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  • Vampire Jokes for Kids!

    Henry Baker

    language (, June 9, 2013)
    Have a frighteningly good time with these hilarious kid-tested (and kid-approved) vampire jokes for kids.Children ages 6 to 10 will love these clever, silly, and just plain scarily funny jokes.Including…* What is the favorite test that vampires love to take?A blood test.* What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?A blood hound.* What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?A coffin break.* What happened at the vampires’ race?It finished neck and neck.* What flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?Vein-illa.* How would a vampire manage with only one fang?He'd just have to grin and bare it* How did Dracula fall in love with his wife?It was love at first bite* Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?He couldn't bear stakes* What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.…and Much More!
  • Vampire Jokes: Funny Riddles and Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Johnny B. Laughing, Sept. 20, 2017)
    Funny and Hilarious Vampire Jokes and Riddles for KidsJohnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of vampire jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.Makes a wonderful Halloween goodie bag gift for kids and joke lovers!Funny and hilarious vampire jokesSilly and cute illustrations for younger readersMakes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers"Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing"From the book...Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a mummy?A: Something would not want to unwrap!♦ ♦ ♦Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice-cream flavor?A: Vein-illa!♦ ♦ ♦Q: Why are vampires always tough competition?A: They’re always out for blood!Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your fangs on a copy today!
  • Jokes For Very Funny Kids

    Team Golfwell

    eBook (, May 3, 2019)
    If you like children's jokes, you'll love this book. JOKES FOR VERY FUNNY KIDS (BIG & LITTLE) is a children's joke book containing funny kid’s jokes, one-liners, LEGO jokes, Q & A jokes, short jokes, long jokes, puns, tongue twisters, corny jokes, silly jokes, easy & hard riddles (for the whole family to solve), knock-knocks, brainteasers, and more! This book makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child - big or little! This book has been tested out on kids, and they have lots of laughs and wind up laughing out loud and sharing funny jokes with everyone! A great stocking stuffer!Tags: Early learning, improve memory, jokes and riddles, jokes book, jokes book for kids, jokes children, jokes for kids, jokes kids, kids jokes, activity book, activities, knock-knock jokes, Q & A jokes, riddles, brainteasers, tongue twisters, riddles and trick questions, riddle book, riddle book for kids, riddles for kids, riddles for kids 9-12, jokes and riddles for kids, jokes and riddles, best kids jokes and riddles, best kid jokes, family fun, family activities, children’s jokes, funny jokes for kids, children’s activities, precocious children, joke books for kids, joke books for kids 5-7, joke books for kids 8-9, joke books for kids 10-12, joke books for kids 12-14, puns, LEGO Jokes.
  • Fun Jokes For Funny Kids

    Myles O'Smiles, Camilo Luis Berneri

    eBook (Crimson Hill Books, Feb. 20, 2018)
    What did one flea say to the other?"Should we walk, or take the dog?”The first book in Myles O’Smiles’ clean and kid-pleasing children’s word-games series. Hilarious fun jokes with cartoons to read and share for fans of Silly Willy, J. J. Wiggins and Rob Elliott.FUN JOKES FOR FUNNY KIDS is a children’s joke book with spectacularly silly jokes, ridiculous riddles and tricky tongue-twisters with cartoon illustrations.Readers ages 6 to 10 and older will laugh as they share these jokes, including old favorites and some new ones they’ve never heard before!Great for young readers, new readers and ESL students!All these funny jokes are kid-tested, family-friendly and spectacularly silly! Hours of laughter and good clean fun!Includes a lesson on: How to tell a good joke and always get the laugh!
  • Sports Jokes For Kids: Funny Sports Jokes For Kids

    Grant Fox

    eBook (Mason Hill Press, April 3, 2015)
    Funny Joke Books For Kids Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skillsHilarious JokesYour child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.Good For Your HealthLaughter is the best medicine. It is your cheapest and healthiest way to cope up with your daily stress. Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. It has got a collection of some really funny and silly jokes for every occasion.Major BenefitKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.About The AuthorGrant Fox has been a Joke and storyteller for years.Grant loves to laugh out loud and his laugh is very infectious.His goal is to make as many people as possible live a happier healthier life through laughter.Grant lives with his wife and children in the South of England. Scroll up and buy now.
  • Food Jokes: Funny Food Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, July 27, 2014)
    Hilarious Food Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean food jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. With silly jokes and cute illustrations, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.50 Funny food jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childIncludes vibrant illustrations to enjoy while readingGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny jokes from this book...Q: Why were the pickles embarrassed?A: They saw the salad dressing!~HAHA!~Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?A: Four fish got battered!~LOL!~Q: Why did the students eat their exam?A: The teacher said that it was a piece of cake!~HAHA!~Q: What did the bun say to the hot dog?A: I told you to stop touching my buns!~LOL!~Funny Food Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)This funny joke book is full of hilarious food jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Jokes for Kids: Vampire Jokes for Kids!: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, Aug. 6, 2014)
    Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids!55+ Funny and Hilarious Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Cute and Colorful Illustrations)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean vampire and Halloween jokes for children.KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME can read for FREE!Over 55 funny halloween vampire jokesCute and silly illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childThis book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Vampire jokes from this Halloween book...Q: What is Dracula’s favorite flavor ice cream?A: Vein-illa!~HAHA!~Q: Why did the vampire go to hospital?A: He wanted to get his ghoulstones removed!~LOL!~Q: Where is Dracula’s American office?A: The Vampire State Building!~HAHA!~Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?A: Coffin syrup!~LOL!~Funny Vampire Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about vampires. With cute and silly Halloween illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Vampires!This funny joke book is full of vampire, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly vampires will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: funny halloween jokes for kids, halloween, vampires, vampire, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, vampire books, vampires, halloween, monster jokes, halloween costume joke books, books, boo, halloween jokes book, ebook, kids books, kids halloween books, vampire halloween jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, joke books, books for kids, childrens book, halloween, halloween kids books, vampire books, funny, funny jokes, funny book, funny trick or treat jokes, joke book, creepy crawlers books, funny book, joke books, hilarious, funny free joke book, book about halloween, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy, halloween book for kids, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy, funny jokes, ebook, lol, funny joke books, hilarious, laughing, e books, funny joke books
  • Knock Knock Jokes For Kids: Funny Jokes for kids

