Books with title Pirate Pug

From the bestspelling author of These Words comes a story so powerful that will make you forget everything. You will be a baby again! Praise for I, Pirate A once-in-a-while kind of book! – The New York Times Square I didn't pay for this book! – famousAuthor Bought this on sale 2-for-1. Too expensive! I took many bathroom breaks! – seniorKane 4 stars. Product is great. However, I discovered that it works best if you sit on it. The itchiness and the swelling disappeared. The paperback format better suited my needs. I’m removing a star because there is still some lingering smell. - amazonReviewer It was either this or a cinder block around my ankles! – Toni Cannolini, former Mafia Boss Where are the faeries? Where are the vampires? Where is the love triangle? – famousBlogger I laughed so hard I swallowed my dentures! I don't know where they are now! – aFriendOfSeniorKane I feel like I've read this book before! – seniorKane A must read for anyone hoping to be a pirate someday. – The Internet It's even better than the first book! – seniorKane

Fun Phones are board books for toddlers—and they're shaped exactly like cell phones! A make-believe key pad decorates each front cover, so kids can pretend to dial and phone a friend. Or they can press the plastic button located just beneath the key pad and listen to the phone ring. It sounds exactly like a real cell phone. When they open the book's front cover, they'll find an amusing little story with bright, full-color illustrations on every board page. In this story, Pip and his crew are bound for Treasure Island, looking for gold. As they travel, friends call to see who will get there first.

Big Jobs! is a new narrative non-fiction series covering popular historical topics through a variety of colourful jobs in a down-to-earth, readable style, with plenty of toilet humour! Each chapter features a double page fact spread and there is a glossary at the end. In Pirate you are sailing to Jamaica when you are captured by a scurvy crew of pirates. Experience what it's like to live on a pirate ship and to follow their ways! Life will be tough and punishments hard, but it's not all bad news. There's friendship among the men, and there's treasure to be had, too! You'll find it's a big job being a pirate.