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  • The Camelot Kids

    Ben Zackheim, Ian Greenlee, Nathan Fox

    eBook (Crimson Myth Press, May 18, 2015)
    Drunk trolls. Undead wizards. Faerie cannibals. Just another Tuesday for Simon Sharp. Simon is a teen orphan, living on the streets of New York City. He steals for food. He's worn the same clothes for two weeks straight. He's invisible to the world.But Merlin isn't of this world, and the wizard is keeping an eye on Simon. New Camelot is in danger. The birds speak of soldiers gathering in a hidden kingdom. The rumbling landscape tells him the dragon is awake. And hungry after his 1007 year nap.Soon it will be time to bring the boy from the big city to Scotland. In the meantime, Merlin will tend to the 149 other smelly, hormonal descendants of the Knights of the Round Table. He hates teenagers. That's fine. They hate him back. He thinks he can handle it.Until he meets Simon Sharp.Get swept away on an adventure in a world both familiar and fantastic. Get your copy of The Camelot Kids!
  • The Kidnapped Prince

    John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young

    language (Crimson Myth Press, Sept. 28, 2016)
    A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest.Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three.They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was...The Kidnapped Prince is the fun fifth book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy great characters, fantasy worlds that don't take themselves too seriously, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy The Kidnapped Prince to join Gungren's quest today!
  • Saving Major Wiggles

    John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young

    language (Crimson Myth Press, July 14, 2017)
    A persnickety major. A giant mole who wants to play games. A war over a contractual dispute.Just as Gungren begins to complain about his time running out, he gets called in to do the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. But when Whizzfiddle complains that the quest is far too dangerous, the two argue. Then, due to a mixup, Gungren thinks his master has commanded that he just go off and handle the mission on his own...The tiny giant must join the military and find a major by the name of Wilbur Wiggles, an annoying fellow who thinks that war is managed by officers while drinking tea as lowly foot soldiers are moved around on a map. But the army has lost contact with the major and nobody knows where he is. Worse, General Lee Starvin has assigned Private Lostalot to lead Gungren through the field of battle, and it's soon learned that the private has more than earned the right to keep his surname...Saving Major Wiggles is the adventure-filled sixth book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy lovable characters, fun fantasy worlds, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy Saving Major Wiggles to watch over Gungren's shoulder today!
  • The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship

    John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young

    language (Crimson Myth Press, Nov. 29, 2017)
    A tiny giant. A depressed dragon. A mob boss who's trying to rig the game.The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every ten years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of twenty-five consecutive title defenses if she can pull in another win. But when it's learned that the Fates have decided to make Gungren join the event as the final leg of his three-part Fate Quest, the proverbial poop hits the fan...Gungren must travel across the Upperworld, go through training with old friends, and battle professional killers in the ring. But he has to work the system if he has any hope of surviving. Worse, unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all, he'll have to pull out all the stops in an attempt to win...The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship is the lovable seventh book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy fun characters, comedic fantasy worlds, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship to get in Gungren's corner today!
  • Eagle Masters

    J. L. Patrick, Christiaan C. Hile

    language (Crimson Myth Press, May 5, 2014)
    This story doesn't happen in your time, nor does it happen in your world. And though I am no longer a part of the ancient world that I once called home, my spirit still floats on the wind with wings of eagles. You see, this story takes place thousands of years ago in the land of Marangail.We lived on the open plains amongst snow covered mountains. We covered vast distances over streams and glades. We were hunters by trade. We hunted during all of the seasons, through torrential rains, blistering summers, and bone-chilling blizzards. This tale is not my own, though. No, this is a tale of a child with the heart the size of a golden eagle.Her story starts as all stories do…at the beginning, with conviction and purpose.It starts as this young girl is about to embark on a grand journey of determination, sacrifice, and love. Like all journeys, they have their ups and downs, just as the winds carry the mighty birds aloft.Let us take flight now and venture back to a time where cold and ice dominated the tundra we lived on. Back to a time of giant animals and survival; a time of changing climates and changing hearts; a time for dreams; and a time for new beginnings.Let us fly back to a time of a young girl named Koke...Join Koke and her friends as they navigate the dark world of Marangail -- while learning the way of the Eagle -- so that they can free their families from slavery.
  • Nanoagents: The Alien Files Bundle

