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Books with title 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Hilarious and Funny Jokes

  • Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (Grassroot Books, Jan. 18, 2013)
    Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for KidsThis Jokes for Kids Book offers 299 of the funniest jokes ever. Kid tested, Kid approved! These jokes are great to tell over and over and will have you rolling in laughter and impressing your toughest friends! Perfect for children ages 9 to 12.What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!.Doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog. I see. Sit and Roll over so I can take a look.You will get many clean jokes like these, which are great for the whole family. Perfect for long car trips and lazy sundays, this book will keep you entertained and your minds sharp! Laughter is the best recipe to cheer up a friend or brighten a day. This Jokes for Kids book will make sure you are armed with funny jokes for any situation and you'll easily be the funniest kid at school.Ensure you're the talk of the town with this Jokes for Kids book.In this Kids Joke Book you will get:299 of the funniest clean jokes for kidsKnock-knock jokes to test on your familyHilarious Sports jokesTongue Twister jokes to trick your friendsBONUS: A special category of clever jokes: Word Play jokes!Note from the Author“I've been telling jokes for years and growing up in school I was the class clown! Over the years, I've compiled this list of the funniest jokes for kids!”
  • Christmas Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes and Riddles for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (Independently published, Nov. 16, 2017)
    Lots of hilarious holiday laughs for kids!Makes a wonderful stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for children.From the #1 bestselling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more.Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!♦ Also available in eBook and audiobook formats ♦Lots of hilarious Christmas jokes and riddlesFun Christmas puzzles and mazes includedFantastic for early and beginning readersThis book is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family at home or school.Q: What was the barber’s favorite Christmas song?A: Oh comb all ye faithful!Q: What do you call a singing elf?A: A wrapper!Q: What song do Santa’s elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!Scroll up and click buy to grab these hilarious holiday jokes today!
  • Jokes for Kids: Funny Bunny and Rabbit Jokes for Kids: Funny and Hilarious Rabbit Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    eBook (Funny and Hilarious Joke Books - Joke King's Laugh Lab, Aug. 7, 2014)
    KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME MEMBERS can read this book for FREE!Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious bunny and rabbit jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest bunny rabbit jokes in the world!The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and rabbit jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! It's a funny bunny joke book.WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you laugh and be hoppy!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A: It has four rabbit's feet!HAHA!Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?A: He didn't have the hare fare!LOL!Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?A: On their bunnymoon!HAHA!Q: Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?A: Bunny and Clyde!LOL!Q: What's a rabbit's favorite song?A: Hoppy Birthday to You!HAHA!Q: How do rabbit brush their fur?A: With a harebrush!LOL!Q: What do you call a rabbit millionaire?A: A bunny with money!HAHA!Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was in the sun too long?A: A runny bunny!Funny and hilarious rabbit and bunny jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!Your funny bunny friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of rabbit and bunny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about rabbits will make hop and giggle with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to hop on your copy today!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: rabbit, bunny, jokes, online, rabbit jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about rabbits, bunnies, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, bunny rabbit, baby rabbits, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, best jokes, funniest jokes, rabbit jokes, bunny jokes, funny bunny, hilarious, jokes online funny bunny comedy, hilarious jokes, laugh, laughing, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, kids jokes about rabbits, funny rabbit books, kindle book, kindle joke book
  • Knock Knock! 101 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

    I.P. Knightly

    eBook (eQuivia Books"TM, Jan. 9, 2014)
    Knock, knockWho’s there?Justin.Justin who?Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.Everyone loves a good Knock Knock joke and here are 101 of the very best. These simple and entertaining books are a great way to promote your children interest in books and reading these fun books out loud is a great way to boost their self confidence. They can entertain their friends at school, make their teacher's giggle and have the whole family laughing at the dinner table So kids! while your sister makes pretty bracelets on her rainbow loom, you can thrill her and the rest of the family with these hilarious crazy zany knock knock jokesREVIEWS5.0 out of 5 stars Great fun book By J.A.Golden A very well recommended book with a lot of fun jokes. Some were great to remember, some I've never heard before.Looking forward to more books from the same author. Keep them coming :-)Thanks! 5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and EntertainingBy PK Mayer In “Knock Knock! 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids” I.P. Knightly (I sure hope so!) does a great job of introducing homonyms – those lovely words that sound the same but have different meanings – to younger minds in form of fun little knock, knock jokes. What a fun way to learn the oddities of our language!This book is fun and entertaining. Well worth the read! 5.0 out of 5 stars Knock Knock whos there? September 9, 2013 By Gems Great Book. I havent heard some of these knock knock jokes since I was a kid. These bring back alot of great memories for myself and my kid loves them. Great job author
  • Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes

