Books with title The Zen Zombies

While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life!Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable.With this recent update, you will learn more about the inner workings of the living dead, and why they do the things they’re known so well for doing . . .including why they always have that glazed over look on their faces. Follow the genius of Scott Kenemore as he leads you through the world that only a zombie could properly understand.Having peace and tranquility in life is the key to success and happiness. Now, with this book by your side, you will be able to not only find spiritual relaxation and chi, but you’ll also be taught how to think less and relax more . . . as zombies have no use for their brains.

Zombies and Wolfmen and Ghosts - oh my! When a little boy named JC enters The Dead Tree Forest with his best friend and favorite toy, Zombi The Zombie, he learns that Zombi has a whole bunch of other friends here in this world. There’s: Wolfey - a super-fun and energetic wolfman; Mum-Z - a serious, brainy mummy; Gho-Stee - a gentle and caring ghost; Skellii - a sweet but ditzy skeleton; Vam Pea - a musical/artsy vampire; Franky - a bossy, gadget-building Frankenstein monster; and Witchie - a clever, science-loving witch. But JC and Zombi soon discover that while Zombi was living as a toy in The Real World with JC, a beast ate Witchie’s house - a house that was made of delicious candy! Sure, Witchie had cast a magical spell over the house to make it uneatable, but the beast had struck during a full moon. And everyone knows how spells can go gaga during a full moon. So the friends all agree to help Witchie build a new home. However, they also know that they first have to do something about this beast called The Candy Monster. But what exactly will they do about it? And why is The Candy Monster even in The Dead Tree Forest to begin with? Will the friends get eaten themselves? You'll just have to read the story to find out! This book is for kids who love the Winnie-The-Pooh stories. In the same way that a wild, ferocious animal like a bear was transformed into a cuddly, lovable companion, this book introduces a friendly, happy zombie, who takes us on similar, cheerful adventures.

This book was written by mother-daughter team Danyette Rosenbusch and Aliciana Duarte. 9 year old Aliciana illustrated the entire book because, as she's been saying since she was 4 "Mommy, I was born to be an illustrator!' The Zen Zombies are the only Zombies to have achieved inner peace and were created by Aliciana beginning at age 5. The Zen Zombies are very protective over all their kid friends and work hard scaring away any nasty monsters that might frighten you in your sleep! In the end, they discover that learning about the monsters and teaching them better behaviors means that they can be friends!