    J. L. Patrick

    eBook (Crimson Myth Press, March 11, 2014)
    Nanoagents missions 1-5 from The Alien Files at over 40% off the price of buying them individually!Mission 1: Induction - The infiltration of the sinister alien named "Xabigan" who tried to take over the Universe by creating a computer system driven by the minds of kids.Mission 2: Lightcycle - A man who leveraged the technology from designs he'd gotten from Xabigan creates a remote-controlled motorcycle that is carrying a nuclear bomb.Mission 3: Moon Base - A secret moon base that was set up by NASA has gone quiet. The Nanoagents have to go to the moon to discover what's happened and to help get the moon base back on line.Mission 4: Mars Rover - The Mars Rover named "Spirit" had gone silent a number of years ago, but it's suddenly started sending signals again. The Nanoagents have to go to Mars and figure out what's going on. Node networks, forcefields, mechs, and battle drones are all on tap for this exciting mission.Mission 5: The Return of Xabigan - After all that's happened, it turns out that Xabigan had never fully lost his memories. He had them backed up! Now he's coming back to Earth to seek revenge. If the Nanoagents fail to stop him, the entire Earth will fall under the rule of the most sinister alien ever known!
  • Induction

    J. L. Patrick

    eBook (Crimson Myth Press, Sept. 22, 2013)
    An alien has infiltrated the Internet!Seth Brennan is a typical, run-of-the-mill kid genius who is leading the school’s computer club into the upcoming science fair. Almost. He was actually orphaned at the age of 9 when his parents were killed in a car crash. Since then he's been moved from home to home in search of a permanent situation. The only family he really has is the computer club, which just happens to be full of other kids who were orphaned similarly.One night, while working on ideas for the science fair, Seth gets an email from Xabigan Industries. The email promises a new piece of technology that will revolutionize the way people use the Internet. And it includes free shipping!The problem is that a lot of computer-savvy kids have gone missing over the last few months, so Seth wants to be careful with this new piece of tech. Unfortunately, his friend and next-door neighbor, Chen, also got the email from Xabigan Industries and he’s never careful with anything.When Seth gets home from school that night he learns that Chen has disappeared!Could Xabigan Industries be behind these disappearances? Could this new technology have some sinister application that nobody knows about?Seth has to connect the tech, outwit a couple of robots, foil the plans of a malevolent alien, and try to save Chen before it's too late!
  • The Krypto Kaper, A Tail of the Porkus

    Rick Sardinha

    eBook (Crimson Cur Press, Feb. 24, 2013)
    Once again, truck driver Joe has encountered one of those pesky flying pigs and with the usual results. Frustrated and needing to talk to someone who might understand, he visits Kolonel Krittenden, a world famous kryptozoologist. But instead of calming reassurance, Joe gets a dose of fast talk and finds himself in the employ of the Kolonel. Together they plan and then set out to capture a specimen of Porkus aerealis, the flying pig. But things are never as easy as they would seem. After all, getting what you want may not be best thing for all concerned. Especially if your quarry is wily, hungry and can fly. Come and join the adventure of this unlikely pair as they travel into the barren wilderness; each in search of their own particular dream, only to discover the vast difference between wanting and having.The Krypto Kaper is a graphic tale and is suitable for children of all ages.
  • The Pig Who Would Be King, A Tail of Medieval Hogwash