    Lizzy Burbank

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Sept. 10, 2013)
    Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Knock, Knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus falling, run away! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey is not working. Open the door. The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children In Lizzy's third Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 300 hilarious, knee-slapping knock-knock jokes. These jokes cover a range of categories and are super funny, including that dash of corniness we've all grown to love from funny knock knock jokes (what knock-knock joke isn't a bit corny?!). As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble. This funny Knock Knock Jokes book will have your children reading, talking, laughing, and socializing with other kids and adults. This Knock Knock Jokes Book includes: 301 funny knock knock jokes, kid approved A variety of categories, including knock on foods, knock on names, and knock on places Each joke has been tried and tested to ensure optimal funniness Jokes are neatly laid out with a Table of Contents to allow for quick and easy viewing Go Ahead & Grab Your Copy Today - Your Kids Will Thank Your For It
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  • Christmas Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Hey Sup Bye Publishing, Aug. 7, 2014)
    Funny Christmas Jokes for KidsMakes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for kids that love jokes!Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of classic Christmas and holiday jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes. Lots of moaners and groaners in this hilarious Christmas joke collection.Makes a wonderful gift for silly kids and joke lovers. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!Funny and hilarious holiday jokesMakes the perfect gift or stocking stufferLots of silly fun and laughterFrom the book...Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?A: Because it’s in Decembrrr!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents?A: Santa Paws!♦ ♦ ♦Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?A: Crisp Cringle!Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Makes a perfect birthday gift or stocking stuffer for kids. Share a laugh today!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  • 100+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    eBook (Johnny B. Laughing, Sept. 23, 2014)
    Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100+ knock knock funny jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsBONUS INCLUDED --> FREE Joke Book Download101 Funny Jokes (see link inside)Download a free joke book with purchase of this book!From this Funny Joke Book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Cheese!Cheese who?Cheese a jolly good fellow!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Wade!Wade who?Wade up! I am behind!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Claude!Claude who?Claude up by the cat!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Water!Water who?Water you doing this weekend?HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Tank!Tank who?You are welcome!Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor, preteen, young adult laughing, kids comedy
  • Dog Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 10, 2017)
    Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for KidsJohnny B. Laughing provides children ages 6-10 many hours of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of dog jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.150+ funny and hilarious dog jokesSilly and cute dog illustrationsMakes the perfect gift for early and beginning readersMakes a wonderful gift for kids and dog lovers for any occasion!From the book...Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?A: His bark was much worse than his bite!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Why was the mother flea so unhappy?A: All her children have gone to the dogs.♦ ♦ ♦Q: What kind of dog is a person’s best friend?A: A palmatian!Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
  • 250+ Farm Animal Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Farm Animal Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Johnny B. Laughing Books, Aug. 31, 2014)
    250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!Kindle Unlimited & Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.250+ funny jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the referee calling fowls!HAHA!Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?A: Udder chaos!LOL!Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?A: He always said neigh (nay).HAHA!Q: Where do bad pigs go?A: They get sent to the pen.LOL!Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!HAHA!Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?A: Cows-mopolitan!LOL!Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: He had the knight off!250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
  • 151+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    LOL Club

    eBook (LOL Funny Jokes Club, Aug. 18, 2014)
    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes in the World!Did you know that laughing can have a positive physical and mental effects on the body! Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book.Share a funny joke with a friend today!151+ funny knock knock jokes for kidsHilarious knock knock comedy and humorLots of funny jokes and entertainmentAre you looking for funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids?With this MASSIVE collection of funny knock knock jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny knock knock jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in story-tellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create repoire with othersLaugh until it hurts...Knock knock!Who’s there?Etch!Etch who?Bless you!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Jamaica!Jamaica who?Jamaica me crazy!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Tank!Tank who?You are welcome!LOL Funny Jokes ClubThe LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Laugh until it hurts!Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee!Tags: funny jokes, joke book, joke books, funny jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock, jokes ebook, ebook, ebooks, books, jokes, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny knock knock jokes, funny knock knock jokes for kids, kids joke book, childrens joke book, knock knock jokes for children, kindle joke book, kindle books, funny jokes, book, comedy, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, club, lol jokes, haha, funny joke book, funny joke books, funny jokes, hilarious, ebook, ages 6-8, ages 4-8, ages 9-12, jokes, beginning readers, beginner reading, early readers, ebooks, kid jokes, laugh, laughter, laughing, funny books, e books, ebook download, jokes, joke book, funny jokes, funny joke books
  • Christmas Jokes for Kids: Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes

    Jimmy Giggles

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 29, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Christmas JokesYou will giggle so hard at these funny Christmas jokes. It's the best time of year to share comedy and humor!Hilarious Christmas jokesExcellent for early readersFun for kids, teens, or adultsFrom the book...Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?A: Jungle bells!Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents?A: Santa Paws!Q: How does Santa take Christmas pictures?A: With his North Polaroid!Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:Help you bond with friends and familyLighten tense situationsHelp you make friendsGreat conversation startersPerfect for texts and status updatesScroll up and click buy to start laughing today!
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  • Zombie Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, Oct. 6, 2014)
    Zombie Halloween Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween zombie jokes for children.50+ Funny and Hilarious Zombie Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monsters. With cute and silly monster illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Zombie jokes from this book...Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!~HAHA!~Q: What kind of vehicle did the zombie purchase?A: A monster truck!~LOL!~Q: What did the zombie say after he ate a comedian?A: This tastes funny!~HAHA!~Q: On which day do zombies eat people?A: On Chewsday!~LOL!~Q: Where’s the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?A: The LIVING room!Funny Halloween and Zombie Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 50 funny zombie jokesCute and colorful monster illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudCute and Hilarious Jokes About Zombie!This funny joke book is full of zombies, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!