Miss Billy's Decision
Eleanor H. Porter
Paperback
(Independently published, June 27, 2020)
Calderwell had met Mr. M. J. Arkwright in Londonthrough a common friend; since then they had trampedhalf over Europe together in a comradeship that was asdelightful as it was unusual. As Calderwell put it in a letterto his sister, Belle:âWe smoke the same cigar and drink the same tea (he'sjust as much of an old woman on that subject as I am!),and we agree beautifully on all necessary points of living,from tipping to late sleeping in the morning; while as forpolitics and religionâwe disagree in those just enough tolend spice to an otherwise tame existence.âFarther along in this same letter Calderwell touchedupon his new friend again.âI admit, however, I would like to know his name. To findout what that mysterious 'M. J.' stands for has got to bepretty nearly an obsession with me. I am about ready topick his pocket or rifle his trunk in search of some lurking'Martin' or 'John' that will set me at peace. As it is, Iconfess that I have ogled his incoming mail and hisoutgoing baggage shamelessly, only to be slapped in theface always and everlastingly by that bland 'M. J.' I've gotmy revenge, now, though. To myself I call him 'MaryJane'âand his broad-shouldered, brown-bearded six feetof muscular manhood would so like to be called 'MaryJane'! By the way, Belle, if you ever hear of murder andsudden death in my direction,