The Bandit of Hell's Bend: Large Print
Edgar Rice Burroughs
(Independently published, Feb. 21, 2020)
A half-dozen men sprawled comfortably in back-tilted chairs against the side of the Bar Y bunk-house at the home ranch. They were young men, lithe of limb, tanned of face and clear of eye. Their skins shone from recent ablutions and their slicked hair was still damp, for they had but just come from the evening meal, and meals at the home ranch required a toilet.One of them was singing.âIn the shade of a tree we two sat, him anâ me, Where the Haegler Hills slope to the Raft While our ponies browsed âround, reins a-dragginâ the ground; Then he looks at me funny anâ laft.ââMost anyone would,â interrupted a listener.âShut up,â admonished another, âI ainât only heered this three hundred anâ sixty-five times in the lasâ year. Do you think I want to miss anything?âUnabashed, the sweet singer continued.ââDo you see thet there town?â he inquires, pintinâ down To some shacks sprawlinâ âround in the heat. I opined thet I did anâ he shifted his quid After drowndinâ a tumble-bug neat. Then he looks at me square. âThereâs a guy waitinâ there Thet the sheep-men have hired to git me. Are you game to come down to thet jerk-water town Jest to see what in Hell you will see?ââ