Barrack Room Ballads: Original
Rudyard Kipling
Paperback
(Independently published, May 25, 2020)
The Barrack-Room Ballads are a set of martial songs and poems by Rudyard Kipling originally published in two parts: the first set in 1892, the second in 1896. Many have become classic military ditties, still well known, and are closely linked to British imperialism in many minds, particularly Gunga Din, Tommy and Danny Deever.Danny DeeverâWhat are the bugles blowinâ for?â said Files-on-Parade. âTo turn you out, to turn you outâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. âWhat makes you look so white, so white?â said Files-on-Parade. âIâm dreadinâ what Iâve got to watchâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. For theyâre hanginâ Danny Deever, you can hear the Dead March play, The regimentâs in âollow squareâtheyâre hanginâ him to-day; Theyâve taken of his buttons off anâ cut his stripes away, Anâ theyâre hanginâ Danny Deever in the morninâ.âWhat makes the rear-rank breathe so âard?â said Files-on-Parade. âItâs bitter cold, itâs bitter coldâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. âWhat makes that front-rank man fall down?â said Files-on-Parade. âA touch oâ sun, a touch oâ sunâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. They are hanginâ Danny Deever, they are marchinâ of âim round, They âave âalted Danny Deever by âis coffin on the ground; Anâ âeâll swing in âarf a minute for a sneakinâ shootinâ houndâ O theyâre hanginâ Danny Deever in the morninâ! ââIs cot was right-âand cot to mineâ, said Files-on-Parade. ââEâs sleepinâ out anâ far to-nightâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. âIâve drunk âis beer a score oâ timesâ, said Files-on-Parade. ââEâs drinkinâ bitter beer aloneâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. They are hanginâ Danny Deever, you must mark âim to âis place, For âe shot a comrade sleepinââyou must look âim in the face; Nine âundred of âis county anâ the regimentâs disgrace, While theyâre hanginâ Danny Deever in the morninâ.âWhatâs that so black aginâ the sun?â said Files-on-Parade. âItâs Danny fightinâ âard for lifeâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. âWhatâs that that whimpers overâead?â said Files-on-Parade. âItâs Dannyâs soul thatâs passinâ nowâ, the Colour-Sergeant said. For theyâre done with Danny Deever, you can âear the quickstep play, The regimentâs in column, anâ theyâre marchinâ us away; Ho! the young recruits are shakinâ, anâ theyâll want their beer to-day, After hanginâ Danny Deever in the morninâ.TommyI went into a public-âouse to get a pint oâ beer, The publican âe up anâ sez, âWe serve no red-coats here.â The girls beâind the bar they laughed anâ giggled fit to die, I outs into the street again anâ to myself sez I: O itâs Tommy this, anâ Tommy that, anâ âTommy, go awayâ; But itâs âThank you, Mister Atkinsâ, when the band begins to play, The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play, O itâs âThank you, Mister Atkinsâ, when the band begins to play.I went into a theatre as sober as could be, They gave a drunk civilian room, but âadnât none for me; They sent me to the gallery or round the music-âalls, But when it comes to fightinâ, Lord! theyâll shove me in the stalls! For itâs Tommy this, anâ Tommy that, anâ âTommy, wait outsideâ; But itâs âSpecial train for Atkinsâ when the trooperâs on the tide, The troopshipâs on the tide, my boys, the troopshipâs on the tide, O itâs âSpecial train for Atkinsâ when the trooperâs on the tide.