Books with title No Monsters

Three very silly stories in the best traditions of British humour. Meet a cast of cowards, dreamers, drunks, manipulators, incompetents, liars, and cheats. "CANNIBAL FIESTA" – Burnt-out filmmaker, Barry Tempest, is given one last chance to save his career. He must deliver a fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Smith family (who emigrated from the Amazon rainforest to England). How well has the family acclimatised to the British way of life? Witness the annual gathering of the Amazootoo clans and some unexpected revelations. "A PUBLIC INCONVENIENCE" – Scrimpton-on-Sea is a traditional south coast resort. The disappearance of the bowls team leads to the discovery that the town’s public convenience has caught a black hole. Wily Mayor Grimsdale convenes the hapless Emergency Response Committee in an effort to find the missing pensioners and destroy the cosmological menace. Local government at its very best. "THE PERVERTING OF SISTER MARY" – When disenfranchised Terry Martin is killed unexpectedly and awakes in Heaven, he is condemned to work in a joyless cubicle farm. After upsetting just about everyone, the mysterious Gloria suggests Terry should defect to the opposition. Terry soon finds himself in a bitter corporate battle between Heaven and Hell, and Sister Mary is the deal-breaker. Adult fiction with occasional strong language. Humorous depiction of cannibalism. Those with strong religious beliefs may be offended. Hypocrisy and double standards are challenged.

There are monsters living inside Noam’s tummyNobody knows that, not even Mommy…Their names are raging Furiel, worried Fearona, spiteful Blames, shaming Embarrassitis and Lonely Bones; and boy oh boy, do they give Noam a hard time in challenging moments of his everyday life! Will Mommy and Daddy undrestand him?A perfect read-together for grownups who do not believe in monsters, and their children who do… this lovely picture book is first and foremost fun, with colorful illustrations, rhyming verse and loads of imagination.Written by a Clinical Psychologist, it is also an effective tool for teachers, therapists, and caretakers of all types, who work with young children, to use as an icebreaker or discussion stimulator about delicate issues such as anxiety, behavioral functions, shyness, and empowerment.

Moe Wilson, boy genius, and soon to be acknowledged ‘smartest kid in the world’ can name the capital city of every country, can power his computers with compost and can hack university firewalls. Moe Wilson can do just about anything, almost. His super-brain has consistently failed to help him achieve what he desires most: the love of his grade school sweetheart Matilda Rottinger and ending arch-bully Bran Fong’s reign of terror at JFK Middle School. Will desperation drive Moe to do the right thing, or will he exploit the ancient knowledge that he’s accidentally discovered and raise a legion of monsters from nothing but darkness to solve his problems?

While land-dwelling dinosaurs get a lot of attention, prehistoric seas were teeming with weird-looking creatures, too. Some of them were just as ferocious as any T. rex, like the Megalodon with its massive teeth and bottomless appetite. Swamps, lakes, rivers, and estuaries were also dangerous places for land animals, just ask the prey of the "super croc," the Sarcosuchus. Dino fans will love diving in to this fact-filled book. Exciting text and colorful images will spark their imaginations to run wild and make them happy these creatures aren't still looking for a tasty bite!

Two monsters live on either side of a mountain. Sometimes they talk through the hole in the mountain, but they never see each other. One evening, they get into a silly argument about whether day is departing or night is arriving, which escalates into a rock throwing fight, which eventually destroys the mountain, and enables the monsters to see each other's point of view and live together as friends.

The darkest parts of your brain house your darkest fears. Readers learn about the monsters that lurk in the shadows of their closet and beyond. They also discover the origin story of famous creatures like the Loch Ness Monster, and why people have searched for werewolves, dragons, and other creatures for centuries. Readers can also take a quiz to see if you could tackle the toughest monsters in the worldand make it out alive.

Every Child Can be a Reading Star Funny monsters are ready to move. Can you move like the monsters? Monsters Move is part of the Reading Stars series. Reading Star books are for kids at the very beginning of a lifetime love of reading. Each book features less than 50 words and uses repetition to build confidence. Monsters Move is 28 pages long and features 19 different words for your child to master. The words are: a, art, bath, do, fart, groove, laugh, leap, love, make, mix, monsters, move, noise, sleep, take, to, toys, tricks