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  • The Faulkes Chronicle

    David Huddle

    Paperback (Tupelo Press, Sept. 1, 2014)
    A work of uncanny originality, David Huddle's nineteenth book is the account of an extraordinary death trip taken by a charismatic and beloved woman, her husband, and an astonishing number of offspring, from infants to young adults. The Faulkes Chronicle explores how children grieve, and shows how the wit and courage of even the littlest brothers and sisters can be a source of resilience. Familial conversation composes an intimate requiem, transforming loss into comprehension. Only one of our finest writers could manage this delicate material. The Faulkes Chronicle is a brief, autumnal novel -- made of momentary details yet with an encompassing grandeur.
  • The Faulkes Chronicle

    David Huddle

    eBook (Tupelo Press, April 1, 2015)
    A work of uncanny originality, David Huddle's nineteenth book is the account of an extraordinary death trip taken by a charismatic and beloved woman, her husband, and an astonishing number of offspring, from infants to young adults. The Faulkes Chronicle explores how children grieve, and shows how the wit and courage of even the littlest brothers and sisters can be a source of resilience. Familial conversation composes an intimate requiem, transforming loss into comprehension. Only one of our finest writers could manage this delicate material. The Faulkes Chronicle is a brief, autumnal novel-- made of momentary details yet with an encompassing grandeur.
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Sept. 11, 2012)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ... DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel about two psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective, and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some strong language.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps of Britney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant,Hollywood's newest bad girl, comes to town as the lead in the muchawaited Romeo and Juliet ... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily, Holly and Spooky (two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) get together with the irkily handsome, yet musically inclined Detective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in San Francisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime, cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I canread lips. Of course, you're probably thinking, why would a cat want to readlips? A fair question and the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear sogreat. I can read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of a problem, andwell, actually I tend to only read lips if I'm preoccupied. Guess who waspreoccupied?I was all curled up on the Lazyboyunder the big palm watching my favorite show on the boob tube. Lily was on thephone, imagine that, and things were getting a little nutty for Batman and theBoy Wonder.It seems Batman and the Boy Wonderwere just about to be sawn in half when I happened to glance up to see Lily saythat she needed a CAT Scan. At first, I thought she said 'cat scam'; I mean,who would she need me to scam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare sheeven insinuate such a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure, Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman,what the hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all my shots.I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourth time I have made myclaws grow back.I can make my claws grow back. Ihave serious mental powers, plus I read a book by Ernest Holmes called TheScience of the Mind, which gave me some great ideas like growing my clawsback. I'd recommend it to Oprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went intothe kitchen and circled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing awayabout scanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw was whirlingsteadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn't concentrate; CATScan overload--so I beat it out of there.I sprinted out into the cool nightair, glad to be away from even the idea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual,which meant I needed a San Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn'tthinking about Rice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and mademy way down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area that many yearsago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is called Telegraph Hill, andthere are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.The building I live in is called TheOld Brown. Lily and Holly inherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy,because this is prime San Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled TheOld Brown ourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top andLily lives bottom side.I was thinking that it's alwaysnice to get out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shot down 'emlike a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lip kicked me downthem and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humans are often cruel. Anyway, Idon't want to think about that. I want to think about Batman.
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Oct. 11, 2012)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ...DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel abouttwo psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective,and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some stronglanguage.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps ofBritney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant, Hollywood's newest badgirl, comes to town as the lead in the much awaited Romeo and Juliet... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily,Holly and Spooky(two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) gettogether with the irkilyhandsome, yet musically inclinedDetective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in SanFrancisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime,cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter One SpookyI know this sounds weird, but I can read lips. Of course, you'reprobably thinking, why would a cat want to read lips? A fair questionand the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear so great. Ican read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of aproblem, and well, actually I tend to only read lips if I'mpreoccupied. Guess who was preoccupied?I was all curled up onthe Lazyboy under the big palm watching my favorite show on the boobtube. Lily was on the phone, imagine that, and things were getting alittle nutty for Batman and the Boy Wonder.It seems Batmanand the Boy Wonder were just about to be sawn in half when I happenedto glance up to see Lily say that she needed a CAT Scan. At first, Ithought she said 'cat scam'; I mean, who would she need me toscam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare she even insinuatesuch a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure,Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman, whatthe hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all myshots. I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourthtime I have made my claws grow back.I can make my claws growback. I have serious mental powers, plus I read a book by ErnestHolmes called The Science of the Mind, which gave me somegreat ideas like growing my claws back. I'd recommend it toOprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went into the kitchen andcircled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing away aboutscanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw waswhirling steadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn'tconcentrate; CAT Scan overload--so I beat it out of there.Isprinted out into the cool night air, glad to be away from even theidea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual, which meant I needed aSan Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn't thinking aboutRice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and made myway down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area thatmany years ago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is calledTelegraph Hill, and there are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.Thebuilding I live in is called The Old Brown. Lily and Hollyinherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy, because this is primeSan Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled The Old Brownourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top and Lilylives bottom side.I was thinking that it's always nice toget out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shotdown 'em like a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lipkicked me down them and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humansare often cruel. Anyway, I don't want to think about that. I wantto think about Batman
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Sept. 19, 2012)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ... DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel about two psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective, and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some strong language.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps of Britney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant,Hollywood's newest bad girl, comes to town as the lead in the muchawaited Romeo and Juliet ... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily, Holly and Spooky (two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) get together with the irkily handsome, yet musically inclined Detective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in San Francisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime, cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I canread lips. Of course, you're probably thinking, why would a cat want to readlips? A fair question and the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear sogreat. I can read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of a problem, andwell, actually I tend to only read lips if I'm preoccupied. Guess who waspreoccupied?I was all curled up on the Lazyboyunder the big palm watching my favorite show on the boob tube. Lily was on thephone, imagine that, and things were getting a little nutty for Batman and theBoy Wonder.It seems Batman and the Boy Wonderwere just about to be sawn in half when I happened to glance up to see Lily saythat she needed a CAT Scan. At first, I thought she said 'cat scam'; I mean,who would she need me to scam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare sheeven insinuate such a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure, Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman,what the hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all my shots.I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourth time I have made myclaws grow back.I can make my claws grow back. Ihave serious mental powers, plus I read a book by Ernest Holmes called TheScience of the Mind, which gave me some great ideas like growing my clawsback. I'd recommend it to Oprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went intothe kitchen and circled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing awayabout scanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw was whirlingsteadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn't concentrate; CATScan overload--so I beat it out of there.I sprinted out into the cool nightair, glad to be away from even the idea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual,which meant I needed a San Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn'tthinking about Rice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and mademy way down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area that many yearsago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is called Telegraph Hill, andthere are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.The building I live in is called TheOld Brown. Lily and Holly inherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy,because this is prime San Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled TheOld Brown ourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top andLily lives bottom side.I was thinking that it's alwaysnice to get out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shot down 'emlike a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lip kicked me downthem and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humans are often cruel. Anyway, Idon't want to think about that. I want to think about Batman.
  • The Banyan Chronicles

