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  • Knock Knock!: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Johnny B. Laughing, July 16, 2014)
    Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home with friends and family!Jokes from this funny book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Ben Hur!Ben Hur who?Ben Hur an hour! Let me in!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Paris!Paris who?Paris good but my favorite fruit is a peach!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Zany!Zany who?Zany one home? Open up!50+ funny knock knock jokes!Excellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
  • Bird Jokes: Funny Bird Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 1, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Bird Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about birds!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny bird joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Q: What do chickens serve at a birthday party?A: Coop-cakes!HAHA!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He was not what he was cracked up to be!LOL!Q: How long do chickens usually work?A: Around the cluck!HAHA!Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he was not a chicken!LOL!Q: What do you call a canary that flies into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie pie!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this awesome collection!
  • Jokes for Kids: Funny Cow Jokes: 121+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    language (Uncle Amon Books, May 26, 2014)
    KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME can read this book for FREE! ~Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strenghten the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about cows! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny cow joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun, entertainment, and lots of laughing.Jokes from this funny book...Q: What is the golden rule for a cow?A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you!HAHA!Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?A: Got milk?LOL!Q: How does a cow do math?A: With a cowculator!HAHA!Q: If you mixed a cow with a flock of ducks, what would you get?A: Milk and quackers!LOL!Q: Where did the bull carry his paperwork?A: In his beef case!HAHA!Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!The Funniest Cow Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)121+ funny and hilarious cow jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersVery cute illustrations for viewingHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of hilarious cow jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cows will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.BONUS INCLUDED! --> FREE Membership to Uncle Amon's Book Club!Membership includes:3 FREE children’s eBooksFun games and coloring book downloadsInsider access, monthly downloads, reading tips and more!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get hilarious joke collection!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny cow jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, cow, cattle, cows, book about cows, cow book, cow jokes book, ebook, cow books, funny, cow jokes, animal book, animal books for kids, animal books for children, animal jokes, ebooks, farm animal, farm books for kids, jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, cow jokes, kids book about cows, cow book, cow books, kids book, farm books, baby cow, baby calves, books for kids, funny books, childrens book, bull books, steer books, funny, haha, funny cow jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, funny joke book, book about cows, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, cow books for kids, bunny, cows, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy
  • Pig Jokes: 100+ Funny Pig Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (The Joke King's Laugh Lab, Aug. 6, 2014)
    KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME MEMBERS can read this book for FREE!Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious pig jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest pig jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny pig jokes!WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of pig jokes is extremely hilarious and will cause oinking and snorting. Don't be a hog. Share the laughter!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?A: He called it Ham Hocks!OINK! OINK!Q: What do you call a pig thief?A: A hamburglar!OINK! OINK!Q: Why can't there be a Santa Pig?A: Pigs don't fly and pigs don't fit down a chimney!OINK! OINK!Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher?A: He was an old boar (bore)!OINK! OINK!Q: Why did the pigs go to the casino?A: To play slop machines!100+ funny and hilarious pig jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your pig friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of pig and hog jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about pig will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your snout on a copy today. OINK OINK!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: pig, jokes, online, pig jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about pigs, ebook, laugh, kids joke book, kids joke books, farm animals, farms, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, best jokes, funniest jokes, baby pig, baby pig jokes, piglet, farm, jokes online funny pig comedy, hog, hogs, hilarious, laugh, laughing, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, kids jokes about pigs, pig book, funny pig books, kindle book, kindle joke book
  • Fish Jokes: Funny Fish Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 5, 2016)
    Funny Fish Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about fish!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny fish joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment.Funny and hilarious fish jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersVery colorful and cute illustrations for viewingLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Q: Why are gold fish orange?A: The water makes them rusty!HAHA!Q: Why are fish so gullible?A: They always fall for the hook, line, and sinker!LOL!Q: Why didn’t Noah fish much while on the arc?A: He only had two worms!HAHA!Q: Where do fish go to borrow money?A: A loan shark!LOL!Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?A: It has its own scales!HAHA!This funny joke book is full of hilarious fish jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will have you rolling in laughter for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your fins on this hilarious joke collection!
  • Horse Jokes: Funny Horse Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 14, 2016)
    Funny Horse Jokes!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults.WARNING: This assortment of horse jokes can cause hysterical laughing!Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.NEIGH!Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A: A hoarse horse.NEIGH!Q: What disease do horses fear the most?A: Hay Fever!NEIGH!Q: How much money did the bronco have?A: Only a buck!NEIGH!Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: He had the knight off.Funny and hilarious horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults!A horse might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of horse jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about horses are perfect for joke battles and making everyone laugh! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hooves on a copy today!
  • Jokes For Kids: Kids Jokes: 300 Funny Jokes for Kids

