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  • The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids

    Kenn Nesbitt, Rafael Domingos

    eBook (Purple Room Publishing, Nov. 30, 2013)
    Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems.The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.REVIEWSIrrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children’s poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. A title guaranteed to generate “No, wait, read this one!” responses, The Armpit of Doom is more mayhem from one of the masters.(J. Patrick Lewis, U.S. Children’s Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library and many other books for children)Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poemsA funny one I think.And though it’s colored black and whiteWatch it tickle you PINK!(Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings)Is there anything Kenn Nesbitt can't write a poem about? The Armpit of Doom features five dozen poems full of clever wordplay, impeccable rhythms and funny punch lines. To borrow from one of Kenn's titles, Please Don't Read This Poem, my advice is, "Please do read this book!"(Bob Raczka, author of Guyku: A Year of Haiku for Boys and Lemonade: And Other Poems Squeezed from a Single Word)Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems)I liked ARMPIT (the book) a lot. Armpits are not my favorite body part. (Bruce Lansky, author of If Pigs Could Fly... And Other Deep Thoughts)Despite the many warnings ("Please Don't Read This Poem!") kids cannot escape the odorous allure of Nesbitt's THE ARM PIT OF DOOM! No problem. They won't want to! Instead they will find "There's only one solution. Here's what you'll have to do: Tell all your friends and family they shouldn't read it too!" (Charles Ghigna, AKA "Father Goose," author of Score! 50 Poems to Motivate and Inspire)What makes this collection most special are the contemporary details sprinkled throughout (the iPod, XBox, and Kindle, Red Bull, J.K. Rowling, scrunchies, computer woes). Kids will really love the clever nonsense in poems like "On the Thirty-Third of Januaugust" and "It's Fun to Leave the Spaces Out." Teachers, beware: theirsentencesmightlooklikethisforafewdaysafterreadingthisbook!" (Janet Wong, author of You Have to Write)Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious--yet oddly contemplative--wisdom of a child pondering the world.(Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)
  • Asbury High and the Parcels of Poison: Asbury High YA Cozy Mystery Series, Book 2

    Kelly Brady Channick, Susan Schafer

    eBook (Purple Milk Publishing, May 25, 2020)
    Asbury’s fearless foursome is back! Is their favorite hangout to blame for recent food poisonings? Or is there something more sinister at work?After an unprecedented first year of high school, the gang is ready for a relaxing summer vacation, although in Asbury, that may be easier said than done. This summer, the Food Network is running a summer special highlighting local hot spots, Carly, Maddie, Pilot and Cornelious are psyched to have the world’s best restaurant featured—their very own Brady’s! In fact, Maddie can almost forget that her arch-nemesis, Alexis Johnson, will also be on TV for winning the logo design for Caulfield’s Candies… almost.However, after patrons start falling ill, shoobies and locals alike point the finger at Brady’s and rumors of food poisoning. When Brady’s threatens to close its doors, Pilot realizes his mother’s job is in jeopardy, as well as his future in Asbury. With the aid of Cornelious’ wealthy cousin Dane, who spends every summer with the quartet, the gang is once again thrust into an investigation. Unfortunately, they find themselves thwarted by both the local police (who believe their recent success was due to luck, rather than skill), and Cornelious’ father, who has decided to run for Mayor of Asbury and cautions his son on the need to maintain a spotless public image. With a new pancake house on the boardwalk, Mainlanders invading their beaches, and the Pitbulls sneaking around and terrorizing shoobies (as usual), there’s no shortage of suspects. But can they solve the case before the summer, and Brady’s, are finished?
  • Cupcake and Her Friends

    Adira J Parker

    Hardcover (PINK & PURPLE PUBLISHING, July 16, 2020)
    Cupcake and Her Friends is a story about sugary sweets trying to find a new home in Sweetville. Sweetville is a beautiful land where all sorts of candy, cakes, ice cream and yummy treats are safe from being eaten by kids. Cupcake and Her friends are on their journey trying to make it to Sweetville.
  • Asbury High and the Thief's Gamble:

    Kelly Brady Channick, Susan Schafer, Alexandra Beyda

    eBook (Purple Milk Publishing, Feb. 3, 2020)
    Can four teens solve a puzzling whodunit that captivates their small town and baffles the police, all while starting high school?Besides years of close friendship and their shared confidence in each other, just what do a spunky smart tomboy, clever billionaire athlete, gossipy in-the-know cheerleader and technological genius have in common? When a string of burglaries threaten their coastal town, Maddie, Cornelious, Carly and Pilot embark on a mission to stop the crime spree and put things right.Unfortunately, solving crimes aren’t as easy as they seem on TV. The further they investigate, the more they find themselves constantly side-stepping tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum-like policemen, outsmarting local bully JB and his gang of misfits, and dealing with Cornelious’ billionaire father and Governor---who has disapproved of his son’s choice of friends for years. In addition to these obstacles, the foursome must also adapt to their evolving friendship with each other and their peers. But with upperclassmen, teachers, and teammates vying for their attention, the amateur sleuths must work even harder to root out the red-herrings from the true thief, before it’s too late.Asbury High and the Thief’s Gamble is the first book in young adult mystery series, that fans of good, old-fashioned mysteries will love. Amazon Reviews:“If you're looking for a read that'll keep you guessing, make you laugh out loud and serve as a reminder to the 'good ole days,' this is the book for you. Channick delivers a wonderful perspective on life as a teen, with some exciting twists that make the book a must read. She makes readers feel like part of the team and I personally found the details to be wildly refreshing and totally relate-able. Add this to your summer reading list!”“This was a fun and quick read with clever descriptive writing and a plot that keeps you guessing! As the book delved into the lives of the core four characters, Maddie, Cornelius, Pilot and Carly, you learn about their own individual struggles in the divided town of Asbury and begin to really care about these characters. Asbury High melded the best of comedy and mystery together! I’m excited to see what comes next!”
  • misUnderstood