    Raleigh McClayton, Bunny Bixler

    eBook
    None
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Oct. 3, 2012)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ... DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel about two psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective, and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some strong language.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps of Britney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant,Hollywood's newest bad girl, comes to town as the lead in the muchawaited Romeo and Juliet ... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily, Holly and Spooky (two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) get together with the irkily handsome, yet musically inclined Detective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in San Francisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime, cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I canread lips. Of course, you're probably thinking, why would a cat want to readlips? A fair question and the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear sogreat. I can read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of a problem, andwell, actually I tend to only read lips if I'm preoccupied. Guess who waspreoccupied?I was all curled up on the Lazyboyunder the big palm watching my favorite show on the boob tube. Lily was on thephone, imagine that, and things were getting a little nutty for Batman and theBoy Wonder.It seems Batman and the Boy Wonderwere just about to be sawn in half when I happened to glance up to see Lily saythat she needed a CAT Scan. At first, I thought she said 'cat scam'; I mean,who would she need me to scam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare sheeven insinuate such a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure, Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman,what the hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all my shots.I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourth time I have made myclaws grow back.I can make my claws grow back. Ihave serious mental powers, plus I read a book by Ernest Holmes called TheScience of the Mind, which gave me some great ideas like growing my clawsback. I'd recommend it to Oprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went intothe kitchen and circled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing awayabout scanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw was whirlingsteadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn't concentrate; CATScan overload--so I beat it out of there.I sprinted out into the cool nightair, glad to be away from even the idea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual,which meant I needed a San Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn'tthinking about Rice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and mademy way down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area that many yearsago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is called Telegraph Hill, andthere are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.The building I live in is called TheOld Brown. Lily and Holly inherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy,because this is prime San Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled TheOld Brown ourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top andLily lives bottom side.I was thinking that it's alwaysnice to get out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shot down 'emlike a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lip kicked me downthem and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humans are often cruel. Anyway, Idon't want to think about that. I want to think about Batman.
  • The Bane Chronicles