    Jim Hogan

    language (, March 9, 2016)
    With 300 funny jokes for kids like: Q: What do eagles do when they coach a sports team? A: They wing it. Q: Why didn't the moon finish his meal? A: It was full. Warning: This book contains jokes for kids that not only will make any grown up burst out in laughter but will make any child’s day a good day. Jokes for children is scientifically proven to make you and any child happier! Kids jokes are fun no matter what age you’re in! Enjoy these jokes and riddles!I’ve made Jokes For Kids FREE on Kindle so everyone can enjoy these amazing and funny jokes!If you do like the book and want to support me, please be free and order a paperback version of this book. :)Remember,A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
  • Jokes for Kids: School Jokes for Kids!: Funny School Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    language (Uncle Amon Books, May 26, 2014)
    KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME can read this book for FREE!Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strenghten the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about school! Also includes cute illustrations for early and beginning readers.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny school joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun, entertainment, and lots of laughing.Jokes from this funny book...Q: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?A: He couldn’t control his pupils!HAHA!Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!LOL!Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?A: Because his class was so bright!HAHA!Q: How do bees get to school?A: On the school buzz!LOL!Q: What did you learn in school today?A: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!HAHA!Funny School Jokes for Kids!The Funniest School Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Funny and hilarious school jokesVery cute illustrations for viewingExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of hilarious school jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about school will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.BONUS INCLUDED! --> FREE Membership to Uncle Amon's Book Club!Membership includes:3 FREE children’s eBooksFun games and coloring book downloadsInsider access, monthly downloads, reading tips and more!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke collection!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny school jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, school, students, spelling, book about school, school book, school jokes book, ebook, school books, funny, classroom jokes, funny book, school books for kids, joke books for children, school jokes, ebooks, joke books for kids, jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, school jokes, kids book about school, elementary, middle school, high school, college, books, kids book, funny books, teachers, books for kids, funny books, childrens book, funny, haha, funny jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, funny joke book, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, funny books for kids, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy
  • Funny Jokes For Funny Kids:

    Dr Meme

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 12, 2018)
    Impress the kids with an actual funny joke book. This hilarious read along is specifically formatted to keep readers engaged. Inside, custom illustrations are designed to compliment the jokes and remedy boredom. Expect the kiddos to be laughing and sharing their new favorite jokes in no time. Excellent for early readers! (Though you may find yourself entertained as well) Order the Paperback version of this book, and receive the Kindle eBook version included for FREE
  • Fish Jokes: Funny Fish Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, July 30, 2014)
    Funny Fish Jokes for Kids!Funny and Hilarious Fish Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny fish jokesCute and colorful illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny jokes from this book...Q: Why do fish dislike basketball?A: They don’t like to get too close to the net!HAHA!Q: Which fish costs the most?A: Goldfish!LOL!Q: Why do penguins eat fish?A: Because donuts get too soggy in the water!HAHA!Funny Fish Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and Hilarious Jokes!This funny joke book is full of jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Vampire Jokes for Kids: Funny, Clean Vampire Jokes For Children

    Share The Love Gifts

    language (Giggle Press, Sept. 25, 2017)
    What do vampires say when you do them a favor?“Fangs a lot!” :DThere is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and have some fun. So keep the family entertained with these Vampire jokes for kids.Vampire jokes for kids is a brilliant Halloween gift, it’s packed full of jokes that will get them rolling on the floor with laughter.