Monsters
Panther Nagasaki
language
(, March 5, 2019)
Three very silly stories in the best traditions of British humour. Meet a cast of cowards, dreamers, drunks, manipulators, incompetents, liars, and cheats. "CANNIBAL FIESTA" – Burnt-out filmmaker, Barry Tempest, is given one last chance to save his career. He must deliver a fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Smith family (who emigrated from the Amazon rainforest to England). How well has the family acclimatised to the British way of life? Witness the annual gathering of the Amazootoo clans and some unexpected revelations. "A PUBLIC INCONVENIENCE" – Scrimpton-on-Sea is a traditional south coast resort. The disappearance of the bowls team leads to the discovery that the town’s public convenience has caught a black hole. Wily Mayor Grimsdale convenes the hapless Emergency Response Committee in an effort to find the missing pensioners and destroy the cosmological menace. Local government at its very best. "THE PERVERTING OF SISTER MARY" – When disenfranchised Terry Martin is killed unexpectedly and awakes in Heaven, he is condemned to work in a joyless cubicle farm. After upsetting just about everyone, the mysterious Gloria suggests Terry should defect to the opposition. Terry soon finds himself in a bitter corporate battle between Heaven and Hell, and Sister Mary is the deal-breaker. Adult fiction with occasional strong language. Humorous depiction of cannibalism. Those with strong religious beliefs may be offended. Hypocrisy and double standards are challenged.