    CLARE CASSANDRA

    Paperback (Walker Books, )
    None
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Dec. 5, 2012)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ...DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel abouttwo psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective,and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some stronglanguage.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps ofBritney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant, Hollywood's newest badgirl, comes to town as the lead in the much awaited Romeo and Juliet... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily,Holly and Spooky(two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) gettogether with the irkilyhandsome, yet musically inclinedDetective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in SanFrancisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime,cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I can read lips. Of course, you'reprobably thinking, why would a cat want to read lips? A fair questionand the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear so great. Ican read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of aproblem, and well, actually I tend to only read lips if I'mpreoccupied. Guess who was preoccupied?I was all curled up onthe Lazyboy under the big palm watching my favorite show on the boobtube. Lily was on the phone, imagine that, and things were getting alittle nutty for Batman and the Boy Wonder.It seems Batmanand the Boy Wonder were just about to be sawn in half when I happenedto glance up to see Lily say that she needed a CAT Scan. At first, Ithought she said 'cat scam'; I mean, who would she need me toscam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare she even insinuatesuch a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure,Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman, whatthe hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all myshots. I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourthtime I have made my claws grow back.I can make my claws growback. I have serious mental powers, plus I read a book by ErnestHolmes called The Science of the Mind, which gave me somegreat ideas like growing my claws back. I'd recommend it toOprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went into the kitchen andcircled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing away aboutscanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw waswhirling steadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn'tconcentrate; CAT Scan overload--so I beat it out of there.Isprinted out into the cool night air, glad to be away from even theidea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual, which meant I needed aSan Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn't thinking aboutRice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and made myway down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area thatmany years ago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is calledTelegraph Hill, and there are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.Thebuilding I live in is called The Old Brown. Lily and Hollyinherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy, because this is primeSan Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled The Old Brownourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top and Lilylives bottom side.I was thinking that it's always nice toget out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shotdown 'em like a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lipkicked me down them and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humansare often cruel. Anyway, I don't want to think about that. I wantto think about Batman. .
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Jan. 15, 2013)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ...DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel abouttwo psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective,and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some stronglanguage.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps ofBritney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant, Hollywood's newest badgirl, comes to town as the lead in the much awaited Romeo and Juliet... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily,Holly and Spooky(two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) gettogether with the irkilyhandsome, yet musically inclinedDetective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in SanFrancisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime,cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I can read lips. Of course, you'reprobably thinking, why would a cat want to read lips? A fair questionand the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear so great. Ican read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of aproblem, and well, actually I tend to only read lips if I'mpreoccupied. Guess who was preoccupied?I was all curled up onthe Lazyboy under the big palm watching my favorite show on the boobtube. Lily was on the phone, imagine that, and things were getting alittle nutty for Batman and the Boy Wonder.It seems Batmanand the Boy Wonder were just about to be sawn in half when I happenedto glance up to see Lily say that she needed a CAT Scan. At first, Ithought she said 'cat scam'; I mean, who would she need me toscam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare she even insinuatesuch a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure,Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman, whatthe hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all myshots. I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourthtime I have made my claws grow back.I can make my claws growback. I have serious mental powers, plus I read a book by ErnestHolmes called The Science of the Mind, which gave me somegreat ideas like growing my claws back. I'd recommend it toOprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went into the kitchen andcircled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing away aboutscanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw waswhirling steadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn'tconcentrate; CAT Scan overload--so I beat it out of there.Isprinted out into the cool night air, glad to be away from even theidea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual, which meant I needed aSan Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn't thinking aboutRice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and made myway down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area thatmany years ago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is calledTelegraph Hill, and there are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.Thebuilding I live in is called The Old Brown. Lily and Hollyinherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy, because this is primeSan Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled The Old Brownourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top and Lilylives bottom side.I was thinking that it's always nice toget out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shotdown 'em like a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lipkicked me down them and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humansare often cruel. Anyway, I don't want to think about that. I wantto think about Batman.
  • The Cat Food Chronicles

