Books in Giggle Fit series

Creepy, crawly, slimy, and FUNNY! All the creatures of the insect world, from caterpillars to tarantulas, are in on the joke, and kids will love it. Why are spiders good at baseball? They catch lots of flies. What should you do if your pet mosquito is hungry? Take it out for a bite. With bright and humorous illustrations throughout, these quirky quips will guarantee giggles.

It’s a wild creature feature, a gaggle of animal guffaws that will have youngsters rolling on the floor! What animals were the last to leave the ark? Elephants—they had to pack their trunks. What insect breathes fire? A dragonfly. If dogs go to obedience school, where do cats go? Kittygarden. And how about this: Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snake. Snake who? Snake me out to the ballgame....They’ll keep you in stitches!

What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!

What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs!

Creepy, crawly, slimy, and FUNNY! All the creatures of the insect world, from caterpillars to tarantulas, are in on the joke, and kids will love it. Why are spiders good at baseball? They catch lots of flies. What should you do if your pet mosquito is hungry? Take it out for a bite. With bright and humorous illustrations throughout, these quirky quips will guarantee giggles.

Boo-ha-ha! It's almost frightening how funny these jokes are. What makes the letter "G" so scary? It turns your host into a ghost. Why should you avoid vampires at dawn? Because they like a quick bite before they go to bed. How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch. Ghosts and Godzilla, skeletons and sea monsters, Dracula and Frankenstein, bats and spiders, and haunted houses: it's all alarmingly hilarious!

Halloween turns into a frightfully funny holiday with this collection of monstrously amusing jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Not even the scariest spook will be able to resist a laugh, especially with such side-splitting illustrations increasing the fun. What do you call a meat-eating pumpkin? A carve-avore. What do dogs dress up as on Halloween? Were-woofs. And what’s that eerie knocking at the door? Knock-knock. Who’s there?. Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana get back to my coffin before daybreak.All the little would-be vampires, witches, and goblins will be wearing a big smile along with their costumes.

Halloween turns into a frightfully funny holiday with this collection of monstrously amusing jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks, all featuring side-splitting illustrations. What do you call a meat-eating pumpkin? A carve-avore. What do dogs dress up as on Halloween? Were-woofs. All the little would-be vampires, witches, and goblins will be wearing a big smile along with their costumes.

It's a wild creature feature, a gaggle of animal guffaws that will have youngsters rolling on the floor! What animals were the last to leave the ark? Elephants--they had to pack their trunks. What insect breathes fire? A dragonfly. If dogs go to obedience school, where do cats go? Kittygarden. And how about this: Knock Knock. Who's there? Snake. Snake who? Snake me out to the ballgame...They'll keep you in stitches!

Enter a wonderful world of wackiness filled with riddles, knock-knocks, and crazy conversations. Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Day Scare Centers. Customer: Waiter, does your chef have chicken legs? Waiter: I don't know--I can't see under his apron. Where do they put tomatoes who break the law? Behind salad bars. A kooky collection of fun!