    Bridget E. Baker

    (Purple Puppy Publishing, March 15, 2020)
    Chancery is counting on her older sister Melina to help her find the right path. The fate of the world rests on the outcome of that guidance. But not everyone wants the entire world to survive. As usual, the key to the future lies in the mistakes of the past. In a world where perfection is mandatory…Melina’s parents do not get along, not even a little bit. All Melina wants is to make her parents proud, to make them smile. But what brings joy to one causes the other to scowl. There’s only one thing they both agree upon—Melina must win in single combat at the Centennial Games. A single flaw renders you useless.Melodics requires complete understanding of your opponent. Melina has no trouble analyzing and comprehending the motivations of others, which makes her a force to be reckoned with. But as the end draws near, as success dangles just out of her grasp, she discovers she may not know herself as well as she thought. And the thing she has refused to accept might be the very cause of her downfall.
  • The Amendments to the Constitution

    Tamra Orr

    Library Binding (Purple Toad Publishing, Jan. 1, 2014)
    Reading the 27 amendments built into America's constitution may not seem exciting at first. Look beyond the old-fashioned phrasing and the government terms, however, and you will find remarkable details. You will meet political leaders and representatives struggling to make the wisest choices, American citizens fighting for basic rights, and a country that is constantly adjusting to the changes it faces with every passing year. The story behind each amendment is important to understand-and fascinating to learn.
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  • Unbreakable

    Milosh Zezelj

    Paperback (Golden Ribbon Publishing, July 26, 2020)
    Adam Christakis and his guardian angel, Caroline Spes, are on the run. When the angelic realm is suddenly rattled by a mysterious killing, the couple realizes how very close they are to death, itself. In the midst of great turbulence someone vaguely familiar appears. Could this individual help the couple win the fight in what already seems like a losing battle to them? Adam is introduced to an ancient prophecy which is already unfolding, he realizes, in the most vile and gruesome ways. Hoping to be able to stop the worst from happening, Adam and Caroline must get to the bottom of the secret about Adam’s fate, which lies below the streets of Belgrade, deep within the labyrinth under the Belgrade Fortress. Caroline must keep Adam alive at all cost, for death will always take what it comes for.
  • The Chosen: The Chronicles of Vespia Book 1

    Tom Horn, Vivienne Ainslie, Becky Stout

    Paperback (Purple Parrot Publishing, Feb. 1, 2019)
    Her eyes went to the newspaper. In bold headlines, it read: TWO MIDVALE TEENS FOUND SLAIN NEAR CARNIVAL GROUNDS.Bekka paced nervously in her room while she waited for Patricia Morgan to pick up her cell. “Come on!” she groaned impatiently. She was certain that Maragh’s dogs had killed Ginger and Scott. It was only a matter of time before they struck again. She had to move fast. The Gypsy fortune teller had stressed that they were running out of time.Bekka had to convince her friends to cross through a mystical portal to save themselves and everyone they cared about before Maragh struck again. They were going to have to take the fight to him in order to survive....
  • A Lil' Twirly Story of Candy

    Debra Ann Harkins, Thanh Huynh, Sergio Drumond

    language (Purple Owl Publishing, March 14, 2020)
    What is candy? Trying to answer that question turned out to be as hard as trying to find the raspberry crème in a box of assorted chocolates. .Professor, psychologist and 6x book author tells they zany story of candy in this 80-page sassy lil' book with loads of sweet history, timelines, recipes, puzzles and more. .Buy this book for your middle school child or anyone who loves their sweets. They'll like it almost as much as they like their candy. :)
  • Grandpa's Great RV Adventure

    Megan Shaffer

    Paperback (Blue Ribbon Publishing, Nov. 29, 2018)
    Woah! You will never believe some of the experiences this family encounters on their amazing RV adventure. With surprising twists and turns and unexpected events, this vacation is definitely one for the books! In this fun and heartwarming story, Big Sister and Little Brother are excited to take their very first RV road trip. They get to lend a hand when the RV suddenly breaks down and even encounter a baby kitten that is in need of rescuing.Grandpa’s Great RV Adventure is all about family togetherness. Valuable lessons are learned, obstacles are overcome, and simple life reminders are presented throughout the family’s entire journey.
  • Bradley Knows Everything

    Tyrone Void Jr, Gabrielle Walter

    eBook (Purple Owl Publishing, Sept. 15, 2019)
    Young Bradley is excited about all the new things he discovers. While going on a walk with Mom and Dad, Bradley learns more about new things, which ultimately leads him to a very important life lesson. Follow along this family fun ride to understand why Bradley Knows Everything
  • Real Estate 100: The Teen Home Buying Experience

    Lisa Puerto, Elijah Richard

    Paperback (Living Purple Publishing, Feb. 19, 2015)
    This is the FIRST TEEN real estate book teaching young readers the basics of real estate concepts. “Real Estate 100: The Teen Home Buying Experience” is a short and insightful book addressing the most common misconceptions or brain implants about the real estate experience. Through animated text messages and true-false questions, readers are guided to learning the basics of real estate concepts.This book is set to create a movement in teaching and showing a new generation of young adults, teens, and pre-teens the power of dreaming and achieving.The foreclosure crisis and mortgage subprime lending is a part of history our nation will not repeat if we are using the proper tools and teaching our children on how to be responsible producers and consumers of their Era. The concepts in this book are not state specific because it’s the real estate game uncovered. This is not Real Estate 101 for agents, but instead Real Estate 100 for our future. Like many pre-requisite courses or beginner's class you would need in college, let this be the first pre-requisite to home buying before high school culmination.Class is in session!