    Anna Alexander

    eBook
    Knock Knock Jokes For Kids This is a huge collection of knock knock jokes for kids. These jokes are clean, safe, kid friendly and parent approved! These funny knock knock jokes are listed by section to make it easier to find jokes that you’re looking for. So, in this edition of the book you will find jokes:Animal Jokes Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Snow Knock-Knock JokesChristmas Knock Knock JokesStar Wars Knock-Knock JokesFood Knock Knock JokesName Knock Knock JokesOther Funny Knock Knock JokesScroll up and click “Buy now with 1-Click” to download your copy now!© copyright 2019 All Rights Reserved!Tags: knock knock jokes for kids, Animal Jokes, knock knock jokes, Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Snow Knock-Knock Jokes, Christmas Knock Knock Jokes, Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes, Food Knock Knock Jokes, Name Knock Knock Jokes, Other Funny Knock Knock Jokes, knock knock jokes for kids 5-7, knock knock jokes for kids 4-6, knock knock jokes for kids 9-12, knock knock jokes for kids kindle
  • Cat Jokes: Funny Cat Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    language (Arnie Lightning Books, Aug. 10, 2014)
    Funny and Hilarious Cat Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about cats. With cute and silly cat illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Also, the images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-reader, phones, and tablets. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny book...Q: What do you call a cat that wakes up with an alarm clock?A: Catsup.~HAHA!~Q: What is it called when a cat stops?A: Paws!~LOL!~Q: Why does everyone love cats?A: They are purr-fect pets!~HAHA!~Q: What cat should you avoid playing games with?A: A cheetah!~LOL!~Q: What is every cat's favorite song?A: Three Blind Mice!~HAHA!~Q: What did the cat say to the fish?A: I have a bone to pick with you!Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Over 60 funny jokes!Cute and colorful cat illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and Hilarious Jokes About Cats, Kittens, and Kitty Cats!This funny joke book is full of cat jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about cats and kittens will claw you up with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this PURR-fect joke book today!
  • Dog Jokes: Funny Dog Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 5, 2016)
    100+ Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about dogs and puppies.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny dog joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.100+ funny dog and puppy jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Where do you usually find lost dogs?A: It all depends on where you lose them!HAHA!Q: What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?A: A bud hound!LOL!Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?A: A jolly collie!HAHA!Q: What kind of dog is a human's best friend?A: Palmation!LOL!Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the front yard?A: Put him in the back yard!HAHA!Q: Why did the dog run in circles?A: Because it is not that easy to run in squares!This funny joke book is full of funny dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on this funny joke book!
  • Knock Knock!: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    language (Johnny B. Laughing, Aug. 3, 2014)
    Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!150+ Jokes: Box Set Collection (3 books in 1)Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.150+ funny knock knock jokes!Excellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudFunny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kidsKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny book...Knock knock!Who’s there?Nadia!Nadia who?Nadia head while the music plays!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Zany!Zany who?Zany one home? Open up!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Alfredo!Alfredo who?Alfredo the dark! Please open the door!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Hugo!Hugo who?Hugo first!Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will make you and your friends giggle. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website.Bonus Included! -- FREE JOKE BOOK DOWNLOAD!101 FREE Funny Jokes (Free eBook download with purchase)Download your copy upon purchase (see link inside book).Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: knock knock, knock knock jokes for kids, funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, knock knock jokes for kids, knock knock jokes, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, ages 5-12, ages 6-8, preteen, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, humor, comedy, kids comedy
  • LoL!: Funny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 9, 2016)
    LOL! Funny Jokes for KidsAre you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some fun games and puzzles too. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.101 funny jokes for kidsExcellent for early readersIncludes fun games and puzzlesGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudShort jokes, cheesy jokes, animal jokes, and MORE!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: What do cars do at a party?A: Brake dance!HAHA!Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?A: In a snow bank!LOL!Q: Why did the weather want privacy?A: It was changing!HAHA!Q: What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck?A: Money is tight these days!LOL!Q: What did the stamp say to the letter?A: I’ve become attached to you!HAHA!Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A: He was feeling crummy!Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
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