With cute and silly bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What did the woodworm say to the chair?A: It has been nice gnawing you!~HAHA!~Q: Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?A: Her children were not bright!~LOL!~Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the basketball team?A: He took too long to put his shoes on!~HAHA!~Q: Which bees are the smartest?A: Spelling bees!~LOL!~Funny Bug Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)50 funny bug and insect jokesCute and colorful bug illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Bugs!This funny joke book is full of bug and insect jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bugs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningFunny and Hilarious Pig Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean pig jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about pigs and hogs. With cute and silly pig illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The illustrations in this eBook are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience for e-readers, tablets, computers, and phones!This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What would a pig name a chain of food stores?A: Stop-n-Slop Superstore!~HAHA!~Q: What do you give a sick pig?A: Oinkment!~LOL!~Q: Why did the piglets do badly in school?A: They were slow loiners!~HAHA!~Q: Why are pigs such great football fans?A: They’re always rooting and grunting.~LOL!~Q: How do you take a pig to the hospital?A: In a hambulance!Funny Pig Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 50 hilarious pig jokesCute and colorful pig illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Pigs!This funny joke book is full of pig jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about pigs will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning45+ Funny and Hilarious Jungle Animal Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jungle jokes for children.Funny jungle animal jokesCute and colorful jungle animal illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?A: He had to get a new goat!~HAHA!~Q: Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?A: Because elevator was broken!~LOL!~Q: What do you call an elephant that can’t do math?A: Dumbo!~HAHA!~Q: How do you make a monkey laugh?A: Tell it a chicken joke!~LOL!~Funny Jungle Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about jungle animals. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and Hilarious Jokes!This funny joke book is full of lions, tigers, bears, rabbits, giraffes, monkeys, apes, gorillas, crocodiles, zebras, and other jungle animal jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Do you remember your first day of high school? Readers of all ages can relate to Terry Rogers..This action-packed cartoon/comic book tackles several social issues of bullying, peer pressure, making friends, school life, and problems facing students. This book will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between! This is a beautifully illustrated cartoon book for kids of all ages with 20+ full color illustrations.Terry Rogers finds himself in a new school year and he doesn't know ANYONE, except for his best friend Fred.When Mrs. Flow assigns the students an English project on the first day, Terry is paired up with Sara Smith. Terry would rather be partners with Fred, but Mrs. Flow chose the groups. Terry is terrified because Sara is the prettiest and most popular girl in school. Sara's group of friends will definitely make fun of her if she's seen with a nerd like Terry.Will Terry play it cool or crash and burn in his attempts to climb the social ranks in high school?What do you do when you only know one person in school?What do I do to fit in? What do I say? How do I act? How do I make friends!?There is a bit of Terry Rogers in all of us. We've all been in these social situations. He's just an average kid that is facing the unknown experiences of high school! He's nervous around girls. He's awkward and timid. Nonetheless, Terry is a like-able character that you will fall in love with.This is an excellent read for middle schoolers, high school students, and readers of all ages!Coming Soon!Be sure to join Arnie Lightning's Newsletter to find out new release dates and more!(There's a link in the book to join for FREE!)The Mystery (Volume 2)Mascot Mayhem (Volume 3)MORE BOOKS COMING SOON!What others are saying.."My children and I enjoyed this read. Ready to see what's next for Terry. We feel emotionally involved with this young man already.""This is a great comedic story for children of all ages, and even grown-ups who enjoy a good humorous underdog story.""Having been a very, very shy person, I can totally relate to this book... I look forward to the second story in this series!"Scroll up and grab a copy of the Terribly Terrific Tales of Terry Rogers today!

Funny and Hilarious Monkey Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school?A: The apey-cees!~HAHA!~Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla?A: Anything he wants to eat!~LOL!~Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat?A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare!~HAHA!~Q: How do you make a gorilla float?A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla!~LOL!~Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 40 funny monkey jokesCute and colorful monkey illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Monkeys!This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny monkey jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, monkey books, jungle animals, monkey jokes book, ebook, kids books, funny, monkey jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, joke books, books for kids, childrens book, animals, animal books, funny, funny jokes, funny book, funny insect jokes, joke book, creepy crawlers books, funny book, joke books, hilarious, funny free joke book, book about monkeys apes gorillas, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, monkey book for kids, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy, funny jokes, ebook, ebooks, ebooks for kids, lol, funny joke books, hilarious, laughing, e books, funny joke books

Monster and Halloween Jokes for Kids!Funny and Hilarious Monster Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween monster jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monsters. With cute and silly monster illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Monster jokes from this Halloween book...Q: What do you get if you if Barney the Dinosaur starts eating people?A: A purple people eater!~HAHA!~Q: What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?A: I had no clue we lived on the same block!~LOL!~Q: How is a monster like a jack-o-lantern?A: They both have empty heads!~HAHA!~Q: What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?A: Run through the back door as fast as you can!~LOL!~Funny Halloween and Monster Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 40 funny halloween monster jokesCute and colorful monster illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudCute and Hilarious Jokes About Monsters!This funny joke book is full of monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Funny Witch Jokes for Kids!Funny and Hilarious Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Cute Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean witch and Halloween jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Over 50 funny halloween witch jokesCute and silly illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childBest-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Witch jokes from this Halloween book...Q: What happens if you see twin witches?A: You cannot tell which witch is which!~HAHA!~Q: Why was the student witch so bad at essays?A: Because she could not spell properly!~LOL!~Q: What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?A: Every time she sneezed she blew her hat off!~HAHA!~Witch l: How do you manage to stay in shape?Witch 2: I get a lot of hexercise!~LOL!~Funny Witch Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about witches. With cute and silly Halloween illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Halloween!This funny joke book is full of witches, vampires, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly witches will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning40+ Funny and Hilarious Ant and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean ant jokes for children.Over 40 funny ant and bug jokesCute and colorful insect and bug illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudSpecial Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What do you call an ant with frog’s legs?A: An antphibian!~HAHA!~Q: How do ants prevent body odor?A: Deodorant!~LOL!~Q: Which city do most ants live in?A: Antlanta!~HAHA!~Q: What game is played between ants and elephants?A: Squash!~LOL!~Funny Ant and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about ants and insects. With cute and silly insect and bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Ants!This funny joke book is full of ants, bugs, insects, and creepy crawler jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bugs and insects will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningFunny and Hilarious Cow Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean cow jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cows. With cute and silly cow illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book...Q: What do you call a tired cow?A: All milked out!~HAHA!~Q: How does a cow do math?A: With his cowculator!~LOL!~Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bull dozer.~HAHA!~Q: What do you call a cow that plays music?A: A moosician!~LOL!~Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 40 hilarious cow jokesCute and colorful cow illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Cows!This funny joke book is full of cow jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!