    Rick Sardinha

    eBook (Crimson Cur Press, Nov. 17, 2013)
    Living may have been simpler in the medieval days but times were just as tough. One not only had to contend with bad food and worse sanitation but also with monsters that rampaged across the countryside. It is just such a monster that has destroyed the town of Ogenstadt's harvest crop. Worse yet, it seems to have absconded with the harvest tribute to the king. This has put the town's mayor and the king's collection man in rather a delicate position. The king expects his due and is not a forgiving sort. The pair come to the conclusion that they are going to have to lie to live. However, a sudden chance encounter with the monster reveals the truth of what is going on. They then realize that the lie is going to have to be a real whopper. That is if they care to continue breathing. The king, suspicious of their tale, decides that proof is needed. The monster is to be captured. He dispatches his two best knights to the task and the small group depart on their new quest. When the truth is revealed to the knights, the four monster hunters suddenly realize their collective heads are now in danger of separation from their necks. A plan is hatched which quickly grows into a conspiracy. It is this conspiracy which will pit their wits against the will of a greedy king and the appetite of an insatiable monster. Strangely enough, their actions could affect the fate of the entire kingdom. Even stranger still, is the unlikely ally that will come to their aid. Medieval madness and mayhem ensue! Will the conspirators succeed in keeping their heads? Will the monster be captured? What actually did happen to the king's tribute? Who is this unlikely ally? These questions and many more are answered in this new story of Porkus madness, The Pig Who Would Be King. The Pig Who Would Be King is a graphic tale and quite suitable for children of all ages.
  • Mars Rover

    J. L. Patrick

    eBook (Crimson Myth Press, March 11, 2014)
    Is the Mars Rover named "Spirit" still alive?In 2010, the Mars Rover named "Spirit" had stopped sending signals back to NASA. In 2011, NASA ceased all efforts to communicate with the rover and called the mission complete.But something unexpected happened: Spirit started to send signals again. The weird thing was that the signal was nothing that Spirit had been programmed to send. It was as if something or someone had taken over the rover.The Nanoagents have been tasked to figure out what's going on. But how will they get to Mars? And when they get there, what are they going to find? Seth, Ajita, Jaden, Cheryl, Chen, Bits, and Rez will have to work together through node networks, forcefields, mechs, and battle drones if they're to succeed in learning the secret behind why the Mars Rover Spirit has come back online.Will they even survive?
  • The Return of Xabigan

    J. L. Patrick

    eBook (Crimson Myth Press, March 11, 2014)
    SAVE ROUGHLY 40% BY GETTING THE *** NANOAGENTS: THE ALIEN FILES BUNDLE ***"Nanoagents: The Return of Xabigan" is also available in the NANOAGENTS: THE ALIEN FILES BUNDLE, which contains all 5 books from "The Alien Files" series. Hop over to www.crimsonmyth.com and follow the "Book Bundles" Link!+++++ The alien that was the impetus for the formation of the Nanoagents team is returning. His name is Xabigan and he's not a happy camper.The Nanoagents learn that Xabigan has likely recovered the memories that Seth had wiped out when the alien was originally on Earth. According to their new alien contact, a Zbrakni named "Yexigan," Xabigan was known to back up all of his memories on a daily basis. If this is true, Xabigan will remember being on Earth before the day Seth, Rez, and Commander Larson had worked together to banish him. The team's only hope is that he doesn't remember Seth!Will the agents be able to once again defend Earth against the sinister intentions of Xabigan? Can the team work together to banish the alien once and for all? What about the new contact, Yexigan? Will she be a true friend and ally?This is the most important mission yet for the Nanoagents. If they fail this one, the entire Earth will fall under the rule of a very bad alien!
  • The Shortkut: A Tail of the Porkus

    Rick Sardinha

    language (Crimson Cur Press, May 28, 2012)
    The Shortkut, A Tail of the Porkus is a silent graphic story about a hapless truck driver late to market with a consignment of watermelons. If he is not on time with the load, he won't get paid. With time running out, he takes a shortkut across the desert which leads through a series of haunted canyons. However, within that shorter distance are dangers untold and what ensues is completely unexpected. He even was warned by the melon grower who might just have his own agenda.What haunts the dark cool canyons? Will the truck driver be able to escape and if he does will he be in time to get paid? What is the melon grower really up to?The answers to these burning questions lie within the pages of The Shortkut, A Tail of the Porkus!The Shortkut is a story suitable for all ages.