    Maya Pruett

    language (Worthington Press Publishing House, Jan. 29, 2013)
    DEATH ... DRAMA ... DIVAS ... MEoOOW!An award winning novel about two psychic sisters, one psychic cat, an irkily handsome detective, and a dead celebutante! (Humorous Fiction 16 & up) Some strong language.Synopsis:Following in the footsteps of Britney, Lindsay and the likes, Callie Bryant,Hollywood's newest bad girl, comes to town as the lead in the muchawaited Romeo and Juliet ... the rock opera.When Callie actually dies on stage, Lily, Holly and Spooky (two psychic sisters and one psychic cat) get together with the irkily handsome, yet musically inclined Detective Richardson to solve thecrime.Set in San Francisco, The Cat Food Chronicles is a story of cats, crime, cuisine, and lol comedy.Read More:Chapter OneSpookyI know this sounds weird, but I canread lips. Of course, you're probably thinking, why would a cat want to readlips? A fair question and the answer is I don't. The fact is, I can't hear sogreat. I can read minds though; how's that for a wing-dinger? Yep, I'mtelepathic, so really the hearing impediment thing isn't much of a problem, andwell, actually I tend to only read lips if I'm preoccupied. Guess who waspreoccupied?I was all curled up on the Lazyboyunder the big palm watching my favorite show on the boob tube. Lily was on thephone, imagine that, and things were getting a little nutty for Batman and theBoy Wonder.It seems Batman and the Boy Wonderwere just about to be sawn in half when I happened to glance up to see Lily saythat she needed a CAT Scan. At first, I thought she said 'cat scam'; I mean,who would she need me to scam? I'm not that kind of cat anyway, how dare sheeven insinuate such a thing. But then she said it again."Yes, I'm sure, Holly, a CAT Scan!"Holy scantonese noodles, Batman,what the hell do you think I need to be scanned for? I've got all my shots.I've been de-wormed twice this year, and this is the fourth time I have made myclaws grow back.I can make my claws grow back. Ihave serious mental powers, plus I read a book by Ernest Holmes called TheScience of the Mind, which gave me some great ideas like growing my clawsback. I'd recommend it to Oprah.I hopped off the Lazyboy and went intothe kitchen and circled around Lily's legs, but Lily just kept blabbing awayabout scanning me. I glanced at the TV where a giant maniacal saw was whirlingsteadily toward the dynamic duo. It was too much; I couldn't concentrate; CATScan overload--so I beat it out of there.I sprinted out into the cool nightair, glad to be away from even the idea of a scanning. I was hungry, as usual,which meant I needed a San Francisco treat, and let me tell you, I wasn'tthinking about Rice a Roni. I licked my soon to be grubby little paws and mademy way down the north-face fire escape.I live in an area that many yearsago housed dockworkers and fisherman. The area is called Telegraph Hill, andthere are a lot of cats in the neighborhood.The building I live in is called TheOld Brown. Lily and Holly inherited it. They're lucky as hell too, boy,because this is prime San Francisco real estate. We more or less remodeled TheOld Brown ourselves. It took us about twelve years. Holly lives up top andLily lives bottom side.I was thinking that it's alwaysnice to get out of the house when I came to The Greenwich Stairs. I lookedaround really good; the coast seemed clear but, just in case, I shot down 'emlike a rocket.The stairs are The Greenwich StreetStairs, and they're famous. About three months ago, some ass-lip kicked me downthem and my ribs still hurt from the tumble. Humans are often cruel. Anyway, Idon't want to think about that. I want to think about Batman.
  • The Q Chronicles

    Debra Ann Quackenbush

    language (Debra Ann Quackenbush, Jan. 25, 2012)
    Three sisters learn that they have a predestined responsibility to cast out the Naughties (Villians) of mystical lands. Each adventure presents an opportunity to learn about bonding as sisters, problem solving, criticial thinking and moral obligations. Their powers are just developing as they are thrown into amazing new worlds to keep the scale of good and evil tilted to good. Mystical adventures are awaiting the three sisters soon to be known as Q3. They will endure magnificent challenges, and defeat unsuspecting villains. Alex, Faith, and Ellie Q must fight battles they didn't know existed before breakfast and still make it home in time for dinner.