Books in Kids Joke Books series

What’s got big ears, a tail and squeaks when you blow into it? A Mouse Organ. Mr Krispell’s Kid’s Joke Book contains hundreds and hundreds of new jokes, classic jokes and hilariously daft poems. Every page is fully illustrated with wonderfully silly drawings for children age 6 to 99 years of age. If you’re looking for a classic children’s book that parents will also enjoy, this book will not disappoint.

What do you get when there’s an earthquake on the dairy farm?a. A milkshake!You’re only 9 once! So, enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Sure, to get the whole family groaning, and your best friends rolling on the floor with laughter!Featuring: An awesome collection of side-splitting jokes for 9-year olds, that can be shared with the whole family!There’s a ‘From’ box on the inside page, - so the giver can write their name, making an extra special gift- or an alternative to a birthday/Christmas card/special occasion card.Beautiful glossy front cover!This must have book is a guaranteed winner for all 9 year olds. Something both you and your kids can enjoy.Why did the teacher talk to her eyeballs?a. Because she was teaching her pupils!Click “Add to Cart” now and let the good times roll!

IP Grinning presents... '299 Short Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What did the cop slug say to the escaping robber slug? I'll get you next slime! What do you call a green monster that you can flick across a room? The bogey-man! What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth! Doctor, doctor, I’ve been telling everyone I'm a spider! That’s a web of lies! What's the difference between an alien and a cookie? Have you ever tried dunking an alien in your milk? Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep! How do you feel? Baa-d, really baa-d! What happened when Ray discovered an alien with a laser gun? He became an ex-Ray! What happened when the chicken decided to sleep under a car? She woke oily the next morning! What do you call a guard with 100 legs? A sentrypede! What’s the best way to help starving monsters? Give them a hand! What do gorillas wear in the kitchen? Ape-rons! Where did the pit bull terrier sit at the movies? Anywhere it wanted! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

Funny knock knock jokes for kids! If your kids love knock knock jokes, they're going to love this book. Kids of all ages will find the knock knock jokes in this book hilarious. These funny knock knock jokes for kids are sure to make your kids laugh out loud. They'll also elicit a chuckle or two from the older crowd. Buy this book today for tons of fun.

IP Grinning presents... '299 Funny Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken? He got tyrannosaurus pecks! Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom? Because they have a silent P! Why do you rarely see a lionfish? They can’t hold the rods with their paws! What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the alien green? It hadn’t taken its space sickness pills! Why do dogs always run in circles? Because they don’t know how many sides a rectangle has! Why don’t crabs share their food? Because they're shellfish! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

IP Grinning presents... 'A Monster Book of Jokes', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the leopard wearing a striped jumper? So he wouldn't be spotted! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman! Keep cool and I’ll be with you in a moment! What kind of dinosaur was always crashing trucks? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! History teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Pupil: At the bottom! Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? They can't afford new ones! Why did the elephant paint its toenails lots of different colors? To hide in a bowl of M&M’s! What happened when a man tried to cross a tiger with a sheep? He had to get a new sheep! Why are ghosts so polite? They don’t spook until spooken to! Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a pen – what should I do? Use a pencil! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.